paulplom Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Partner sent this pic to me. Passed out after my 1st trip back to the pub. I'm not sure who had more, me or the dog. 2.30am when I woke up. Bitch left me there. Coprolalia, privatewire and Amishtat 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmatt Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Saw a space saver for sale on a local selling page last night and she'd only listed the tyre size, I politely pointed out to her that it might be useful for a poential purchaser to mention that it was actually a space saver and to say what car it came off / would fit. She's updated the advert.... ?? Supernaut and BlankFrank 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 catsinthewelder, LightBulbFun, Austat and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 155V6, HarmonicCheeseburger and myglaren 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 5, 2020 Author Share Posted July 5, 2020 Went up to outlaw_Junior's caravan earlier without SWMBO, dropped some stuff off, found a "green lane" got Megamoose a bit grubby then blezzed home the scenic way, with this on very loud. Appalling behaviour. Roobarb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 I like making filthy things shiny. I wasn't expecting half an hour to make such a difference. Shedload still to be done - once the inlet manifolds are off and the cam cover gaskets are changed anyway...but at least I can top up the screenwash without looking like I'd been crawling around under a bus for an hour. That she started after the engine was pressure washed was a good grin too. rob88h, richardmorris, Shite Ron and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 What did you use? Seems to work well ?? LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, mitsisigma01 said: What did you use? Seems to work well ?? Autoglym engine & machine cleaner, waiting ten minutes then careful use of the pressure washer. LightBulbFun and outlaw118 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 6, 2020 Author Share Posted July 6, 2020 STand by for HOT ROFFLE ACTION £10 a ticket should do it.... Quote BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT5070 WILSHIRE BLVDLOS ANGELES. CA 90036NEIGHORHOOD: MID WILSHIREUNITED STATES OF AMERICA.EMAIL: fiduciarybmw2020@gmail.comDear Winner,This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a brand new 2019 Model BMW 8 Series coupe and convertible, a Cheque of $1,500,000.00 USD andApple laptop from the international balloting programs held on the 27th, section of the 2020 annual award promo in the UNITED STATE OF AMERICA dome, BeEP and Remspoor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Well that all checks out. Congratulations Bob. Edit: Wait, no, it's a scam - they've spelled "cheque" correctly. STUNO, Remspoor, anonymous user and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 12 hours ago, Zelandeth said: I like making filthy things shiny. I wasn't expecting half an hour to make such a difference. Shedload still to be done - once the inlet manifolds are off and the cam cover gaskets are changed anyway...but at least I can top up the screenwash without looking like I'd been crawling around under a bus for an hour. That she started after the engine was pressure washed was a good grin too. Crikey that looks good! I cleaned the xsara's engine bay a while back. Partly because it looks sick, partly so I didn't get grimy hands topping up the screen wash or checking something and poking about! Worth it just for that myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Having been looking stuff up on streetview (for work) I ended up finding myself in 2015, I had a brake light out (well it was a Land Rover) Supernaut, Tickman, wuvvum and 5 others 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 I reckon @LightBulbFun has an alert which triggers when ever anyone writes the word light or bulb in a post Remspoor, LightBulbFun, Three Speed and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 13 hours ago, Zelandeth said: That she started after the engine was pressure washed was a good grin too. That's definitely worth smiling about. My Acclaim never did and is probably now a fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Always smile when I walk past this sign. I'll be like a Cheshire cat if there's ever a bike like this parked there. Shite Ron and Sir Chocolate Teapot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, busmansholiday said: Always smile when I walk past this sign. I'll be like a Cheshire cat if there's ever a bike like this parked there. that makes me wonder what bike is the sign based off of? I know the Car one is based off the ADO16 (as it was one of the most common cars at the time when the signs used today where first drawn up etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Look up Police Triumph Speed Twin. LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Seems to be a homage of both Tiger 100SS Ariel Arrow LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 First driving lesson completed- only took 3 months but the bucket list of things to complete has reduced to parking, mirrors and negotiating a dual carriageway... Much progress! loserone, myglaren, LightBulbFun and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 outlaw118, rainagain, dome and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 "And tonight's edition of Songs of Praise contains strong language and scenes of a sexual nature!" Sunny Jim, PhilA and 808 Estate 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djb222 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Roobarb, Three Speed, Floatylight and 6 others 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod/b Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 For some reason I’ve never had access to Facebook Marketplace UNTIL TODAY. A new world of shite window shopping awaits.... Mr Pastry, S2000, loserone and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 One of our aeroplanes has lost a wheel , would you mind nipping up there and fitting a new one She's a keeper https://www.military.com/video/aircraft/landing-gear/female-pilot-fixes-wheel-mid-air/1363140400001 Mrs6C, loserone, wuvvum and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Anyone looking for a job , she wants this digging then all the soil removing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashband Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 6/26/2020 at 6:21 PM, omegod said: I still hold out hope that it'll fly again one day I'm sure I read one of the road bumps to returning Concorde to flight was Airbus or rr/snecma or both refusing to provide support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 concorde is done, it'd probably be cheaper to design a new one than get one back in the air now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 15 hours ago, Wack said: concorde is done, it'd probably be cheaper to design a new one than get one back in the air now Definitely seems that way, would bring a lot of benefits too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 There is speculation that StarShip One will be used as a Concord replacement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 17 hours ago, Wack said: Anyone looking for a job , she wants this digging then all the soil removing If it needs digging over just get the neighbours to tell the police they saw you bury something there one night. dome, Remspoor, Semi-C and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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