beko1987 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 It's a quiet day at work today so I'm in 'can I save money' mode. Had a look at the car insurance. Knocked it down by 1,000 miles to 13000 a year (my commute 5 days a week x52 weeks a year, so annual leave/sick days will cover the difference for the personal pootling I do occasionally) and knocked fully comp down to 3rd party because let's be honest, the book price for a 1997 ZX with tatty bodywork and many already dented panels will be fuck all anyway and all I'll want is it dragged home so I can take my radio and stuff out and I'll call ASM - down from £45 a month to £28. I then added full UK breakdown cover for £4 a month... So from £45 to £33.49. Valu! Extra valu because we need to cancel the AA as A - We've never used it, B we aren't going to be living together so it's probably invalid anyway as it's all set up for the same address, so I'm even better off by £15.50 a month Still fucking skint and will need a second evening part time job but not as fucking skint! I can now afford batchelor super noodles rather than stripey tesco ones purplebargeken, Sealtainn, paulplom and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 V..H..Shite Popped in to our local SallyArmy shop and asked if I could ReCycle <declutter> some prime qualitee tapes for 'charitee' ? NO..... came the unequivocal reply....... "err... wocha got, lyke? I've still got a machine.." ventures a spotty herbert helper guy, from the back shop. Deal was done [at the back door] 7 '6bottle' wine cases full for him to gander at AND, it transpires, another SallBash shop still shelves/dusts them so the remainder may return '2 4 50p' goodness... privatewire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Honda Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Just off the phone to the local Honda dealer - parts way less than expected. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Bloody hell, folks, lock up yer chod, A very not insignificant PPI victory achieved today thankyou please. It could end up with me with a streetful of cars unless I lob the dough into a 'cannot get at forever' type account. WHY ? etc purplebargeken, Eddie Honda, Saabnut and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Somehow ended up on an Aberystwyth beach yesterday, with people from Brazil, USA, Vietnam, Poland, Czech Republic and England. Gosh we are spoilt when all these people speak impeccable English! We had a fire, watched dolphins and saw an amazing sunset. Pretty bloody awesome. Now with one pic, in which I failed to act quickly enough to capture a dolphin. richardthestag, clayts450, The Moog and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 I know bolatics is a naff subject .. But Years ago our wondeful labour controlled Sefton council voted in a local parish council for us .. The type you pay extra rates for ...which was populated with main party types . then along came the new builds .. A local protest group formed .. Which then became a local party which gained seats on the parish council .....and with the last polling day has taken all the 7 seats on the parish council and 2 seats off the labour controlled council ..... clayts450, steveo3002 and somewhatfoolish 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRi05 Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 On 5/10/2019 at 9:22 AM, jumpingjehovahs said: Facebook Marketplace in a nutshell! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I was on my local faceaids buy and sell yesterday, guy lists a telly for sale, price £80 clearly labeled on the header, then the price is repeated again within the advert description, first comment is "hi how much is the price" I was fucking seething and I wasn't even selling it. Some people are brainless fucking morons jumpingjehovahs, strangeangel and mrbenn 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Just gets better. Nipped out for a bit of transmission testing (ie driving in the hope it'll magically fix itself). Passed this amazing Ford V8 Coupe, so turned around and followed it back to the station. 1939 example, prepared for endurance rallying, not much in the way of exhaust silencers. Owned by a couple from Luxembourg. Asimo, richardthestag, privatewire and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpingjehovahs Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 I was on my local faceaids buy and sell yesterday, guy lists a telly for sale, price £80 clearly labeled on the header, then the price is repeated again within the advert description, first comment is "hi how much is the price" I was fucking seething and I wasn't even selling it. Some people are brainless fucking morons I think the most terrifying thing is just how numerous the morons areSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk strangeangel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Chatting to someone yesterday that's thinking about changing his sensible* car, not everyday , he's got a Golf for that. Anyway , his Bentayga is coming up for 3 years old and he doesn't know what to get, the last couple of Range Rovers he had were so unreliable he's vowed never to give JLR a penny. Doesnt want a mass market" taxi" that's S-Classes , 7 Series and A8 out. The Cayenne, Urus and forthcoming Ferrari and Aston SUVs are all too sporty and will ride like his TR4. The G-Wagen is for gangsters. Which leaves the Cullinan, he's had a Phantom in the past but Alan Sugar has killed those apparentlly, God knows what he thinks the image of the Cullinan is! Its almost as if he's being forced into it. He wants secondhand - there's 2 on Autotrader , one of ems £380,000!!! I was encouraging him to get one before July, perfect backup car for me when I take his Corniche to Antibes. First World problems X 1000000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Never heard of a Bentyaga or Cullinan. Do they make them purposely ugly to limit sales? Tamworthbay, stonedagain, NorfolkNWeigh and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Yes, but when you're driving them you can't see them. Rolls Royce did Bentley a favour by making the Cullinan uglier and now the Bentayga ( in a dark colour) look almost normal. A bit like when you look at a Scorpio or Ssangyong Rodius compared to modern cars. One theory is that what looks hideous to Western eyes , doesn't to people from further East, Whatever the reason there's an 18 month waiting list for the Cullinan , looks obviously don't matter. jumpingjehovahs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Seeing a "BP and BBC Radio 1 FM - a sound move" sticker in the back of a lovely Rover 200. Unclear if they were retro hoarders or it had been there since the 90s. dome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/1036654966350405/videos/1114936505339676/ SiC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Managing to arrange things so I could snap a photo showing the majority of my fleet without any moderns spoiling things. Could be anywhere from the late 80s based on what you can see here... jumpingjehovahs, LightBulbFun, dome and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownnova Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 There I was helping a mate change a wheel on his Hyundai 4x4 (the wheel was stuck like a bastard!). Not unusually the chimes of an ice cream van rang through the estate. It pulls up just outside my mates house. He calls across to my mate (I’m out of view winding the jack) “Is that your car mate” pointing at the Saab, I pop up.. “Do you wanna sell your number plate...?” Turns out he wants to buy my number plate because his name is Rocko and my number plate is R96OCK! loserone, rainagain and somewhatfoolish 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Ice cream van you say? Yeah right. Want some sprinckles with that? clayts450 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keymaster Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Ice cream van you say? Yeah right. Want some sprinckles with that? Crazy cones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Our local ice cream man was found dead covered in sprinkles, turns out he’d topped himself. myglaren, rainagain, Keymaster and 7 others 6 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Last night I was at a proper timewarp flat roof working mens club for a friends daughters 18th party. Disco, karaoke, knockoff cigs, two or three dead motors in the carpark, faded 25 year old "stones" livery all over the place etc, flipping ace. The most drinkable thing on tap was John Smiths, I think I had about 8 pints, maybe more. In my youth I'd have been in a fair state the next day, now mid 30s I'd expected to write today off. But they must be watering the beer down cos I'm somehow fresh as a daisy today, to the extent that I've come in to work to get some stuff done. My guts aren't right though, but I think that could be down to the tray of devilled eggs I snaffled off the buffet. mrbenn, Sealtainn, skattrd and 7 others 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 I visited Aldi in Bracknell this morning, obviously not a usual grin moment, but the young girl on the checkout was a perfect delight. Smiled at everyone and said hello whilst beaming not just automatically. I held everyone up as I wanted a car dab receiver that was locked away in a glass cabinet and had to ask her to get someone to get it. So holding up the whole queue- I did apologise to her, and the Rastafarian behind ( who had a bag of lemons and a bar of chocolate!). Mind you, I had three cans of gt85, mucoff and packs of smoked salmon and prosciutto so am in no position to question odd purchases. But she didn’t mind and was perfectly nice to me and everyone else. mrbenn, Bobthebeard, myglaren and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 privatewire, Lacquer Peel, Fat_Pirate and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 we used to wear white coats for work .. we would get asked for ice cream we would offer crushed nuts as a topping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Fondled a Big Vauxhall today. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 On 5/11/2019 at 10:41 AM, NorfolkNWeigh said: Chatting to someone yesterday that's thinking about changing his sensible* car, not everyday , he's got a Golf for that. Anyway , his Bentayga is coming up for 3 years old and he doesn't know what to get, the last couple of Range Rovers he had were so unreliable he's vowed never to give JLR a penny. Doesnt want a mass market" taxi" that's S-Classes , 7 Series and A8 out. The Cayenne, Urus and forthcoming Ferrari and Aston SUVs are all too sporty and will ride like his TR4. The G-Wagen is for gangsters. Which leaves the Cullinan, he's had a Phantom in the past but Alan Sugar has killed those apparentlly, God knows what he thinks the image of the Cullinan is! Its almost as if he's being forced into it. He wants secondhand - there's 2 on Autotrader , one of ems £380,000!!! I was encouraging him to get one before July, perfect backup car for me when I take his Corniche to Antibes. First World problems X 1000000. Tell him if he wants something that big and that ugly he can buy a Ssangyong Rodius, the ostentatious prick. inconsistant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Thank you for your suggestion, but it wasn't actually a " what cat? post. Unfortunately the Rodious is no longer in production and as I alluded to in a subsequent response to the one you quoted , just doesn't cut it in the ugliness stakes these days. I might suggest it to him to add one to his classic collection, but I think they were only ever available in this country in metallic colours which would be a tad showy and dare I say ostentatious, as such might offend the delicate sensibilities of some Class War Stephen Bayley. Pieman, barmatt, dome and 5 others 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Fucksake Good luck to them, I kind of hope there is someone crazy enough out there to buy them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 reading classic and sportscar saw the models bit simca aronde 1:18 69 quid ❤️ but light blue cit GS ❤️❤️ 69 quid shame i have the money allocated to other stuff but theyre on the list i used to buy burago stuff when i was at school ? posh stuff like this need consideration tho :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 LMAO @Supernaut im pretty sure most people where expecting ME to do that at some point LOL! (extra points for using an Invacar Model 70, would of been hilarious if at the end of all of that you used an AC made Model 70 ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Been having a bit of a rubbish time at work due to lots of factors. Then last night I finally clicked that another work place has been actively chasing me for the last 6 months! Its like when the pretty girl flirts with you and you think they are just being nice rather than anything more. So phone call today, basically been offered more money, choice of what I work on, start ASAP and informal interview tomorrow - fingers crossed it will be good 320touring, dozeydustman, loserone and 19 others 20 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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