taxi paul Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Been building this for a few weeks. All recycled or second hand. Keep my collection of pub tat. And make a burger on my hotolate. Amishtat, w00dy, DeeJay and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 While I had some time spare yesterday I thought I’d tidy the Focus up a bit. Looked for some replacement centre caps for the alloys but on eBay they wanted some crazy money. Fuck that I thought. Had some spare Ford Silver paint so flagged them back and gave them a coat of paint. Looks OK I think! Ohdearme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 More madness at the Internal Fire museum. Brilliant.https://www.facebook.com/ifmop/videos/353543148837419/ LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Dropped the Renault off at the Renner specialist and set off to walk the mile down to the Porsche garage to collect the 944.One of the Indian guys from the car wash crossed the road and fell in step behind me, after a while he shouted,'Oy mate, are you all right? you've got no shoes on, follow me, we've got some you can have'. You're all right, I'm just collecting my Porsche, didn't seem to be quite the correct response, So I confirmed that I was fine and thanked him for his kindness. privatewire, Stanky, Dippy and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 That's good to hear! Sometimes just asking can make a difference barefoot, The Moog and LightBulbFun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djb222 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Whenever we go out for a few days in the camper it rains. This time I brought some suitable reading material. purplebargeken and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Diesel Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 For the first time in it’s 16 years existence my Vespa is now fully road legal. Ohdearme, Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, dozeydustman and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 insurance renewal 620 (paying 400) found a per mile thing via axa 200 quid + mileage (which wont be a lot) woop woop fuck you quote me happy Kiltox, The Moog and LightBulbFun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Volume 1. Of 60.And already awaiting revision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 IMG_20190402_090550.jpg Just got to get a bottle of coolant and I'm nearly ready to go now My bits should arrive Wednesday. beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Car passed its MOT yesterday at 10.30AM. The garage remarked on how good the emissions results were - which bodes well, given that it's 14 years old and diesel... myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Out of the blue I am deligated to take an engine to Preston ish in the morning.On my car connected trips I used to take my late wife for an overnight stay (just drop this off love whilst we are here).On my own now, but nothing else to do so.Travelodge, Blackpool football club, where we used to stay. £46 pay for parking.Late Rooms, Lyndene, just round the corner and on the prom, £25 inc breakfast, free parking if you are lucky.So Lyndene it is then, been before years ago when it was 2 B and B's knocked together. Its a full row now.May be on the Grumpy thread tomorrow if it's crap. Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, Ohdearme, taxi paul and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dippy Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I dont normally fix moderns but for a saving of £300 I decided to fit new discs and pads on the wifes mini.Job was a piece of piss compared to working on pre 80s stuff, so saved £300 for ½ a days work and got some brownie points from other half. I bet the main dealer would have done them in less than ½ the time it took me and made a fortune. myglaren and mrbenn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w00dy Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Fresh ticket for the Jazz. New wheel bearing needed for the rear. Quoted £200 so I was worried it'd be a difficult job, but it's a bolt in part that cost £68 and took 45 minutes to fit, so that's nice. Also needed wiper blades and a bulb so all done for £80. It was even good enough to leave the check engine light off for both the test and re-test thankfully. If only it were a bit more comfortable it'd be the perfect shite accompaniment. Jim Bell, catsinthewelder, Eddie Honda and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springer Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 A conversation with a car seller on FB in the past hour. Not what I was looking for but a rather tasty looking 105k mile Jag XF with fsh came up for sale. Decided*I could make it work for me so messaged the seller. I asked the seller how long he'd owned it and where it had been serviced. Reply. 'Like two months ago in a garage in Aberdeen, not sure what its called'. 'Drives fine had it 6 months'. I replied with many thanks but I'm out. Reply, 'Well you go have a good day cos I'm sure I serviced it. What a fecking halfwit....I pity the fool that buys that. Pics taken in a nice area of Aberdeen.....I bet the car isn't for sale there Edit.....turns out the seller resides in Latvia, must have been a quick weekend trip to Aberdeen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I was sitting in my car outside work enjoying the nice weather today when an older lady came up to my window and complimented the Volvo, asking about its mileage and stuff, she told me her and her husband have just bought a 10 year old v70 because nothing else has come close to replacing their old 940. Makes a nice change from "is that a t5 bruv?" Sent from my SM-N960F using Tapatalk robinmasters, myglaren, Amishtat and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Datsuncog, UltraWomble, Coprolalia and 22 others 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 What have you bought now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 What have you bought now?Nothing. But I can now quote the pic when necessary. privatewire, robinmasters, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Left for work this morning, this is the guy at the bottom of the streets van , I assumed it had been dropped by a recovery truck but it's gone tonight and a merc main dealer courtesy van is there so now I'm wondering if he drove it home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I saw a posh Mercs have a similar rear tyre failure on the M57 ... poor woman in all her power work gear was looking at a wrecked tyre , torn out arch liner etc ... I think a tow truck was in her future ...... meanwhile today at the go juice station , a nice posh disco in front of me ..... Aintree race going dolly bird filling the tank in all her fancy clothes ...in the pissing rain and wind !! once the tank is full , the drivers window winds down and the bloke driving hands her the card to pay ....... nice ! robinmasters, myglaren, richardmorris and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Gentleman I shall now selflessly make you grin at my expense I had hernia surgery 6 months ago I has sore nether regions and needed to see GP today ! went straight from work and didn't have time to head home to "freshen up" so had a courtesy quick squirt of deodorant down the gruds just in case mind, i'm not stinky or owt, just wanted to be nice n fresh When lying on examination bed I rolls down undies, at the very pretty Hungarian GP lady's request ,Omegod notices big white shiny marks left by deodorant on undies GP smirks Omegod cringes Dippy, Ohdearme, mercedade and 19 others 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Just noticed EXTRAS is on Netflix so I've binged 4 episodes tonight , I haven't laughed so much in a long time Rusty_Rocket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Just noticed EXTRAS is on Netflix so I've binged 4 episodes tonight , I haven't laughed so much in a long time If you haven't I recommend afterlife,a masterpiece in my opinion SpareSnare, Wack and Jerzy Woking 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 I've started watching After Life in the last few days. "I'm not a paedo, and if I was, you'd be safe you tubby little ginger cunt." Brilliant. stonedagain, Jerzy Woking, brandersnatch and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Gentleman I shall now selflessly make you grin at my expense I had hernia surgery 6 months ago I has sore nether regions and needed to see GP today ! went straight from work and didn't have time to head home to "freshen up" so had a courtesy quick squirt of deodorant down the gruds just in case mind, i'm not stinky or owt, just wanted to be nice n fresh When lying on examination bed I rolls down undies, at the very pretty Hungarian GP lady's request ,Omegod notices big white shiny marks left by deodorant on undies GP smirks Omegod cringes This reminds me of a story a lady of my acquaintance tells: Just before a routine smear test , she visits toilet and there's no paper, but that's OK she has tissue in her bag.During the test , the medical practitioner pauses and says " Oh, that's unusual!" Causing great consternation on the part of the lady, obviously.Then a pair of tweezers are used to hold up.... A First Class stamp! Doctormop, angle, Sealtainn and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangernomics Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 ^^ Darwin Award contender.Just about to type that. purplebargeken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 I've just seen another Vel Satis coming the other way, the first in 18 months. Obviously I was driving my Scirocco. Eddie Honda, Pillock, The Moog and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean36014 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 I'm not a Ricky Gervais fan but decided to give After life a go. I binge watched the whole series and hadn't laughed so much in ages. Apparently Netflix have given the green light to a second series. Pillock and bangernomics 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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