sierraman Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Spent a sunburnt afternoon reading some 1996 Top Gear Magazines courtesy of @bramz7 sat in the sun. This coupled with some Stella and a newly built garden bar has made me a happy man. S2000 and Roobarb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Iamgroot said: Antibiotics make me grin!, After literally telling my Mrs to kill me last week as I was in that much pain, I'm now back on full form, what an absolute bloody miracle they are. She's still gonna kill you though... Just wasn't last week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 4 hours ago, LightBulbFun said: had someone on this forum ask me what car I have earlier today clearly I dont post about it enough! I hear there's a new website dedicated to invalid carriages; https://www.thedarkwob.co.uk stonedagain, SiC, LightBulbFun and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floatylight Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Have I just seen@worldofceri on Johnny Smith's Car Pervert Channel?Sent from my SM-A505FN using Tapatalk loserone, Skizzer, SiC and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamgroot Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 hour ago, beko1987 said: She's still gonna kill you though... Just wasn't last week! Probably very true! beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldofceri Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Floatylight said: Have I just seen@worldofceri on Johnny Smith's Car Pervert Channel? Sent from my SM-A505FN using Tapatalk It seems you have. Well spotted! Trying to stop his Allegro’s bonnet flying off by the look of it. That reminds me, I owe @Tayne a drink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 If @Mr_Bo11ox gets his hoof on with the horsebox he could open an entire mobile branch of the barber shoppe group... Skizzer, Tickman, puddlethumper and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRi05 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 louiepj, somewhatfoolish and SiC 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 How often do you get interviewed from the driver's seat of a 1986 MG Metro? Skizzer, jumpingjehovahs, Craig the Princess and 6 others 6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRi05 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Got the bookshelf in as well, a true pro anonymous user, Iamgroot and Craig the Princess 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 I hope there was something for the perma-triggered to get excited about on the shelves, a sneeky copy of Mein Kampf, one of Irving's books on the Reich, Mao's little red book, vivisection for the amateur, that kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 35 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said: I hope there was something for the perma-triggered to get excited about on the shelves, a sneeky copy of Mein Kampf, one of Irving's books on the Reich, Mao's little red book, vivisection for the amateur, that kind of thing. anonymous user and somewhatfoolish 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Idriveaclassic has done a test on my former neighbour's old XR2. Lovely car that was. Looking even better now tbh. Austat, phil_lihp, Tenmil Socket and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/look-look-im-putting-shade-on-this-geezer-moment-giggling-crane-operator-ruins-londoners-sunbathing-attempt/ar-BB14pJH6?ocid=spartanntp puddlethumper, LightBulbFun, Iamgroot and 7 others 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Gave son a covid hair cut yesterday. Not sure if he's happy or not. A bit like the mona lisa smile.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Tadhg Tiogar, Crusty Sills, stonedagain and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusty Sills Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, paulplom said: Gave son a covid hair cut yesterday. Not sure if he's happy or not. A bit like the mona lisa smile. Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk I got one the other day. Mrs Sills was well proud of herself!!!! paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 54 minutes ago, paulplom said: Gave son a covid hair cut yesterday. Not sure if he's happy or not. A bit like the mona lisa smile. Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk That's a look of I respect what you have done father in these troubling times but fuck you... I've not seen mine all day, he's been in and out of the pool. Its foul in there now... paulplom and The Moog 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 hour ago, paulplom said: Gave son a covid hair cut yesterday. Not sure if he's happy or not. A bit like the mona lisa smile. twosmoke300, stonedagain, paulplom and 11 others 4 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 hour ago, paulplom said: Gave son a covid hair cut yesterday. Not sure if he's happy or not. A bit like the mona lisa smile. Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Were you aiming for the coconut effect? paulplom, The Moog and stonedagain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Just now, Tadhg Tiogar said: That's the one, just need to spray your little dog white paulplom, beko1987, Tadhg Tiogar and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 He's too busy on guard duty for that. He's keeping an eye on the van.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk anonymous user, Tamworthbay, The Moog and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 18 minutes ago, paulplom said: He's too busy on guard duty for that. He's keeping an eye on the van. Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk My grandmother had a pair of Staffordshire pottery dogs that sat on the windowsill like that. paulplom and stonedagain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamgroot Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 This made me grin this morning, sorry for the crap pic from the dashboard pocket before the lights changed, I bring you, a plastic pig with reversing sensors! (And a hand brush painted stripe from front to back) mitsisigma01, paulplom, louiepj and 2 others 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 My grandmother had a pair of Staffordshire pottery dogs that sat on the windowsill like that.He spends most of his time there. It's a job in itself cleaning his snots off the window. Strangely though the only person he barks at is the window cleaner. He's not phased by the postman or delivery drivers etc.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk anonymous user and richardmorris 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 5 hours ago, wuvvum said: Idriveaclassic has done a test on my former neighbour's old XR2. Lovely car that was. Looking even better now tbh. Good to see that it's still around. I used to have the pleasure of regularly seeing it on my way into work and he'd be heading the opposite way. wuvvum, Richard_FM and paulplom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 On 5/19/2020 at 6:34 PM, cobblers said: The talbot express facebook group is always a laugh - the lengths people will go to avoid fixing something. Give me fucking strength! The side repeater is 18" away from the indicator, there is line of sight between them. "Nope, instead of running a short length of wire, I will fill and paint the holes on both sides of the van and have no visible indicators. A few weeks ago someone fitted JML touch lights and AA powered fairly lights all around the inside of their van and was dead pleased with herself, it was apparently "easier than finding a new fuse to get the normal interior lights working". A few weeks before that some decided she didn't like cupboard doors on her motorhome, so she simply unscrewed them all and gave them away immediately. More from the talbot express facebook group: These are from someones "How to guide" on repairing scuttle rot. He's filled the whole thing with expanding foam and fillered over it. I don't think the wiper mechanism will have room to move, he's just literally spunked tins full of it up from underneath dome, Craig the Princess, myglaren and 15 others 2 15 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roobarb Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 If anyone else out there is getting as pissed off with MS teams meetings as I am, I’ve just found a neat little trick... Take a picture of what is normally seen in the background of your video. Load it into your backgrounds and show it. Get a gif or similar of someone talking (I used a glitching version of Max Headroom) and pull it up on your phone. Put the phone image in front of the computer camera and the software drops the background of Max and imposes it into your background! Raised a few smiles in an otherwise boring meeting. All in need to do now is find one of those apps that has an image and mouths what you say. paulplom, stonedagain, anonymous user and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 I was thinking of using a glove puppet next time I have to use the camera in Skype meetings. Or I'm sure I could get a string or something to work Carruthers' jaw beko1987, Roobarb, Tickman and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roobarb Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 You could always take a quick video of Carruthers and play it back in front of the video (with backgrounds turned on). One guy in the ‘office’ has one of those googley finger puppet monsters with wavey arms in front of his camera. paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 I always new this about sparkys Local van while out walking the dog this morning.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk SiC, stonedagain and wuvvum 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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