Aston Martin Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 An engine with wheels. JeeExEll and face 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Son, who was having so much shite in his first year as a teacher and resigned to finish at the end of term, has got on the PWC graduate scheme as an trainee auditor leading to become a chartered accountant and eventually managed to pass his NQT so if he ever wanted to do private tutoring, it would be easier. Just waiting on daughter's pre-reg exam results next week to find out if after 5 years of study, she's a fully qualified pharmacist or if she has to retake. The exam appears to be mental. They could be asked anything. Some of the answers? 2 out of 4 are right. But one of those is more right pass Mark is 90% I think. strangeangel, paulplom, Coprolalia and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 On 6/29/2019 at 9:23 AM, twosmoke300 said: Why do vegans have to let you know that they are ? Much like pilots in my experience. You're not wrong about pilots You can't tow anything with a Mustang, not approved to tow in the EU but that hasn't stopped a few numpties importing a tow bar from the US , one guy was asking about towing so I pointed out that it wasn't legal and you're probably voiding your insurance Oh I wasn't going to tow my glider with it How do you know if somebody has read Game Of Thrones, oh they'll tell you , just wait twosmoke300 and myglaren 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Is that like mustang owners ? ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, twosmoke300 said: Is that like mustang owners ? ?? I don't need to tell anybody , they can hear it coming then when it's in sight it blinds them myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 I don’t think there were quite enough stamps on this package I received today. Most of them date from the mid-eighties! The Moog, stonedagain, Saabnut and 6 others 6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 42 minutes ago, MorrisItalSLX said: I don’t think there were quite enough stamps on this package I received today. Most of them date from the mid-eighties! is #2 from right on the third row down Rolf Harris? Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 is #2 from right on the third row down Rolf Harris?I don’t think so, just a generic 1980s spectacles wearing Dad. Banger Kenny and Stanky 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
face Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Non-shite fan usage. JeeExEll and TataBobu 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 11 hours ago, Wack said: I don't need to tell anybody , they can hear it coming then when it's in sight they see it going sideways into a wall FTFY because according to the interwebs, all modern Mustangs in this world eventually end up crashing into something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Just helped the old lad get his iveco home after it snapped it's throttle cable.We jammed it open just enough to trickle home at 15/20 mph.With a broken clothes peg Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk The Moog, Wack and 95 quid Peugeot 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 So, whilst looking at how much the house just the road is from where SiL lives, do you answer her her comment when she saw the price of "fuck me"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Saabnut, catsinthewelder, skattrd and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Just stopped the guy on my road that owns the XM (it must be the shitest one that's still road legal). 'Sorry, just thought I'd let you know your sunroof's open' 'Ah yes, you see none of the windows work so I thought I'd air it. Anyway, it's pointing uphill, so even if it rains not much water will get in. Of course, if I park it facing downhill then it leaks whether its open or not...' CITROEN LIFE Coprolalia, jumpingjehovahs, wuvvum and 10 others 10 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggers Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 So, whilst looking at how much the house just the road is from where SiL lives, do you answer her her comment when she saw the price of "fuck me"! Eh? Tenmil Socket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Applied to be apprentice bike mechanic. Tell mate that's in the cycling scene, gets me a reference in exchange for a week or so of work experience in a different, one-man bike shop. Head down, take my most recent bike build with me as quasi-CV. One and a half hours in I'm asked if I can run the shop for two weeks next month while the owner's on holiday, paid. paulplom, mk2_craig, anonymous user and 20 others 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 6 hours ago, Ghosty said: Applied to be apprentice bike mechanic. Tell mate that's in the cycling scene, gets me a reference in exchange for a week or so of work experience in a different, one-man bike shop. Head down, take my most recent bike build with me as quasi-CV. One and a half hours in I'm asked if I can run the shop for two weeks next month while the owner's on holiday, paid. Nice one Max! Result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 16 hours ago, cort16 said: That's an existing owner with a wrap , that thing he's holding is a plunger with ACME written on it anonymous user, myglaren and stonedagain 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 12 hours ago, Ghosty said: Applied to be apprentice bike mechanic. Tell mate that's in the cycling scene, gets me a reference in exchange for a week or so of work experience in a different, one-man bike shop. Head down, take my most recent bike build with me as quasi-CV. One and a half hours in I'm asked if I can run the shop for two weeks next month while the owner's on holiday, paid. Trustworthy face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 OEM+ (I'm down with the kids) AX the wild. loserone, dome, richardmorris and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenmil Socket Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, robinmasters said: OEM+ (I'm down with the kids) AX the wild. That is flippin' fantastic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frogchod Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Attestation of conformity has arrived for the Buick It'll soon be on French plates privatewire, Tickman, Saabnut and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 told conan im planning stuff again cue links to kaidee for 100% grade a rammel fecker 305 that has a toytota engine saab 9000 he is evil The Moog and LightBulbFun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 I'm posting this with a heavy heart... Car collecting has been part of my life for decades and as much as I love my car collection and adding to it and enjoy the constant fettling, it takes up too much of my time and I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics such as cleaning and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be re-homing my collection Please don't ask any questions, as I can't handle talking about it. Below is a list of what's available. All FREE of charge, but to good homes only. Serious enquiries only please. Thanks for reading and understanding . . . . .... .... .... 1. Dustpan and brush 2. Sponges 3. Dusters 4. Mop and bucket 5. Window cleaner 6. Hoover 7. Dishwashing liquid 8. Laundry detergent 9. Fabric softener 10. Laundry baskets 11. Toilet brush 12. Cleaning sprays 13. Scrubbing brushes (various) blakey79, catsinthewelder, Cheggers and 6 others 5 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 beko will be all over that louiepj 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/11/2019 at 3:02 PM, MorrisItalSLX said: I don’t think so, just a generic 1980s spectacles wearing Dad. No, definitely Rolf, with a young Karen Carpenter on his lap, think the one on the right is Michael McIntyre. Stanky, richardmorris and stonedagain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I'm in the market for new wheels. I've just messaged a guy about a 2004 alfa 147 tspark. I need something to take us all to skeggy next weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Buying a fairly expensive camera from Amazon, plus a couple of other odds & ends. Original delivery was five weeks away but has been revised twice and should now be next Thursday. It is a present for my eldest son, he never gets any presents Just had a couple of texts from the bank to confirm the transactions, checking for fraud, obviously. Pleased that they are vigilant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 On 11 July 2019 at 3:02 PM, MorrisItalSLX said: I don’t think so, just a generic 1980s spectacles wearing Dad. Resembles Kenny Everett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Not thinking much to the oulton park trailer show Aston Martin, paulplom, dome and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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