Wack Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 myglaren, Crusty Sills, stonedagain and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 So there is now irrefutable* evidence that Boris Johnson is banging someone 23 years younger than he is... *although judging by the number of extra-marital children he has fathered, probably not. face and Amishtat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 13 hours ago, SiC said: Where did you expect them to be made? Certainly won't be anywhere in the western world. nope - stock here - of the 6 adverts for them 5 were ebay even tho they said uk or mentioned uk their business addy at the bottom was chinese - the other was european i know theyre made in china Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 went to ickle coop in the car (bag of food wouldnt fit in the bike they werent opening till 1230 (wtf) it was 1140 out from there to small shop 3/4 mile from home shop till ya drop (ish) came out and *click* TWAAAAAAAAAT right - bastard walk home (coupla things were fridge items didnt wanna leave them in the car i have no car batteries anymore dont do any of that shit anymore do i - pull the battery outta the car lump it home charge it go back or take the bike down to the car try and cobble jump leads onto the bike then try and start car try and push the car to start on me own luckily have a big set and small set of leads and there was space behind the terms on the bike to get them on bike started (not moved for a week) first gear down to the car just in case car open leads on leads into car bruuuummmmmm - barely touched it the grin is it took barely a sniff to get it going from a bike left bike a shop drove home get old git then lift back to bike and ride home fuxake - sandwich and biscuits and tea needed - car on charge now prolly wont get used for another week now privatewire, stonedagain, Roobarb and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBJ Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 5 hours ago, hairnet said: went to ickle coop in the car (bag of food wouldnt fit in the bike they werent opening till 1230 (wtf) it was 1140 out from there to small shop 3/4 mile from home shop till ya drop (ish) came out and *click* TWAAAAAAAAAT right - bastard walk home (coupla things were fridge items didnt wanna leave them in the car i have no car batteries anymore dont do any of that shit anymore do i - pull the battery outta the car lump it home charge it go back or take the bike down to the car try and cobble jump leads onto the bike then try and start car try and push the car to start on me own luckily have a big set and small set of leads and there was space behind the terms on the bike to get them on bike started (not moved for a week) first gear down to the car just in case car open leads on leads into car bruuuummmmmm - barely touched it the grin is it took barely a sniff to get it going from a bike left bike a shop drove home get old git then lift back to bike and ride home fuxake - sandwich and biscuits and tea needed - car on charge now prolly wont get used for another week now Are you sure it wasn't a loose battery connection that you improved when you connected the leads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 On 4/28/2020 at 12:24 AM, PhilA said: Dusted the grill off. There's just enough gas in it. Being as tomorrow and Wednesday we are on severe weather warning, with the fine weather this evening I decided to torture my neighbors and give them payback for this weekend where they grilled and made me want barbeque. Phil Just reminded me. There's no Heinz Beans in the shop. That should be a grump, but no! Sainsbury's beans. 35p against Heinz 95p. Not quite the same, but good enough to get used too. loserone and Roobarb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 On 4/28/2020 at 12:24 AM, PhilA said: Dusted the grill off. There's just enough gas in it. SF 21? :D hope the weathers not too shit The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Mally said: Just reminded me. There's no Heinz Beans in the shop. That should be a grump, but no! Sainsbury's beans. 35p against Heinz 95p. Not quite the same, but good enough to get used too. Lidl beans are the best, the sauce is that thick they take ages to run out of the can , I find Heinz runny Crusty Sills and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Watching Only fools and horses S1 E2 on netflix. Del has just bought a Cortina convertible for £25 from Boycie. Roobarb, paulplom and somewhatfoolish 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 looking at stuff (not bored honest) due to draconian policing methods (hi @STUNO ) i was looking at this and this happened yes thats auckland to christchurch to SYDNEY!!!!! to invercargill - WTF nz is only the length of the uk ffs one of the other scary ones was auckland to christchurch (so on the right island) but then back to wellington then down to invercargill no point riding it as dont have the time (see 2nd sentence) and the ferry costs as much as the plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 spartacus, stonedagain, rainagain and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 watching film 4 and in the ads theres a a direct line ad and they quote lines from films favourite ones are 'your bikes been stolen - where did you last see it?? 'silouetted against the moon.................' its a speilberg film they use that in their id the other one is simply 'yipppeeeeekiayy to you too sir..............' :D silly wins :D Wack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 I wonder if there might be a crock of shite at the end of the rainbow....? Roobarb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyrew Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 I was curious to see if my Dyane had ever been "spotted" locally , a quick Google Found a picture of my Dyane being part of a special day with its previous owner, i already knew it had been used for this and I offered him first refusal should i ever sell it when I bought it. chodweaver, somewhatfoolish, loserone and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 48 minutes ago, Andyrew said: I was curious to see if my Dyane had ever been "spotted" locally , a quick Google Found a picture of my Dyane being part of a special day with its previous owner, i already knew it had been used for this and I offered him first refusal should i ever sell it when I bought it. I’ve done four weddings now in the 2cv. All for fun* Andyrew and Roobarb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 6 hours ago, hairnet said: looking at stuff (not bored honest) due to draconian policing methods (hi @STUNO ) i was looking at this and this happened yes thats auckland to christchurch to SYDNEY!!!!! to invercargill - WTF nz is only the length of the uk ffs one of the other scary ones was auckland to christchurch (so on the right island) but then back to wellington then down to invercargill no point riding it as dont have the time (see 2nd sentence) and the ferry costs as much as the plane Told ya so..........Airlines here are all bankrupt now, so someone has to help them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, STUNO said: Told ya so..........Airlines here are all bankrupt now, so someone has to help them out. Pfft; just bring back the Limited; everyone can go by train! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey spud Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Roobarb, stonedagain, Three Speed and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 seeing Kim Wilde in a advert for some Cadbury's thing. its a follow up one to the recent Jason Donovan advert was a HUGE fan of Kim back in my yoof , and she is still an attractive woman all these years later! meggersdog, paulplom, Roobarb and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, MarvinsMom said: seeing Kim Wilde in a advert for some Cadbury's thing. its a follow up one to the recent Jason Donovan advert was a HUGE fan of Kim back in my yoof , and she is still an attractive woman all these years later! She's very much the matriarch nowadays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, richardmorris said: I’ve done four weddings now in the 2cv. All for fun* No funerals tho, thankfully LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 catsinthewelder, LightBulbFun, Remspoor and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 yesterday it was my nieces birthday. so, our Catherine and both the girls baked a cake for teatime, cos there is a lot of time, not much to do and the kids like baking things. its something that i remember doing as a nipper. close to teatime, my sister goes and gets the tub of shop bought icing out out of the fridge. hmmmm, that seems lighter than what i was expecting, she says. the tub is empty, the girls have been sneaking into the icing and there is now none left! queue panicked phone calls to my mothers to find out how to make icing at home..... kids, doncha just "love" them!! paulplom, Roobarb, myglaren and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 10 hours ago, High Jetter said: No funerals tho, thankfully One unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Just browsing houses for sale. Yes this is a living room, I'm sure there was a good reason at the time, but might have been a good idea to remove it before putting the house on the market. paulplom, Floatylight, myglaren and 8 others 3 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 21 minutes ago, anonymous user said: Just browsing houses for sale. Yes this is a living room, I'm sure there was a good reason at the time, but might have been a good idea to remove it before putting the house on the market. I dunno, I can see that being handy... ChrisWilliams and 11001010 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 41 minutes ago, anonymous user said: Just browsing houses for sale. Yes this is a living room, I'm sure there was a good reason at the time, but might have been a good idea to remove it before putting the house on the market. The dead guy house, the best property bargain. Solidly maintained by a generation that knows how to make things last, but likely last decorated just prior to retirement 20 or 30 years ago. paulplom, scdan4, loserone and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 50 minutes ago, anonymous user said: Just browsing houses for sale. Yes this is a living room, I'm sure there was a good reason at the time, but might have been a good idea to remove it before putting the house on the market. Where's the website link for this property? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 On 4/30/2020 at 8:10 PM, Tadhg Tiogar said: I wonder if there might be a crock of shite at the end of the rainbow....? It's a con, nobody wins , it's run by Camelot ,you get there and it's a rollover to the next one myglaren, Tadhg Tiogar, Roobarb and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 And you can't even use the bonus ball to win a shit car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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