Eddie Honda Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Here's another walloper stopped by the polis (and yes, it did have a MOT). CMPGVerified account @CMPGFollowFollow @CMPGMoreWe’re not McLovin’ this! A Vauxhall Nova 31years old stopped in Stoke. The driver’s seat wasn’t attached to the car, it was like driving a rowing machine. Needless to say vehicle was prohibited and the driver reported to court. 5453.10:00 AM - 23 Feb 2019 https://twitter.com/CMPG/status/1099247536005672960 Lacquer Peel and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Not only is the Princess running nicely today with the new float needle and seat, it also successfully jumped Mike's Rover P38 AND Mike's Toyota Supra. Feeling pretty good about it today. danthecapriman, GrumpiusMaximus, STUNO and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 I hope you jumped them Dukes of Hazzard style! Stanky, eddyramrod, jumpingjehovahs and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saabnut Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 The Saab classic 900 convertible passed its MOT today! Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, Tickman, The Moog and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Here's another walloper stopped by the polis (and yes, it did have a MOT). 45]CMPGVerified account @CMPG FollowFollow @CMPG MoreWe’re not McLovin’ this! A Vauxhall Nova 31years old stopped in Stoke. The driver’s seat wasn’t attached to the car, it was like driving a rowing machine. Needless to say vehicle was prohibited and the driver reported to court. 5453. 10:00 AM - 23 Feb 2019 https://twitter.com/CMPG/status/1099247536005672960The pictures make the car look better than it actually is, a mate of mine knows the owner of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 According to my Mrs I "sneeze camply" Do you sneeze with intent? I'll get my coat. myglaren, HillmanImp, iainrcz and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Not my pic no fella. Just ran across it on Facebook.That means I can steal it without crediting you as its already stolen. Bob on. Jim Bell and somewhatfoolish 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 The camera so ignominiously thrust up my jap's eye this morning has revealed that I'm probably not going to cark it after all. xtriple, paulplom, myglaren and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Journalists eh.....? Did they make you sign the release? brandersnatch, The Moog, Cavcraft and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Anyone remember my neighbour kept kidnapping my cat? Spoke to RSPCA - as expected, totally useless, but referred me to the police!Phoned police, apologised for calling, explained situation.Police well helpful. Cats are property, if woman doesn't give me my cat back there and then, it's theft and they'll send out a PCSO.Explained she didn't get up until lunchtime, was 08:00 a suitable time to knock on her door?Copper practically encouraged me, saying, 'I hate folk like that'.Following day, I knocked on her door at 08:30, my cat grinning at me through the window.Woman staggers to upstairs window, 'what cat? I don't know anything about your cat...''She's just there look, send her back now' - I flounced off home.Cat returned shortly afterwards, 12:30, I knocked on her door again, cat again grinning at me through the window'Send my cat back again, she's due her medicine* again''I don't know where your cat is''She's just there look''You've encouraged her to go into your house, it's up to you to discourage her, there's nothing I can do, you knew what you were doing & I've had enough'.Flounced home again, rapidly followed by cat.Do you know?She's not been in next doors house again in the fortnight since I grumped.We am happy. puddlethumper, mrbenn, Aston Martin and 18 others 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 The camera so ignominiously thrust up my jap's eye this morning has revealed that I'm probably not going to cark it after all.That procedure isn't very nice at all. They said do you want to look at the screen while it goes in? No fucking thank you very much. strangeangel, clayts450 and paulplom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 That procedure isn't very nice at all. They said do you want to look at the screen while it goes in? No fucking thank you very much. LOLZ. I politely refused that offer too, strangely enough. bub2006 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 What do you have to do, to make a Doctor or Nurse that angry, like? DeeJay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandersnatch Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 The camera so ignominiously thrust up my jap's eye this morning has revealed that I'm probably not going to cark it after all.That’s a horrible procedure. I felt violated. Glad you’re not carking it. One’s too many, ten’s not enough! strangeangel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 car insurance is due soon getting quotes for more than paying now (400+) dont ask went digging for ladies only insurance cos fk it i dont use the car much and the old git *might do 3k a year miles been getting lower from that last 3 years last years 1700 found a site called bymiles - x amount charged for it being sat and then x amount a mile which they give a black box out for its run by axa so no problem there for the c4 merde of doom 217 for being sat and 4.6 p a mile changed it to a C1 thinking of getting and 161 and 3p a mile changed it to sandero we found cheap and it was same as C1 quote me happy can fuck right off from being annoyed about car costing ££££ now happy as can now keep on looking and utimately speaking to the man with the sandero puddlethumper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 can i just say unlike for the hospital procedures id chop it off if there was anything wrong (might as well as it gets no use anyway *cough ) bub2006 and STUNO 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 can i just say unlike for the hospital procedures id chop it off if there was anything wrong (might as well as it gets no use anyway *cough )Go ask for it done. Just for shits and giggles. It's great* fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 have heard people describing it and just. no. even prostate (you wanna do what with your finger??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Here's another walloper stopped by the polis (and yes, it did have a MOT). CMPGVerified account [/size]@CMPG FollowFollow @CMPG More We’re not McLovin’ this! A Vauxhall Nova 31years old stopped in Stoke. The driver’s seat wasn’t attached to the car, it was like driving a rowing machine. Needless to say vehicle was prohibited and the driver reported to court. 5453. 10:00 AM - 23 Feb 2019A guy on the Pug205 owners page has just bought a gti ‘replica’ where the seats have been put in with woodscrews. I wonder how the rest of the ‘conversion’ was carried out? https://twitter.com/CMPG/status/1099247536005672960 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 According to my Mrs I "sneeze camply" Well there you go. Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk Gesundheit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 have heard people describing it and just. no. even prostate (you wanna do what with your finger??) Terrible Terrible things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 The camera so ignominiously thrust up my jap's eye this morning has revealed that I'm probably not going to cark it after all.Result. Carry on. Edit: delighted it was good news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Just watched the latest episode of Grand Tour - the one with the classic Italian cars. Really enjoyed it. So far this season is way better than the previous seasons. Only watched a couple of them before getting bored of them. I want a Alfa GTV V6 now. Can't afford one though. blakey79, loserone, Supernaut and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 The camera so ignominiously thrust up my jap's eye this morning has revealed that I'm probably not going to cark it after all.That's good news. When I had that honour I actually watched the video screen as they did it, facinating, but working in the health side of H&S that's what you expect. Interesting thing was talking to doc at time and asking if it was the same camera they shoved down your throat. Yes he said, we call that topping and tailing. Don't worry he continued, we put it down your throat first before sticking it up your jacksie. We do clean them he added.... strangeangel and LightBulbFun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Is the buttery biscuit base in the Craig David 7 days video Louise2cv, Brodders and jumpingjehovahs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 According to my Mrs I "sneeze camply"Well there you go.Sent from my VFD 710 using TapatalkSo a vango pops up?? iainrcz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Booking the 850 in for its MOT, the fella on the phone was a bit confused, the plate is L110EPJ, for some reason despite me reading it out exactly as is, the guy read it as LI 10 EPJ (impossible as i is not a permitted character), amongst other wrong things. Eventually he clocked it was old prefix format and asked 'is it a private plate?' I responded 'nah, just an old car' and he finally clocked. Made me laugh, I didn't realise how old hat prefix plates were now - I'm 23 and still consider them perfectly normal... clayts450, eddyramrod, myglaren and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 even prostate (you wanna do what with your finger??) My female doctor wasn't amused when I blurted out "fuck me, now I see why homosexuals like what they like" I felt violated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Two grins today, from the latest NZ Classic car.!st from the letters section.. from somebody who drove UK to NZ via Europe, Middle East, Asia and Australia 50 years ago driving a 1964 Vauxhall PB Cresta with 5 aboard. And towing a Caravan !Next from an article about a lady's S type Chrysler Valiant..Darcy, a friend of Cecelia's father had a Mercedes fitted with a monster 630 HP Zeppelin engine and he used to call out to the farm in this car. The car not only had a physical presence, but it's passage on the roads was also unlikely to go unnoticed. And later, I loved riding in the Bentley (1930's drophead) especially downhill at night and watching the reaction from people following in more modern cars to the sheets of flame from the Bentley's exhaust. I hope the Mercedes is tucked away somewhere ! chaseracer and Sheefag 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Assuming this is Gordon Burns. Him whinging about Alan Partridge seems apt. Speaking of, the episode was fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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