hairnet Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 i go usa the old gits sister comes here to visit got home earlier and theres stuff everywhere and theyre not in thought you were going home tonight? no tomorrow wish theyd said lol - usually they do do one sunday kip on couch lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 paulplom, rainagain and face 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 Quite trueSent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Tenmil Socket, DeeJay, HarmonicCheeseburger and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 Is she filling the washer bottle up. it's as much to do with teenagers having had everything done for them as having no clue about what goes on under the bonnet. a mate worked with a guy in his fifties who asked him to look at his car because the oil light wouldn't go out , he dipped it and it was full , as in full to the top of the stick , when the light didn't go out he just kept filling it up myglaren, stonedagain and tinribs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyrew Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 Sadly not that uncommon. The amount of blokes that cant fit wipers to a work van is unreal. Think they need to do an evening course in basic man skills, myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 15 minutes ago, Andyrew said: Think they need to do an evening course in basic man skills, thats what FoD Gatherings are for no? paulplom and chaseracer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 Arthur Tussik. Fiat Spyder rust repairs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5J7Ztokdt0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 1 hour ago, myglaren said: lovely idea and i have an italian scooter plate for exactly what hes thinking but its called perverting the cause of justice here and fraud which is a shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 9 hours ago, richardmorris said: I’m about to bid on a mondaine desk cock! No wonder he’s not getting other bids! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/-Brand-New-Mondaine-Swiss-Magnetic-desk-Cock-UK-Seller-/303488621629?item=303488621629&pageci=2af33b5c-1839-45c4-86b2-e6e01950daf0&redirect=mobile Did you get the cock? stonedagain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 12 hours ago, paulplom said: Quite true Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Did they pay the £3 or whatever just to watch her work? paulplom, SiC and face 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TataBobu Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 20 hours ago, richardmorris said: I’m about to bid on a mondaine desk cock! No wonder he’s not getting other bids! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/-Brand-New-Mondaine-Swiss-Magnetic-desk-Cock-UK-Seller-/303488621629?item=303488621629&pageci=2af33b5c-1839-45c4-86b2-e6e01950daf0&redirect=mobile So you paid 51 quids for a desk cock? Or you didn't want it as much? Tadhg Tiogar and stonedagain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Started a boiler job in Bedlington this morning. This was under the 1st carpet I lifted. 26/4/89.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Skizzer, Stevebrookman, Datsuncog and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Some localised flooding overnight gm, dome, paulplom and 4 others 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, paulplom said: Started a boiler job in Bedlington this morning. This was under the 1st carpet I lifted. 26/4/89..... A 1974 Moskvich pickup!!! paulplom and face 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, TataBobu said: So you paid 51 quids for a desk cock? Or you didn't want it as much? I bet he prefers his own ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 20 hours ago, richardmorris said: I’m about to bid on a mondaine desk cock! Most offices have a desk cock. Like the tyre fitter who came out to me once and said he would have to get an order number from "the swivelly chaired wanker". myglaren, Skizzer, stonedagain and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 1 hour ago, TataBobu said: So you paid 51 quids for a desk cock? Or you didn't want it as much? No, outbid. £50 was my fixed limit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenmil Socket Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 You know how you see the Land Rovers with "One live... live it" stickers. I spotted one the other day with "One wife... leave it" ? barefoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: A 1974 Moskvich pickup!!! I think whoever wrote the speil may have got carried away; ABS probably doesn't feature on any Moskvitch, pick-up or otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 ABS = All Brakes Shit twosmoke300, somewhatfoolish and stonedagain 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 16 hours ago, Andyrew said: Sadly not that uncommon. The amount of blokes that cant fit wipers to a work van is unreal. Think they need to do an evening course in basic man skills, My old boss ran transit minibuses and the drivers were always trying to change rear bulbs and screwing them up. Usually a twin element bulb rammed into a single socket (or vice versa, I forget which). stonedagain and twosmoke300 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmjbn1 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 1 hour ago, somewhatfoolish said: I think whoever wrote the speil may have got carried away; ABS probably doesn't feature on any Moskvitch, pick-up or otherwise. And "only 160,000 miles from new" which in 1989 was the equivalent of 3 million miles paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmjbn1 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 If putting an Abarth badge on a Panda is acceptable (it isn't), then why not FIAT's other in-house tuning arm? As FIAT-Chrysler are now Citroen-Peugeot (and by extension also therefore Vauxhall), it finally gives me the excuse I've been looking for to put double chevrons on the boot of my Panda. And maybe a Chrysler moustache on its nose. Then perhaps on each wheel: lion, scorpion, griffin and horse. Or that Alfa Romeo worm thing. Alex66, Sir Snipes, paulplom and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 3 hours ago, paulplom said: Started a boiler job in Bedlington this morning. This was under the 1st carpet I lifted. 26/4/89. Sapphire 2.0D?? paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 3 hours ago, inconsistant said: Some localised flooding overnight Those drains are forever getting clogged, you can never find a lolly stick when you need one (does the 924 not have a rear wiper? I thought they had the same boot 'lid' as the 944? ) Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Drill some strategic holes maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Remember those fake eco warrior cunts that used my car in their ad? Good fucking riddance. I don't think they even lasted 6 months! Who knew delivering one drop at a time in a brand new Zoe wasn't a viable business plan. Alex66, vulgalour, strangeangel and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 2 hours ago, gm said: Those drains are forever getting clogged, you can never find a lolly stick when you need one (does the 924 not have a rear wiper? I thought they had the same boot 'lid' as the 944? ) Yes, same hatch although the 944, being more butch and exaggerated and 80's has a bigger spoiler. Rear wiper is just out of view. I keep a bamboo skewer tucked in the wiper arm for unblocking the drainage holes, but it pretty much needs doing hourly to be effective. gm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw1977 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 6 hours ago, wuvvum said: Sapphire 2.0D?? Typo for 2.3D I should imagine, assuming D is for diesel. The old 2.3 diesel lump was replaced by a 1.8 turbo diesel not long after that advert was printed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saabnut Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Fuel gauge started flashing on the Smart and said I had 4.5 litres left. Filled it up - just under 15 litres! The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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