omegod Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Anyone fancy being on the telly box? I received this message in response to an Omega I am breaking...they must be fucking desperate Hello there, I'm wondering if you could help me? I'm actually a TV Producer casting for a new TV show - think Location Location Location but with cars. We take car buyers, their budget and desires into consideration then hopefully find them the car of their dreams within their budget - on our new show. We're half way through the series and are wondering if you know anyone who'd be up for being on the show and letting us help them find a new car - on our new show for Discovery quest. Do you happen to know anyone? I appreciate this is random! Thanks, Shanie The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floatylight Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 36 minutes ago, omegod said: Anyone fancy being on the telly box? I received this message in response to an Omega I am breaking...they must be fucking desperate Hello there, I'm wondering if you could help me? I'm actually a TV Producer casting for a new TV show - think Location Location Location but with cars. We take car buyers, their budget and desires into consideration then hopefully find them the car of their dreams within their budget - on our new show. We're half way through the series and are wondering if you know anyone who'd be up for being on the show and letting us help them find a new car - on our new show for Discovery quest. Do you happen to know anyone? I appreciate this is random! Thanks, Shanie Autoshite TV, I've got a budget of £300, I want leather, V8, and be able to trace the history back through the last 10 owners... (or 3 months, whichever is longer) Stanky, DSdriver, mitsisigma01 and 10 others 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 @HarmonicCheeseburgeris a menace. LightBulbFun and HarmonicCheeseburger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 My wife and I watched a film called Somersby with Jody Foster and Richard gere, I just got reminded about it. For those that haven't seen it the basic story is John is presumed dead after he fails to return from the Civil War. His wife, Laurel, is set to marry her neighbour, Orin Mecham, but her husband mysteriously returns after six years, only she isn't sure if it's her husband or not as she hasn't seen him for 6 years After we'd watched it i said , well that was utter rubbish , how would she not know whether it was her husband or not My wife disagreed thinking it could be possible so I asked if she could explain Well, if you went off to war for 6 years and Richard Gere came back I wouldn't say anything either puddlethumper, Mr Pastry, myglaren and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Lol yohan and puddlethumper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Wack said: My wife and I watched a film called Somersby with Jody Foster and Richard gere, I just got reminded about it. For those that haven't seen it the basic story is John is presumed dead after he fails to return from the Civil War. His wife, Laurel, is set to marry her neighbour, Orin Mecham, but her husband mysteriously returns after six years, only she isn't sure if it's her husband or not as she hasn't seen him for 6 years After we'd watched it i said , well that was utter rubbish , how would she not know whether it was her husband or not My wife disagreed thinking it could be possible so I asked if she could explain Well, if you went off to war for 6 years and Richard Gere came back I wouldn't say anything either I have mental scars from that film, I took a stunning girl to see it and the fucker is a bout 3 hrs long and total tosh, film lasted longer than the relationship Remspoor and puddlethumper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 I ordered some (commercial washing machine) parts from Trumpton (USA) last Friday via Amazon, with an eta of Oct 22 - Nov 2nd. They arrived yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 48 minutes ago, omegod said: I have mental scars from that film, I took a stunning girl to see it and the fucker is a bout 3 hrs long and total tosh, film lasted longer than the relationship I'm a bit shocked to see it was 1993 , we had that conversation as we left the cinema Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 That reminded me of a film I saw many years ago. Wife was raped. Soon after they were driving along a street and wife pointed to a man on the footpath and said, "that's him, that's the man who raped me". Husband got out and tracked the man down through the city, eventually cornered him and exterminated the creep. Back to the car where wife was sitting and drove on. A few minutes later wife pointed to a man on the footpath and said, "that's him, that's the man who raped me" The film ended there as the husband slowly realised what he had done and the reality of wife's condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 The moral is, they're not always right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 Mainstream car mag catching up with AS, as usual. The Moog, catsinthewelder, Floatylight and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borsuq Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 My mum's book is finally here! 🎉 My mum, who's a doctor, wrote a great book on the history of the hospital she's worked at for the past 25 years. Today we've finally received it in printed form, and it was really worth the wait. All uncertainty is finally over and we're thrilled about how the actual book came out. Floatylight, Roobarb, The Moog and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 There was a hat (looked like a trilby) in the road earlier, and as I was approaching on the opposite side, some bloke got off his mobility scooter and ran like fuck back down the pavement to retrieve it. A split second later it got ran over by an HGV. yohan, wuvvum, myglaren and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: There was a hat (looked like a trilby) in the road earlier, and as I was approaching on the opposite side, some bloke got off his mobility scooter and ran like fuck back down the pavement to retrieve it. A split second later it got ran over by an HGV. We've got one like that round here, claiming all the benefits available, even had a bungalow converted, gets carers and nurses home visits (and offers them cash for other services.... yes those ones!!!) rides a mobility scooter to the pub gets pissed walks home 😡😡😡 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burraston2006 Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 Good week in my household. Monday son passed his driving test 1st time. Tuesday daughter passed her dtiving test 1st time. Wednesday I got given this: Which was attached to this: Result! It's only done 192k miles!! The history file is an inch thick and there are some eye watering bills in there. She is an absolute peach and a credit to the gent who gave it to me. myglaren, Amishtat, Cavcraft and 16 others 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 tinribs, Austat, Floatylight and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 rainagain, Alan_Green and Out Run 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dozeydustman Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Depot manager has let me know I am being seconded to be a supervisor as of 7th November. 6 months period to see if a) a third supervisor is needed and b) in charge of trade waste crews and overseeing new business waste & recycling schemes. 9-5 tuesday to friday and 6-2 Saturdays + loads of opportunity for overtime. Increase of £4k salary which would be most beneficial. Vantman, chaseracer, 108 and 25 others 28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Anyone remember Kajagoogoo? Bassist and second lead vocalist Nick Beggs is a nutter. I discovered his cold caller videos last night following a recommendation. Had me pmsl. Roobarb, privatewire and rainagain 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borsuq Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 I'm sure this has been posted, but it always makes me laugh. I'm pretty convinced the Maestro was worth the extra cash. ;D somewhatfoolish, Noel Tidybeard and privatewire 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, Borsuq said: I'm sure this has been posted, but it always makes me laugh. I'm pretty convinced the Maestro was worth the extra cash. ;D Mate at Uni had an FSO like that one, it wouldn’t ever set the world on fire but it was reliable, if a little thirsty, motor for many years. strangeangel and Borsuq 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 I've just seen an orange woman in ASDA ,she walked towards us , we both looked at each other with the same WTF look ,I was dying to take a picture but Mrs wack gave me the don't you effing dare look I was 100% convinced she was wearing one of these joke masks, but no that was what she'd paid good money to achieve, why would anybody do that to themselves , she was about 25 she rolled up to the next till , bright orange with the real version Banger Kenny and stonedagain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morrisoxide Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 I mate of mine just bought a Volvo on eBay that belonged to Neil Diamond... Swede car online!! I'll get my coat. Austat, tinribs and Remspoor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 I was just idly checking the latest Pre 1963 Age related registrations on the DVLA as you do and I think I have just come across someones freshly road-registered tank? (if google is to be believed) Borsuq, somewhatfoolish, beko1987 and 2 others 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Sean Lock is the funniest man alive Watch to the end ,NSFW BeEP, MorrisItalSLX and catsinthewelder 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 24 minutes ago, LightBulbFun said: I was just idly checking the latest Pre 1963 Age related registrations on the DVLA as you do and I think I have just come across someones freshly road-registered tank if google is to be believed? Someone, somewhere is about to have a muddy weekend of fun! And many many trips to the esso LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Oven or dishwasher, my Mrs wasn't* p*ss*d when she made the wrong choice with the plastic chopping board.... Remspoor, myglaren, stonedagain and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Borsuq, yohan, myglaren and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 1 hour ago, morrisoxide said: I mate of mine just bought a Volvo on eBay that belonged to Neil Diamond... Swede car online!! I'll get my coat. C'mon, you can do better than that. In other news, I saw a MO Oxford again today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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