twosmoke300 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Somewhere there must be a Vegan , god squad pilot . imagine it !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 When you upset your neighbour in Wallsend....Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Amishtat, jumpingjehovahs, tooSavvy and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 hour ago, twosmoke300 said: Somewhere there must be a Vegan , god squad pilot . imagine it !!! With a £600 watch strap puddlethumper, twosmoke300 and adw1977 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 (edited) 22 hours ago, wuvvum said: Yes, I think it would. Okay. He looks like the sort of person a psycho killer might erm kill. Edited September 17, 2019 by New POD You know I'm like joking??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil clark Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 13 hours ago, purplebargeken said: Leaving for Berlin at 05.00hrs. 3 and a bit days of exploring and hopefully some relaxation. All on my own. Whoohoo. Lovely people, they really are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 (edited) Sat behind a 407sal today, driver waltzes up and plips fob and tries to pull the boot up >> nothing >> I reckoned he would open the drivers door and 'fire the lock' and have it open.... Instead he 'kind of' felt round the boot lip edge and Ponngg... Up it Pops! *Yess Yess... I studied the boot carefully before he drove off = the "0" in 407 is a button *ahh 407..... Still neat trick. Edited September 17, 2019 by tooSavvy Fuckwittery :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 hour ago, tooSavvy said: Sat behind a 406 sal today, driver waltzes up and plips fob and tries to pull the boot up >> nothing >> I reckoned he would open the drivers door and 'fire the lock' and have it open.... Instead he 'kind of' felt round the boot lip edge and Ponngg... Up it Pops! *Yess Yess... I studied the boot carefully before he drove off = the "0" in 406 is a button The wife's 307 is the same, its quite clever really and great at making you look stupid when you can't open it because there is no obvious button. tooSavvy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 16 minutes ago, tooSavvy said: ....= the "0" in 406 is a button Is it? I've been looking at stock images of the 406 boot, and I can't see the "0" badge being a button at all. Maybe I need to go to SpecSavers again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 A kind of a grin..... Been offered a job after an interview yesterday, similar to what I used do but not much more money. £19k, better than nothing and it'll help me on my continuing journey into helping get my wife here. I am happy but cautiously happy. The company was only set up in July this year so not very well established. Job is in Birmingham so less miles but journey is a little more busy, not so many long fast dual carriageways plus will have to contend with traffic into Birmingham. Hours are a little longer than before and no free parking. Again, all makes me cautious rather than massively happy. Floatylight, dome, purplebargeken and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 49 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Is it? I've been looking at stock images of the 406 boot, and I can't see the "0" badge being a button at all. Maybe I need to go to SpecSavers again. I think he must mean 407, as the handle is in the middle on a 406. tooSavvy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 49 minutes ago, Lord Sterling said: A kind of a grin..... Been offered a job after an interview yesterday, similar to what I used do but not much more money. £19k, better than nothing and it'll help me on my continuing journey into helping get my wife here. I am happy but cautiously happy. The company was only set up in July this year so not very well established. Job is in Birmingham so less miles but journey is a little more busy, not so many long fast dual carriageways plus will have to contend with traffic into Birmingham. Hours are a little longer than before and no free parking. Again, all makes me cautious rather than massively happy. This is good news, Earl of Rover800shire. I hope it works out well for you. Lord Sterling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Is it? I've been looking at stock images of the 406 boot, and I can't see the "0" badge being a button at all. Maybe I need to go to SpecSavers again. Specsavas 4me methinks puddlethumper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, tooSavvy said: Specsavas 4me methinks That's a 407, not the 406 in your original post..... tooSavvy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 607 also has the boot release in the centre of the 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownnova Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 19 hours ago, Garythesnail said: The response to the bridesmaid photo has made me smile. Have a professional composition as a bonus I hate to admit it but we went for the traditional pretend breakdown shot... strangeangel, gm, richardmorris and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Double whammy today: 1) Took D-L-C for a walk and went past the (brilliant) new BMX park they've built. There was a couple of lads in their twenties (easily) skate boarding there and someone's black Labrador slipped the lead and chased one as he was in full flight. It was fucking class, I don't think the dog intended to hurt him it was just great fun to watch. 2) Some weaselly turd who tried to have me off over some money he owed me has just been 'served'. He thinks he's only paid me a portion of what he owes, but he's about to get a nice* wake up call any time soon. It's been a very long drawn out affair, but sometimes good things come to he who waits. Would love to be there when he realises. puddlethumper, richardmorris, dome and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Went out for a drive in the Mercedes on Sunday. Still makes me smile remembering the guy at the auction two years ago asking what am I going to do with that. "it's got 200k miles, you know" Two years on still looks great and still drives great richardmorris, Skizzer, myglaren and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garythesnail Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, brownnova said: I hate to admit it but we went for the traditional pretend breakdown shot... No need to pretend with a Rover . . . ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673 There's been an explosion in a jizz factory. dome, stonedagain and New POD 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 13 minutes ago, angle said: https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673 There's been an explosion in a jizz factory. Isn't that what's supposed to happen? Tadhg Tiogar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Booked an actual holiday/vacation type thingy for some decent October warmth before we start shivering through winter. (Sorry not for all you lot, just me & the Mrs). Grump is t'was supposed to be a bargain late cheapy deal but has somehow* turned into a 5-star Tenerife hotel - though to be fair, it's a good deal. Grump 2 is airport transfers = £50 each! The grin? Car hire is £45 for the WEEK. Only a VW Up (other tiny cars with silly names may be available) but who cares. Or....have I made a massive boob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 To whoever stole my trainers and hi viz jacket today....... you can run but can’t hide. inconsistant, puddlethumper, blakey79 and 11 others 8 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Cavcraft said: 2) Some weaselly turd who tried to have me off over some money he owed me has just been 'served'. He thinks he's only paid me a portion of what he owes, but he's about to get a nice* wake up call any time soon. It's been a very long drawn out affair, but sometimes good things come to he who waits. Would love to be there when he realises. Please god let it be Giles Brandreth... Tamworthbay, NorthernMonkey, stonedagain and 9 others 4 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 privatewire, myglaren, dome and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 30 minutes ago, Stanky said: Please god let it be Giles Brandreth... Annoying as he is / was my dad met him a few times as he was always available for local school events. as an aside he had more time for Gerald grosvenor who never turned up but always sent money on request, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Getting an indicated 63 mpg average on a recent late night 150 mile journey from Scotland downwards on a deserted M6 in the 'new' Honda Accord 2.2 diesel estate. It could be lying of course, but the fuel gauge didn't move much. Cruise control set at 60, Abba CD playing and no traffic....... Mmmmmmm. jumpingjehovahs and The Moog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 13 minutes ago, richardmorris said: Annoying as he is / was my dad met him a few times as he was always available for local school events. as an aside he had more time for Gerald grosvenor who never turned up but always sent money on request, Does that work with Grosvenor number 7? He is a billionaire after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Just now, somewhatfoolish said: Does that work with Grosvenor number 7? He is a billionaire after all. Probably not. Hijacking the thread, but my dad helped push his lagonda off the road when it conked out just outside the main entrance to the estate. He had a series 1 bx 19rd at the time I think, which was obviously trouble free for 50,000 miles. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 50 minutes ago, richardmorris said: Annoying as he is / was my dad met him a few times as he was always available for local school events. as an aside he had more time for Gerald grosvenor who never turned up but always sent money on request, I met him once and I wouldn’t have let him near a school, in fact I wouldn’t let the slimy bastard near anything I cared about. A more vile individual would be hard to find from my personal experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 33 minutes ago, Tamworthbay said: I met him once and I wouldn’t have let him near a school, in fact I wouldn’t let the slimy bastard near anything I cared about. A more vile individual would be hard to find from my personal experience. (Wrong person) Tamworthbay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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