chaseracer Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 'Tis the season... Skizzer, jumpingjehovahs, MorrisItalSLX and 17 others 8 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 11 hours ago, Parky said: Anyway, speaking of grins, two months after being shunted off the road by a fucking idiot, my fucking idiot insurer, in conjunction with fucking idiot repair shop finally agreed a final valuation on my car. Well short of where it should be. Mention of misleading brochure wording and the review of it by four insurance professionals, each of whom recommended approaching the ombudsman ensured the final payment was reviewed to exactly what it should be. All I need do now is send off some papers and we’re all done. Next up is finding something for two grand to get Mrs P mobile again, needs to be comfy and reliable so am thinking Corolla or Yaris as they always seem to be the answer don’t they? Finally!! About fucking time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 7 hours ago, Timewaster said: So how many empty boxes have you posted to yourself so far? I'm not paying £2.90 to look at her body in a tight dress Hmmm now I read that back it sound's quite good value for money Roobarb, alf892 and Timewaster 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 16 hours ago, Parky said: We had a girl in the office known as Marvellous. Imaginative lot weren’t we? it was true though, she was just un-be-lievable in every way. Even though all the guys listed after her, she was just so far out of our league we didn’t even try. A mate worked in an office a few years ago, they had a woman they called Kronenburg , from the back she looked 16 but when she turned round it was more like 64 High Jetter, Tenmil Socket, Roobarb and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 18 hours ago, Parky said: Next up is finding something for two grand to get Mrs P mobile again, needs to be comfy and reliable so am thinking a Chrysler 300c hemi as they always seem to be the answer don’t they? Well for just a little bit more you could have mine skattrd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Looks like the tesla sales team have been busy in california , a bit too busy https://speedsociety.com/tesla-line-supercharger-stretches-mile-exposes/ Remspoor and Jerzy Woking 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw1977 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 7 hours ago, Wack said: I'm not paying £2.90 to look at her body in a tight dress Hmmm now I read that back it sound's quite good value for money Sadly it's a full three quid to send a parcel now. Wack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 clayts450, stonedagain, Three Speed and 10 others 4 6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muniphobia Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 They are all stupid, the first back to future film came out in 1985 Skizzer, Roobarb, clayts450 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Someone has started defacing Michael Gove's election placards. And no it isn't me ( not that I haven't thought about it). Floatylight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Was reading Three men in a boat by JKJ (again) last night as I couldn't sleep. Class. Laughed so much I woke up Mrs B and got told to shut up. Amazing to think that it was written in 1890 ish. tobyd, myglaren and richardmorris 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Waiting at a red light this morning on the pushbike on the way in to work, and another cyclist on a fancy road bike went steaming past me straight through the light. Normally this would have been a grump, but the cyclist in question was young, female and wearing an extremely tight pair of black leather leggings. The light went green shortly thereafter, and I caught her up - normally I would have overtaken but for some reason this morning I decided that she was actually going quick enough and stayed behind for the rest of the way in. richardmorris, inconsistant, stonedagain and 10 others 6 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Fixed my IP cam.Moved it slightly to run it on ethernet.Drilled the hole through the pvc door frame for the cables. This left me with a hole to cover, and a couple of hours head scratching. Being a bodging bastard I covered the hole with a ketchup bottle cap. Seamless. vulgalour, Datsuncog, myglaren and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Bobthebeard said: Was reading Three men in a boat by JKJ (again) last night as I couldn't sleep. Class. Laughed so much I woke up Mrs B and got told to shut up. Amazing to think that it was written in 1890 ish. I often do that with the Grossmith brothers' Diary of a Nobody. Written around the same time but still absolutely relevant today. It does kinda help to know that things we consider pressing problems in our hectic lives were ever thus... Bobthebeard, Jerzy Woking and The_Equalizer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 1 hour ago, iainrcz said: Fixed my IP cam. Moved it slightly to run it on ethernet. Drilled the hole through the pvc door frame for the cables. This left me with a hole to cover, and a couple of hours head scratching. Being a bodging bastard I covered the hole with a ketchup bottle cap. Seamless. Autoshite repair, Autoshite replace. stonedagain, beko1987, richardmorris and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Autoshite repair, Autoshite replace.AS Technology Solutions ltd.Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk richardmorris and paulplom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Roobarb, iainrcz and purplebargeken 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louiepj Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 I listened to a podcast on bbc sounds, the missing cryptoqueen short version, Dr Ruja Ignatova sets up a rival to Bitcoin called OneCoin , it goes viral , billions of euros worldwide flood in , only it's a scam , they have no blockchain and the coin value is made up, people see their investment skyrocket only they can't spend it and the can't withdraw it so it's just numbers on a screen. Dr Ruja legs it never to be seen again while looking for her they go to africa , literally a village made up of a dozen houses in the middle of nowhere and they all own OneCoin , some have sold their farms to buy more based on the strength of previous investments They go to the salesman , yes it's a pastor who happens to be driving a new Range RoverThis was a really interesting Podcast, the hype they create for OneCoin and the pyramid sales scam explosion before even mining for coins is shocking!Sent from my SM-A505FN using Tapatalk Wack and richardmorris 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmatt Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Billy's for sale thread of the lovely* Pissrat estate made me grin today. In fact, I nearly spat my coffee across the screen reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.Sent from my SM-G975F using TapatalkLiked for the old speckled hen.Have you tried the others?Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 I only got that because the couple of asdas near me seem to have a shortage of goblin. The hen is okay though.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Old crafty hen and old hoppy hen are worth a go.Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scdan4 Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Reason why women live longer https://imgur.com/gallery/ZihRrEU Three Speed, rainagain, Wack and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 That should really be entitled "Reason why Russians live shorter". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 A bit more severe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Jerzy Woking, Wack, paulplom and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Looks like the end of something, to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 just turned on fifth gear and theyre sponsored by peugeot WANT the four light concept thing that they show the front of (FAP HNNGG SPLOOT) Tadhg Tiogar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 4 hours ago, paulplom said: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk No, no it isn’t. 4 hours ago, iainrcz said: Liked for the old speckled hen. Have you tried the others? Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk MEH paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 bah humbug puddlethumper and paulplom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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