beko1987 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Rovorsche said: The second round of psycho onions was potentially a mistake but the bothersome snots and sore throat seem to have vanished after onion treatment. Christmas started at around 5:30, under tens have no ability to sleep in on Christmas morning. Going to cook breakfast and start an alternative Christmas play list with The Pogues..... Merry Christmas you lot! Play list suggestions welcome Kevin bloody Wilson - Santa Clause You Cunt twosmoke300 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 That song from South Park about what you do to your uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 31 minutes ago, Rovorsche said: The second round of psycho onions was potentially a mistake but the bothersome snots and sore throat seem to have vanished after onion treatment. Christmas started at around 5:30, under tens have no ability to sleep in on Christmas morning. Going to cook breakfast and start an alternative Christmas play list with The Pogues..... Merry Christmas you lot! Play list suggestions welcome Frank Kelly’s Christmas Countdown usually goes down well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 On 12/24/2019 at 12:15 PM, 95 quid Peugeot said: At last my Passat is run in That's delivery mileage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerzy Woking Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 On 12/23/2019 at 2:13 PM, sgtberbatov said: Every time this advert comes on, and I see this one doing the shoulder roll, just brightens up my day. For all the advertising schmaltz at Christmas, M&S come in with something different and amusing. But those clothes! Like like the racks Foster Brothers used to have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scdan4 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 twosmoke300 and dome 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 What an idiot. Everyone knows you don’t have to sand them, you just fill in the gaps with black bathroom sealant. Sick look, yo. stonedagain, somewhatfoolish, dome and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scdan4 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Dick Longbridge, HillmanImp and louiepj 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Supernaut, Dick Longbridge, somewhatfoolish and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Morecombe and wise still the best thing on tv at Christmas. Christine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 son had a lie in for Xmas morning I got him a mobile for Xmas ...... hardly seen him ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Tamworthbay, stonedagain, GrumpiusMaximus and 9 others 7 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 I am happily emitting the worst smells known to the human race, I had a full English followed by a lovely crimbo dinner,In 44 yrs 'I've never produced such a volume and height of stench such as this, it's literally a never ending sulpherous house clearer and I have childish tears running down my face as wife and daughter are upstairs balking and seeking shelter from this assault on their senses. I am stupidly proud of this achievement, long live the overcooked sprout ! Happy Christmas all Roobarb, catsinthewelder, Saabnut and 12 others 4 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 As I've got older I find my gas emissions have become more toxic , there is something quite rewarding in laying a silent but deadly carpet bomb in a public area and just walking on without showing any signs you've left it behind clayts450, TataBobu, busmansholiday and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 On 12/24/2019 at 4:18 PM, Wack said: Just been into M&S It appears that they're catering for a new male market , I genuinely thought I was in the womans section How dare you, I got that grey coat for Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Wack said: As I've got older I find my gas emissions have become more toxic , there is something quite rewarding in laying a silent but deadly carpet bomb in a public area and just walking on without showing any signs you've left it behind I love dropping one in a lift just as I leave, sound in the knowledge that the next occupants will have selected a high floor and the doors will have closed just as they enjoy my parting gift. Tadhg Tiogar, stonedagain and 108 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 29 minutes ago, jamiechod said: How dare you, I got that grey coat for Christmas! Just dont wear it with that shirt Or you could post a picture of you wearing it for autoshite to decide if I'm wrong Jamie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Well I'm officially a miserable cunt.I'm already moaning about fireworks on New year's.Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk GrumpiusMaximus and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Not today, but got distracted on Monday evening and forgot. It's been a while since I had reason to take the Lada out for a decent run, but we needed to make a run up to Leicester and given how close it was to Christmas I didn't fancy having to mess around trying to find space to park the van...just chucking a car into the multistorey at Highcross is far less hassle. Xantia is off the road until I figure out what the heck to do about it in the spring and I really didn't fancy getting dragged up there in the torturously uncomfortable Audi Chris currently has from work. So let's take the Lada. I had honestly forgotten how happily that thing will bound along the motorway, keeping up with modern traffic with ease. Funny car in that it actually feels happier at an indicated 75mph than 60. Very much confuses other drivers though when a Lada estate goes hurtling past in the outside lane. It's bloody noisy thanks to the gearing (even with the five speed box 70 is somewhere around 4000rpm I reckon) and utter lack of aerodynamics, but nevertheless it's quite a pleasant way to cover distance. Better than that bloody £40K Audi anyway... The Moog, Skizzer, Tickman and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Present of the day from my brother - a service poster for the Oxford! JeeExEll, MarvinsMom, SiC and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 6 hours ago, 320touring said: Present of the day from my brother - a service poster for the Oxford! You could tick it off all year with a dry wipe as you perform the tasks, then wipe clean for next year! Supernaut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 14 hours ago, Wack said: As I've got older I find my gas emissions have become more toxic , there is something quite rewarding in laying a silent but deadly carpet bomb in a public area and just walking on without showing any signs you've left it behind Farting is fun, and that's all there is to it. clayts450, busmansholiday, 108 and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 14 hours ago, busmansholiday said: I love dropping one in a lift just as I leave, sound in the knowledge that the next occupants will have selected a high floor and the doors will have closed just as they enjoy my parting gift. We used to do that on the early shift ... Drive in . Hold on till the lift .. Get in and drop them .....get out at our floor ...wait for the victim to walk throu the door ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Currently in the bog, enjoying a massive post-Christm'arse dump beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Maserati employs new team to stop plummeting sales Shirley Knott and DeeJay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 got home after coupla days away flicking thru tv to se if theres anything on that wasnt on last week (ie all the films) campervan crisis is on together tv on freeview at 1330 till 2100 thatll do all the biscuits all the tea purplebargeken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairymel Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 autoshite crackers... LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 stonedagain and busmansholiday 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyrew Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Shake shake shake, *drop* twang psssssssssssshhhbbhb I can grin now. I was not grinning at the time stonedagain, paulplom and scdan4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Christmas present Shirley Knott 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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