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What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread


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1 hour ago, PhilA said:

What happened there? I can't make out if the front fell off or if it's in a gurt big hole.

I think it's one very deep hole that had the roadworks barriers around it. They now appear to be on the side of the hole. Maybe wind blew them onto the side and Mr Postie drove through the wet patch, thinking it's just a puddle. 

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28 minutes ago, strangeangel said:

 

Well, you know what he always said... "And remember, if it's not good enough to drink, it's not good enough to cook with!"

 

That’s my motto in life! I’ve said before that this does need plenty of quality checking, before and while cooking.

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13 hours ago, MikeR said:

sod it ,

went for the less healthy option this morning . complete with unrinsed mug and chipped plate ...

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no doubt some this and that hugger will have an epi over it

Wot no eggs? And where's the fried bread?  You ain't even trying.  

To be fair that looks fine.  Imagine it with maple syrup over the top. Fantastic. 

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23 hours ago, strangeangel said:

Well, you know what he always said... "And remember, if it's not good enough to drink, it's not good enough to cook with!

And to that I always say, if it's alcoholic, it has NO place in my food, at any stage, in even trace quantities.

 

Two grins now.

I was at Carer's Group yesterday and the three ladies and I were talking about common sense.  One said something to the effect of, men just don't have any (tbf she did preface it with an apology to me).  I said "I can smash your argument there with two words, and neither of them is Off.  Diane Abbott."  She couldn't fight that!

Today, I walked round to my local chippy for my usual Saturday treat of fish & chips for tea.  Except... they were shut.  I came home for the car (no other chippy within walking distance) and headed for one I've used maybe once or twice before.  I was the only customer in the shop, with two female staff (young one on the counter, more mature doing the actual frying).  We were having a bit of craic based on the principle that life's too short to be serious.  I told Youngster about my late friend Harry.  Whenever I went to see him, he would lead me in the direction of the kettle with his usual greeting, which wasn't "hello, how are you?" or anything like that; he always greeted me with "What happened then?"  I would then respond with something like "Well it all went to pot after you left" and we would have a conversation that lasted until the brews were made, and might have made sense if anyone knew what we were talking about; but nobody did, including both of us.  No actual event was ever specified.  The whole thing was nonsense, but it didn't half amuse us!  Youngster liked that and I have a feeling she might even use it herself.

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On 12/6/2019 at 6:25 PM, strangeangel said:

 

Nicking someone's bike (especially in London) is effectively regarded as a victimless crime; all you'll get from the police is given a crime number and told to crack on with your insurance claim. If this human refuse thought there was a danger of getting turned into pizza by a 2 ton cop car, instead of the current "pursuit too dangerous because scum not wearing helmet" the bike theft statistics would tumble within weeks.

 

20 years ago a guy at work had a CX500 nicked in Wigan

He rang the police 

Here's your crime number 

Aren't you coming out to see if they left any evidence, fingerprints

No sorry all we do is issue crime numbers for your insurance claim but if you get it back please let us know.

I guess so that they can tick the crime solved  box for statistics 

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11 minutes ago, Asimo said:

Seen yesterday outside the headquarters of the Monster Raving Loony party.

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It is the official transport for the parliamentary candidate for Radnorshire.

(F reg., in daily use, sounds like it needs a bit of a tune. Front seats look modern.)

Not too raving loony then. They’re not even standing round here, although BJ in Uxbridge has two bucketheads standing against him. 

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3 hours ago, jamiechod said:

Hopefully this will make me grin, just left a deposit on it collecting Saturday  no logical reason for buying it I have a perfectly good diesel estate with probably more power but I've just always wanted to scratch the itch. Cheapest fn2 type r which has been for sale recently  wcpgw? 

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I think they may be to 2055 what the MkI Escort is to 2019. My 17 year old great niece thinks they are fantastic.

Always fancied a fast blast in one myself. 

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18 minutes ago, vulgalour said:

The house move is finally happening!

21st of December is the date I'm moving, other half will be in sooner than that because they haven't had to work around the same logistics that I have.  Look out, Kent, here I come.

Waves sadly in a south facing aspect

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