Louise2cv Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 I thought I'd baffle my Facebook friends by using the latest bit of pregnancy advice for a status update, as it's pretty odd sounding: Getting Dressed: let someone else help or use barbeque tongs Within 5 minutes I got the following response: Aww congrats hun. Not long left I take it? perhaps women everywhere are dressing with barbeque tongs and thinking it quite normal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Swap "Getting Dressed" for "Home Delivery" and it's even funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompo Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Saw two Rover Streetwise' yesterday in a couple of minutes, and neither were silver. Unfortunately I think both were wearing alloys rather than steels, but still made me grin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Dave was not well. Dave was close to losing his eyesight. Dave has had an operation. Dave is on the mend... Dave is unamused by his light shade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Poor Dave. Cute in his lampshade though! Just checking out an eBay seller's feedback, and this neg made me laugh: just to let you know that radio had to be destroyed. i do feel let down___Car CD player JVC KD-S723RIt was so bad it had to be destroyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seth Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Dave was not well. Dave was close to losing his eyesight. Dave has had an operation. Dave is on the mend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 MY WIFE IS CAT NOW. Listening to Virgin Gold on my scabby old Ferguson 208U. It only picks up the station properly if I lean over my desk. So wrong. By way of compromise I've tied the aerial around the radiator tube. Actually, the signal is fine if the volume is absolutely blaring the fucking station out. Knackered volume pot? RETURN TO SENDER (with accompanying tube dust-stink). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brammy777 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Passed my theory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogeezer Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Talbot Alpine on Misfits! And well done Brammy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Congrats Bram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brammy777 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Tar wat and Tayne, seems like waking up at half six to revise was a good idea! Shame I ended up leaving my paper licence at the test centre, have to wait til Wednesday to get it back. The woman didnt half sound annoyed with me when she rang up to tell me, what about a postbox?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Dave was not well. Dave was close to losing his eyesight. Dave has had an operation. Dave is on the mend... Dave is unamused by his light shade. Is Dave praying for rain Congrats Brammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binhoker668 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Nice one Brammy - glad to hear. The rest will be a doddle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Congrat's Brammy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Excellent news Brammy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Congrats, Brammy. I'm so glad I passed before they introduced the hazard perception part - I had a go on someone's practice CD-ROM and couldn't pass it. It was like a random clicking game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Oh dear oh dear I probably shouldn't laugh at other people's misfortune, but when a brand new Nissan Juke belts down the outside of your queue of traffic (it was in the lane covered in snow) then totally fails to stop at the roundabout and slides straight into the blade on the front of the gritting lorry it's hard to do anything else. No-one hurt, but bits of juke everywhere. Gritter driver ploughed it into the centre of the roundabout before carrying on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volksy Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 The Juke probably looks better after this 'restyle' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 A story in this months CAR MECHANICS made me lozzle, it was about some lad who had an MOT station in Preston, getting busted by VOSA for dishing out shaky MOT's. VOSA took an interest after he'd done 2460 MOT's in 3 months without failing a single one!!! What a fuggin halfwit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 2690 tests in 3 months?? eh, that's about 30 a day! I suspect that VOSA would still have wanted a word if he'd failed the odd one and bunged on a few advisories to make it look better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I thought you had to take at least 45 minutes to do a test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I thought you had to take at least 45 minutes to do a test. Nope, you take as long as you need to do the test. A 1960 morris minor has far fewer testable items to check than a 2007 Zafira. There is a guideline that an "average" MoT should take 45 minutes, but the VTS device (MoT computer) will actually let you log a car in for test then instantly pass it. I don't recommend doing that though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 That was round 'ere. Accrington IIRC. VOSA set up some undercover thing to see what cars were going in and out of the premises. A fair number never even went near apparently and many that were 'tested' only spent five minutes there. Even they said if he'd actually failed some he would probably have got away with it... Found it! - http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/ne ... er_jailed/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Ha ha, what a fuggin dullard, I wonder if he was desperate or genuinely just shit thick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashmicro Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Good Show Brammy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Oh dear oh dear I probably shouldn't laugh at other people's misfortune, but when a brand new Nissan Juke belts down the outside of your queue of traffic (it was in the lane covered in snow) then totally fails to stop at the roundabout and slides straight into the blade on the front of the gritting lorry it's hard to do anything else. No-one hurt, but bits of juke everywhere. Gritter driver ploughed it into the centre of the roundabout before carrying on. i saw a few prize tossers myself this morning one white van man decided to overtake me on A194, except the outside lane hadnt been gritted - he managed the overtake but then failed to make it back into the inside lane - back end slid, bounced on the centre reservation kerb and sparks flew as it scraped along the barrier for a bit then came to a halt still in the outside lane. i had slowed to watch the action, as he stopped I pulled away and carried on my journey. On the way back about 40 mins later i saw the van surrounded by 'highway hindrance' vehicles and cones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I thought you had to take at least 45 minutes to do a test. Nope, you take as long as you need to do the test. A 1960 morris minor has far fewer testable items to check than a 2007 Zafira. There is a guideline that an "average" MoT should take 45 minutes, but the VTS device (MoT computer) will actually let you log a car in for test then instantly pass it. I don't recommend doing that though Ah, the guy who tested our C5 said he'd done it too quick and I'd have to wait till the 45 minutes was up before he could issue the certificate. He must have been taking the guidelines literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I thought you had to take at least 45 minutes to do a test. Nope, you take as long as you need to do the test. A 1960 morris minor has far fewer testable items to check than a 2007 Zafira. There is a guideline that an "average" MoT should take 45 minutes, but the VTS device (MoT computer) will actually let you log a car in for test then instantly pass it. I don't recommend doing that though So when I take my cars for a test and they make me wait 20 minutes afterwards before they put the data in the system and print the certificate off, they are probably either being over cautious or have something else dodgy going on and are trying to keep the stats OK?Actually come to think about it, I've got advisories for wiper blades that were weeks old and other random stuff I'm not bothered either way, just curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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