scdan4 Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Remspoor, puddlethumper, strangeangel and 5 others 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 36 minutes ago, richardmorris said: No, no it isn’t. MEH Don't be a grumpy pump Ricardo. That's my job ? paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 11 hours ago, myglaren said: A bit more severe! I hope the police officer that hit them wasn't injured. strangeangel and Jerzy Woking 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
62 Austin Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 I saw a 2002 Saab 9-3 for sale here for $800...and was looking up mechanical fixes on them because starter turns, no start, no compression...an here's 2 actual questions owners asked: 1. "How far will my Saab go with a full tank?" _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 2. "Engine stops...light comes on that has A PICTURE OF A SHOE. What does that mean?" _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ did cars like that wind up in the UK?....................please fill in good answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TataBobu Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 1. To the moon and back, providing it's on a trailer. 2. Road ahead closed. Continue on foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 22 hours ago, wuvvum said: Waiting at a red light this morning on the pushbike on the way in to work, and another cyclist on a fancy road bike went steaming past me straight through the light. Normally this would have been a grump, but the cyclist in question was young, female and wearing an extremely tight pair of black leather leggings. The light went green shortly thereafter, and I caught her up - normally I would have overtaken but for some reason this morning I decided that she was actually going quick enough and stayed behind for the rest of the way in. was she eastern european , in the summer my car boot sale mornings have been improved dramatically by young eastern european women in lycra running clothes, though I have noticed once they've been here a while the McDonalds effect kicks in and they go from walnut cracker cheeks to slightly more padding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 16 hours ago, myglaren said: A bit more severe! I thought the last bit of that was quite informative to watch. Tells you a lot about the physics and trajectory of the human body being tossed into the air. Three Speed and paulplom 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 That marks 1000 miles with my Micra. So far, so good! LightBulbFun, puddlethumper and jumpingjehovahs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyrew Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Think the owner of the holiday property has a sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 22 hours ago, myglaren said: A bit more severe! I've got no problem with that. We were successfully doing something similar here recently: until some bright spark decided that the officers using this tactic could be prosecuted, that is ? So we're back to square one, and the bike thieving scum are free to do as they please again. puddlethumper, Jerzy Woking and Stevebrookman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 24 minutes ago, strangeangel said: I've got no problem with that. We were successfully doing something similar here recently: until some bright spark decided that the officers using this tactic could be prosecuted, that is ? So we're back to square one, and the bike thieving scum are free to do as they please again. Are you serious , I really couldn't care less if scum like that even in this country end up in a wheelchair made out of pallets and old pram wheels Something needs to change in this country But Labour has raised concerns about the approach, which shadow home secretary Diane Abbott said was "potentially very dangerous". potentialy very dangerous for theiving scumbags , who gives a shit , what about the innocent pedestrians when they take to the pavement trying to escape stonedagain, Springer, rainagain and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wack said: Something needs to change in this country Nicking someone's bike (especially in London) is effectively regarded as a victimless crime; all you'll get from the police is given a crime number and told to crack on with your insurance claim. If this human refuse thought there was a danger of getting turned into pizza by a 2 ton cop car, instead of the current "pursuit too dangerous because scum not wearing helmet" the bike theft statistics would tumble within weeks. catsinthewelder and Springer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floatylight Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Liked for warehouse picker and packer giving precisely zero f*cks, like the use of a single piece of waxed paper. This is the second one after Asda lost / destroyed the first..Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk Springer and strangeangel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Asda? Really? A bit like the smartwatch I received from Amazon this week in one of their sturdy, cardboard carriers with a well stuck down flap. Pity the ends were both wide open though, I don't know how it didn't just slide out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 1 hour ago, strangeangel said: Nicking someone's bike (especially in London) is effectively regarded as a victimless crime; all you'll get from the police is given a crime number and told to crack on with your insurance claim. If this human refuse thought there was a danger of getting turned into pizza by a 2 ton cop car, instead of the current "pursuit too dangerous because scum not wearing helmet" the bike theft statistics would tumble within weeks. always said - uk cop cars need bumpers like us crown vics aussie holdens etc once they know they hurt and theres no damage to the feds and the likely is theyll be hamburger - like above itll decrease myglaren, eddyramrod, strangeangel and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 My new Christmas jumper has arrived. iainrcz, paulplom, Stanky and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Looks like you need new jeans too! Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk HillmanImp and Springer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roobarb Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Sounds about right - then again, I’d be more interested in Santa’s ‘Naughty’ list than his nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 30 minutes ago, iainrcz said: Looks like you need new jeans too! Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk Fashionably ripped! HillmanImp and iainrcz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Fashionably ripped!Ah, I know nothing of fashion sir.Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springer Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Wack said: Are you serious , I really couldn't care less if scum like that even in this country end up in a wheelchair made out of pallets and old pram wheels Something needs to change in this country But Labour has raised concerns about the approach, which shadow home secretary Diane Abbott said was "potentially very dangerous". potentialy very dangerous for theiving scumbags , who gives a shit , what about the innocent pedestrians when they take to the pavement trying to escape The bit of river where I walk my dogs was plagued with neds on stolen bikes screaming about the place. They were responsible for at least one dogs death, Also one of them decided to sit in front of my immaculate A209 and wheelspin stones over the whole thing causing considerable damage to the paint. In fairness to our local plod, they did what they could. I remember having a conversation with a crowd of them one evening a couple of summers ago, right after I witnessed one of the scrotes on bikes trying to run an officer down. They were as frustrated as I was. They simply weren't allowed to follow said scrotes off road as, if they did AND one of the scrotes hurt himself, then the police would be culpable. This country is fecked up in so many ways these days. Stevebrookman, Rovorsche, myglaren and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairkens Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 I know its trite autoshite but been rewatching Ronin this week, what a great load of cars ? barefoot, eddyramrod, HillmanImp and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 I know no politics etc. etc. but Jonathan Pie's description of Boris Johnson in his latest video as "looking like a startled pig in a hay bale" had me guffawing like a twat. myglaren, barmatt, privatewire and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 1 hour ago, myglaren said: Fashionably ripped! Ha! I bought these 2nd hand on ebay about 10yrs ago. Plus the fact I'm wearing them makes them immeasurably unfashionable. Anyway even if the rips were fashionable back in 'nam they have since multiplied into non fashion, just poor person rips on the knee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 You want how much now? Fek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Are you serious , I really couldn't care less if scum like that even in this country end up in a wheelchair made out of pallets and old pram wheels Something needs to change in this country But Labour has raised concerns about the approach, which shadow home secretary Diane Abbott said was "potentially very dangerous". potentialy very dangerous for theiving scumbags , who gives a shit , what about the innocent pedestrians when they take to the pavement trying to escape Actually we should murder criminals rather than improve society somewhat. HillmanImp, privatewire, stonedagain and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Diane Abbott doesn't have enough grey matter to half fill a teaspoon. Anyway, enough about that gormless cow. Just sent in my entry form for the Club Triumph 2020 Round Britain Reliability Run. We are: Team Are We There Yet. WCPGW paulplom, SiC, puddlethumper and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 sod it , went for the less healthy option this morning . complete with unrinsed mug and chipped plate ... no doubt some this and that hugger will have an epi over it stonedagain, Tadhg Tiogar and clayts450 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 3 hours ago, hairnet said: You want how much now? Fek they have clearly made a mistake I don't see my AC designed 2 door convertible anywhere on that front cover! Roobarb, Tadhg Tiogar and High Jetter 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey spud Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 I think the post might be a bit late today.. myglaren, Lacquer Peel, RobT and 5 others 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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