Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 From an obituary in today's rag: Three Speed, myglaren and GrumpiusMaximus 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Never piss off people who run the website. HarmonicCheeseburger, stonedagain, rainagain and 14 others 4 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Honest advert mitsisigma01 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 how the bloody hell do BP expect to sell any fuel ? oddly enough, the pumps were in use, strange folks round 'ere paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Tbf, I never use supermarket fuel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
face Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Brian May watches on. Austat and kinkersaab 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 hour ago, gm said: how the bloody hell do BP expect to sell any fuel ? oddly enough, the pumps were in use, strange folks round 'ere That's actually quite reasonably priced by BP standards. You should see BP and Esso pump prices in my area at the moment - more like 120p+ per litre. Funny how many filling stations have ramped up their prices to higher than pre-lockdown levels.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 hour ago, gm said: how the bloody hell do BP expect to sell any fuel ? oddly enough, the pumps were in use, strange folks round 'ere We would kill for fuel that cheap around here. It's usually floating at 114p all the way to 120p on some days. S2000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Fumbler said: We would kill for fuel that cheap around here. It's usually floating at 114p all the way to 120p on some days. it's a penny cheaper again at the asda half a mile down the road, where I filled up on dizzel at 1.127/l earlier but we're poor northerners that spend all our money on pies and beer ! Fumbler, SteersWithThrottle and myglaren 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Kill for 4p a litre more? That's £3.20 extra for an 80 litre tank. Would you kill my ex for a fiver? £1.80 bonus ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, gm said: it's a penny cheaper again at the asda half a mile down the road, where I filled up on dizzel at 1.127/l earlier but we're poor northerners that spend all our money on pies and beer ! And radiators gm, myglaren, stonedagain and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 watching some "inside fast food" thing on Channel 4,cos Kerry likes that kinda thing. they are in China doing something about noodles. trying instant noodles from this country with proper chinese ones. they don't like them from the UK! and lest face it the chinese will eat any damn thing, assuming they can get it in a wok! so Red Dwarf were right, even when its down to a choice between dog food and a pot noodle, the dog food gets eaten first! myglaren and stonedagain 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 4 hours ago, gm said: how the bloody hell do BP expect to sell any fuel ? oddly enough, the pumps were in use, strange folks round 'ere 114.9p/l in BP but 108.7p/l in Morrisons down here. Everything is so much more expensive down South... ?? I think BP users are often fuel card holders. Also BP probably do Super where as Morrisons don't. Fumbler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 watching fantomworks - theyve got in a 1970 opel kadett coupe chap tells dan what he wants and its all mechanical - clutch needs doing bushes brakes - oh theres a dent in the wing where his missus dodged a flying cart and instead of running her over it got the car dan is like wtf he opens the bonnet and its like 1971 - its mint - dan says this is how cars leave here not arrive - he said it was 90% mint madness - not like the one i posted here they wanted 3k for and it was holier than pope francis myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 47 minutes ago, SiC said: 114.9p/l in BP but 108.7p/l in Morrisons down here. Everything is so much more expensive down South... ?? I think BP users are often fuel card holders. Also BP probably do Super where as Morrisons don't. Seems about right with the BP fuel card and super- I bunged £15 worth of Morrisons' liquid dinosaur into the car earlier after looking at the price, funnily enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2000 Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 48 minutes ago, SiC said: 114.9p/l in BP but 108.7p/l in Morrisons down here. Everything is so much more expensive down South... ?? I think BP users are often fuel card holders. Also BP probably do Super where as Morrisons don't. I had to stop last weekend travelling south to north to top up the tanks on the autobahn muncher and paid 1.27 a litre!!!! Admittedly motorway prices but had no choice due to the consumption rate of the old girl..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 This may not be particularly good news for Invacar drivers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Seems cheap for an E-scort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 massive thanks to that nice @Schaefft for services rendered thanks Schaefft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Wife's 2009 Toyota Auris aced the MOT for the 6th time in a row, no advisories. Remspoor, paulplom and myglaren 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 On 8/21/2020 at 8:50 PM, omegod said: I was getting an MOT done yesterday and while waiting a lycra clad yummy mummy came in all tits and arse hanging out, flapping as the low oil light had come on on her 19 plate SUV and she had a low tyre, the lads were falling over each other to help and happily added a litre or two of expensive Shell Helix snazzy bollocks oil and sorted her tyre," no charge love", "anytime love" Fuck all discount for me like Dress like her next time ! myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 this little fellow parked up at the shops in almost the very same bay that I spotted this one last year how very random danthecapriman, wuvvum, dome and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Remspoor, ProgRocker, Popsicle and 10 others 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 watching hubnut fod video and miss hubnut mentions reverse hes like errrrr cant be as bad as @Frogchod (did you post that here ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 27 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said: I thought they were wind turbines, well i feel stupid now ? myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 That's why we can all smell cow farts! myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out Run Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Seeing a Dutch registered YRV absolutely spanking it down the outside lane of the M1, pushing stuff out of the way, and in the same journey, clocking a Renault 50 wrecker, travelling in the opposite direction. It wasn’t the black (iirc) one that has been posted on here, either. Another fwiend in waiting, for X Bollocks. beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 La maîtresse est revenue.... En marche! Shite Ron, myglaren, Stanky and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Ce n'est pas trop tôt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 28 minutes ago, Out Run said: Seeing a Dutch registered YRV absolutely spanking it down the outside lane of the M1, pushing stuff out of the way I love seeing this too, happens on the m40, especially around show season! I just try not to be in l2 as it happens as the frightened audi/merc/bmw becomes unpredictable... camryv6 and Out Run 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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