Cavcraft Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 The horrible bastard who my daughter had the 'trouble' with got sent down for a year yesterday. It should have been more, but the fact he's been sent down is good enough, even if he only does do 6 months or something. I'm not a violent person, nor usually condone it, but it'll be a dreadful shame* if he gets the shoeing of a lifetime, several times over. You can't hide, even in prison. Tickman, richardmorris, stonedagain and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownnova Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Let’s hope they give him the slippiest soap in the shower.... dozeydustman, myglaren, LightBulbFun and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 He'll be inside for Chrimbo as well, which must equate to an extra couple of months on its own. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 I just got a surprise parcel! Thank you This place. myglaren, Parky, richardthestag and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Well this is a bit brilliant. After filling up with 15.71 litres of the finest Applegreen petrol, the MPG readings were calculated as... 70MPG? You must be joking.... But wait! there's more. Brother Fumbler is quids in too, with his car making a magnificent 16 (!) MPG last fill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Fumbler said: Well this is a bit brilliant. After filling up with 15.71 litres of the finest Applegreen petrol, the MPG readings were calculated as... 70MPG? You must be joking.... But wait! there's more. Brother Fumbler is quids in too, with his car making a magnificent 16 (!) MPG last fill. I filled up a couple of days ago and it came up as 43mpg - around 10mpg more that I usually get. Downside is that it has been my son driving mainly, I only did an 80 mile round trip to Teesside Almost 600 miles on less than a tank. Enough left for around 60 miles when the light comes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Wtf Poundland? stonedagain, richardthestag and Skizzer 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 17 hours ago, Wack said: I was walking the dog past asda a couple of weeks ago , a car backed up to a large bank of outdoor lockers with a screen in the middle of them, a guy about 25 got out, punched a code in and one of the lockers opened , I watched him pull some plastic bags full of food out, put them in his boot and drive off so they now have a about 30 refrigerated lockers OUTSIDE a shop that's open 24 hours a day apart from sunday evening , fucking lazy cunts , it's shit like this they ought to be protesting against, 24/7 refrigeration just because some lazy twat doesn't want to do his shopping Assuming the locker doors are insulated that's a lot less of an enviro-fuck than the yards of refrigerated shelves with no doors or curtains that are inside every supermarket; there was an article in the paper recently about french supermarkets installing doors/curtains, it is a willful waste of energy solely because it helps them flog stuff to the gullible who apparently cannot operate doors. Anything which enables me to spend less time in a supermarket is worth paying a small premium for(except Didldidi as they have the aisle of mystery to draw me in). FakeConcern and The Moog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 There's a dude 4 doors up with a black 2013 corsa. Someone keyed it a while back. I've just got in from shopping and outside with halfords finest rattle canning the whole offside. What an abortion. It's completely flat and patchy although he does have a can of laquer as well. I'll take some pictures tomorrow when I get up sharp. Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 He keeps standing back and admiring it now like it's some form of art. No masking off and it looks like he's wiping it off with blue roll. This is a very zoomed in pic while I'm walking the dog.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Fair play to him for giving it a go! Cavcraft and paulplom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Breathe in... Nyphur, jumpingjehovahs, The Moog and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r.welfare Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Two MOT passes back to back this morning. Touran’s done nearly 20,000 miles since the last one - advisory for rear pads which are ‘in stock’. Then my brother’s new-to-him Subaru - thankfully pronounced solid underneath and advised on front discs and a couple of bushes. A slight blow from the Y pipe in front of the rear silencers nearly put the lambda over on the emissions test so need to see what can be done there. Fumbler, FakeConcern, Skizzer and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 I've been out with the dog again. He's done the whole feckin' car. It's all over the lights. It really looks terrible. Too dark to take pictures though.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk stonedagain and face 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Probably had this happen... The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Topless turbo mx5 and the A roads back from Ilkley to Accrington surely must be one of the wonders of the world.Heater cranked up to top and then give VXRs a bit of a surprise without breaking the speed limits dome, brownnova, Shirley Knott and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avensis Verso Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 People who drive cars newer than mine and the thing sounds like complete shite, screetching and rattling and they are totally oblivious to the fact it sounds like that, i just laugh and pat mine and say you might have been to the moon but you dont sound like that. FakeConcern, chodweaver and myglaren 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Just bought ex employers old crafter pickup for £400. Just sold it to copart for £1100. Doesn't happen right often but sometimes your luck's in FakeConcern, Banger Kenny, Wack and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Nyphur said: Been watching a few of the videos on the channel "AutomatricsMTrack" on YouTube this evening. A tracker company advertising their recovery operations for pinched vehicles. The one below was particularly satisfying where they track a nicked Evoque to an industrial estate, turn up with the spare keys and stroll past the YOOTs who nicked it, jump in and fuck off with it. Another entertaining one is where they track a nicked hire car to a supermarché in Calais, get on the Eurotunnel and find the thief sat in the drivers seat. He couldn't scarper with it as the hire company had some of their French colleagues go and let the tyres down. The number of times they find a pinched car/bike/bit of plant and the police also identify other nicked vehicles at the site is mad. Worth a watch I think. The episode where they set off from that there London to track down a stolen digger waaaaay up north,only to follow the transmitted signal to a police recovery yard.... myglaren, HarmonicCheeseburger, stonedagain and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 spotted earlier on in tescos carpark Shirley Knott, Datsuncog, myglaren and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Crikey, they weren’t that shiny when they were new. Thats a very picturesque Tesco’s you’ve got there, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 In the cold light of daySent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Datsuncog, Tenmil Socket, stonedagain and 2 others 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 What's the white stuff? Laquer? Is this a write off now?Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk wuvvum, jumpingjehovahs, Amishtat and 3 others 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Fair play to him indeed Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Littlun made me a note, probably to grovel as he woke me up at 6am on a Sunday morning when I'm full of cold. Should I be worried that he's written it like a ransom note? Tadhg Tiogar, auntiemaryscanary, Cavcraft and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey spud Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 The only two cars i took pictures of at a recent car show in Faversham. strangeangel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 3 hours ago, paulplom said: What's the white stuff? Laquer? Is this a write off now? Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk At least he had a go, I think my first efforts looked like that! Not much better now come to think of it. paulplom and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 3 hours ago, paulplom said: What's the white stuff? Lacquer? .... Are you sure it's lacquer....? stonedagain and paulplom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownnova Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 32 minutes ago, Joey spud said: Looks like some kind of weird grave.... jumpingjehovahs, Wack, myglaren and 6 others 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisWilliams Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Tamworthbay said: At least he had a go, I think my first efforts looked like that! Not much better now come to think of it. About 30 years ago boy I knew resprayed his shitty brown Cavalier a slightly different shade of shitty brown. It looked like he did it with crayon. He's working as a sprayer at the new Aston Martin factory in St. Athan now. Avoid buying a brown one and you'll be alright Tamworthbay, stonedagain, puddlethumper and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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