gm Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I was just idly staring out of the window when this 19 plate Range Rover pulled up in our little cul de sac - the driver got out, reached into the back seat and grabbed his pizza delivery bag surely there can’t be much of his income left running one of these ? beko1987, Quintus, dome and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 19 hours ago, scdan4 said: remember I still have a couple of sheets of stickers. "You can all fork off" etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 hour ago, gm said: I was just idly staring out of the window when this 19 plate Range Rover pulled up in our little cul de sac - the driver got out, reached into the back seat and grabbed his pizza delivery bag surely there can’t be much of his income left running one of these ? Call me a cynic, but I'd put 50p on the pizza delivery bag not containing pizza at all. Perhaps he is delivering other forms of 'nutrition' under the guise of being an Uber Eats driver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I did wonder that but he was from dominos and in uniform. Stanky and The Moog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 myglaren, catsinthewelder, rainagain and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Obviously not much happens in Coventry. Tenmil Socket, DSdriver, chaseracer and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 4 hours ago, gm said: I did wonder that but he was from dominos and in uniform. Dominos stuff crops up on eBay quite often, wouldn't be hard to pretend! When I worked there though we did have all sorts of cars, never anything as flash as a Range Rover though. I can't see minimum wage making much of a dent in the running costs and in my experience the fuel money starts to get a bit tight around 30mpg. strangeangel and gm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Hi, is that AAA valeting Do you have any availability today , do you collect tinribs and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownnova Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Banger Kenny, TooManyPeopleMovers, dome and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... Disco has another MOT. Advisory is a bit of a "but it's fucked really!!!!!!!" I've not crawled under it recently, but I'm sure it only had the usual chassis rear end slow dissolve. Haven't got it back yet, but where else do disco 2's corrode? MOT man covering his back if I flog it? CGSB and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 On 24/11/2020 at 20:26, Amishtat said: I saw a red squirrel this morning whilst out with the dog. Never seen one before. Where do you live. There's loads in the woods in L37 on the North West Coast . So many that I was surprised to see a grey one on a Walk at Alderley Edge. Didn't realise that they were so big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 4 hours ago, New POD said: Didn't realise that they were so big. Are you sure they aren't foxes? Banger Kenny and Christine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 22 minutes ago, cobblers said: Are you sure they aren't foxes? If I was a fox I'd disguise myself as a red squirrel ,given the amount of pricks on horses running round chasing me Remspoor, Banger Kenny, cobblers and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Fox hunting stopped near 20 years ago . it doesn't happen anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 14 minutes ago, Christine said: Fox hunting stopped near 20 years ago . it doesn't happen anymore Really? https://www.itv.com/news/2020-11-24/police-and-cps-investigating-webinars-held-by-huntings-governing-body And what kind of sad inadequate small dicked cunt could get pleasure out of seeing a living animal being torn to pieces? Remspoor, Lacquer Peel, rainagain and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Austat, w00dy, Shite Ron and 12 others 2 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 MarvinsMom, chaseracer, Banger Kenny and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 5 hours ago, cobblers said: Are you sure they aren't foxes? Grey ones ? Definitely not the right colour. More possum than canine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownnova Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Wack, wuvvum and LightBulbFun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 My sister has booked a holiday to Australia It's a country that's never interested me , even less so now , fuck that myglaren and privatewire 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 shipping containers , a trip to b&q. That'll be £23,000 please According to the pictures it does come with a rolls convertible though https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1744550289045662/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Decided to go wild camping for the first time last night - Up on Kinder Scout. I know we're not supposedly allowed out of the house blah blah blah Lugging 18kg of stuff up there in the dark was a slog but it was such a clear night, the view of Mancheste r was amazing. I've been up there dozens of times but never been able to see as far as this. The lack of cloud cover does have is disadvantages, It was -7! I reckon it is the coldest I have ever been in my entire life. Absolutely worth it though, I will do it again soon. Coprolalia, catsinthewelder, face and 21 others 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 On 11/24/2020 at 8:26 PM, Amishtat said: I saw a red squirrel this morning whilst out with the dog. Never seen one before. A few years ago, myself and a workmate Geoff were sitting in a van eating lunch. Jeremy Vine was on the radio talking to some squirrel expert about red and grey squirrels and the expert said there are extremely rare black squirrels but he had never seen one. Geoff says to me, there's one in that bloody tree over there! He was right, we sat and watched for a while, there were 3 or 4 of them! CGSB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 21 minutes ago, Timewaster said: A few years ago, myself and a workmate Geoff were sitting in a van eating lunch. Jeremy Vine was on the radio talking to some squirrel expert about red and grey squirrels and the expert said there are extremely rare black squirrels but he had never seen one. Geoff says to me, there's one in that bloody tree over there! He was right, we sat and watched for a while, there were 3 or 4 of them! Everyday is a school day etc. They look a bit like rats with bushy tails to me though. CGSB and privatewire 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 There's black squirrels all over the bloody shop in America. Big fuckers too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Just spotted this for sale if anyone needs an egg white separator Shite Ron, Remspoor and wuvvum 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 17 hours ago, Rovorsche said: Today I was cheered up by a Landrover Defender. It was very shiny and made a fantastic throbby noise as it left the traffic lights in a brisk but not undignified manner. Being curious I plumbed the number plate into some websites (DVLA and carbaba), "Petrol 6162cc" ? Shirley there is a mistook, 6.2 litres ? No, you can get your Defender to become Corvette powered https://www.neneoverland.co.uk/special-vehicles/6-2-ls-v8-conversion/FITTED PRICE at Nene Overland £34,995+vat The extra grin ? It was signwritten as a plumbers van! I MoT most of these beasts.Because of the fancy automatic gearboxes they fit I don't put them in the brake rollers , instead have to drive them to test the brakes with a decelerometer. People always look when I hit the loud pedal . If the exhaust exits just below the middle of the rear crossmember then it is LOUD. Dick Longbridge, spike60, dome and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 My sister has started redecorating their front room. Lux the Maine Coon approves the message. 😄 Dick Longbridge, Remspoor, 155V6 and 4 others 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, chaseracer said: My sister has started redecorating their front room. Lux the Maine Coon approves the message. 😄 My dad tells a story of helping a new colleague decorate their house - late 1960s. Painting the living room, glen, the art teacher did a quick “ Rolf Harris” mural on the wall in brown paint. Apparently it took a dozen or so coats of white paint and ten years before you couldn’t see it. chaseracer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 When I was 18, over summer I fitted my nan a new kitchen and bathroom. I covered all the bathroom and a lot of the kitchen with that shite plastic T+G wood effect cladding from wickes. Every single panel is stuck on the wall with a cock and bollocks drawn in no-nails. clayts450, Coprolalia, rainagain and 11 others 4 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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