BorniteIdentity Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 SO bad it made me belly laugh. greengartside, Remspoor and catsinthewelder 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 We need to see how many wheels are on the other side before we judge its authenticity! Low Horatio gearbox, Jerzy Woking, Remspoor and 10 others 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 A rare thing has happened this morning.The driver delivering to our local corner shop used the off button for the engine and refrigerator on his truck.I guess he's less of an inconsiderate cunt than the others. DSdriver and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taranaki Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 Fish and chips at the beach with my first grandchild. Balancing a chip on my top lip for him to steal. Warm, sunny, Inconceivable in March, COVID is not beaten, but it is well under control. Best wishes to all who are still stuck with lockdown. I hope that by the time summer gets to you, you too will feel the freedom and joy that has been here at Christmas. DVee8, Jerzy Woking, spike60 and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 Winter Motoring Top Tip from Viz.... Mr Pastry, chodweaver, Mr Laurence and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Horatio gearbox Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 Finding some tinted perspex sunvisors for my Rover and buying them for substantially less than the £135 for one 😱 somone on Ebay wanted myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 I got a birthday card today off my mate up in Edinburgh - nothing unusual about that except my birthday is the third of October ! not to worry, I forgot his birthday too back in May (or is it April, must check?) his choice of card was pretty funny though Borsuq, The Moog, dome and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borsuq Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 Just got my first dose of the COVID vaccine. I’m currently in the process of sending my DNA sequence to Bill Gates over 5G. Getting excellent reception on my newly implanted microchip! 10/10 would recommend. In all seriousness, I’m really glad I managed to get it so quickly. Here’s hoping it proves effective and a return to normal life will be possible soon. I really want to be able to go on a road trip or two next year. HarmonicCheeseburger, stonedagain, LightBulbFun and 7 others 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floatylight Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 Just watching Car Perverts live stream from the other day, loving how he and Mrs Smith called their son Wesson 😂 wuvvum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TataBobu Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 Yes, I know, it's a bit late. But still: Remspoor, privatewire and chodweaver 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jikovron Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 The youngest sister passed her driving test today first attempt, I gave her a handful of vague 'lessons' to refine her progression in traffic, and she had 2 with an actual instructor,,,very happy!! chaseracer, Jerzy Woking, chodweaver and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey spud Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 Remspoor, cort1977, catsinthewelder and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 I saw a silver zafira...wait a minute... It had a dent in the tailgate....keep waiting... and had this excellent wile e coyote sticker perfectly in the crease. Similar to this as I couldn't get a picture. Looked excellent. Joey spud, privatewire, Tenmil Socket and 11 others 6 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overrun Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 10 minutes ago, Jikovron said: The youngest sister passed her driving test today first attempt, I gave her a handful of vague 'lessons' to refine her progression in traffic, and she had 2 with an actual instructor,,,very happy!! Congratulations, Elizabeth! That's how it's done. No messing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickman Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Agila said: I saw a silver zafira...wait a minute... It had a dent in the tailgate....keep waiting... and had this excellent wile e coyote sticker perfectly in the crease. Similar to this as I couldn't get a picture. Looked excellent. Saw one on a transit rear door about a week ago and it looked perfect. Agila 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 You Tube awards. They are shite, but this made it worth watching. https://www.bitchute.com/video/UJiqAwePtZ4/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 All this welder talk. Gosh darn it, I need a welder. loserone, Andyrew and SiC 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 the just eat ads with snoop dogg in them (only those) whoever phoned him up genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, hairnet said: the just eat ads with snoop dogg in them (only those) whoever phoned him up genius Best I've seen for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 My 'Christmas' holiday officially begins today. Now off work until 11th January. How to amuse oneself in a tier 4 lockdown may prove a little tricky? Can't even go for a Wetherspoons Beer and Burger meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Stick man is on and Santa parked the sleigh on a little hillock Stick man sneaks in and Santa hoofs his bag into the sleigh into one side the sleigh then falls off the hillock Well I thought It was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorpunk Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Someone driving this around like it’s any other A to B rentabox on the road. SiC, somewhatfoolish, eddyramrod and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Piss funny earlier, I was chucking some diesel in the car, police had stopped this 55 plate 5 series, no MOT, no tax etc etc, anyway this nobhead is going ‘having no mot does not mean you can’t drive on the road!’ Copper quoted fucking paragraph 4b or whatever telling him the law. Anyway the guy goes ‘let’s start again and you chase me you’ll never catch me!’. Pissed as a fart he was. No wonder insurance is so expensive. FakeConcern, myglaren, Craig the Princess and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 You know the filters you get on phones that make you look like a rabbit or a dog with a big tongue Well, for a minute I thought this was one of those , but no , as I've found out today he injects his muscles with oil to get them to comedy proportions NorfolkNWeigh, twosmoke300, wuvvum and 5 others 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 29 minutes ago, motorpunk said: Someone driving this around like it’s any other A to B rentabox on the road. I totally approve! DSdriver and 808 Estate 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Wack said: You know the filters you get on phones that make you look like a rabbit or a dog with a big tongue Well, for a minute I thought this was one of those , but no , as I've found out today he injects his muscles with oil to get them to comedy proportions Massive arms and legs like sparrows and still can’t fight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Just now, sierraman said: Massive arms and legs like sparrows and still can’t fight! Won't go rusty though sierraman, myglaren and The Moog 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Imagine if it was veg oil? You could stick a needle in him whilst he was asleep then run your car for a few weeks until his tits deflated. chodweaver, Wack, myglaren and 7 others 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerzy Woking Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Cavcraft, wuvvum, Wack and 6 others 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 11 hours ago, sierraman said: Massive arms and legs like sparrows and still can’t fight! I'd think one swing and gravity would be his biggest problem sierraman and twosmoke300 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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