Supernaut Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 I got creative* in the vinyl editor in Forza Horizon 3. rainagain, fordperv, Ghosty and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 A few weeks ago my wife and her friends went to a wanky restaurant where one of them had a roll served in what appeared to be a cat litter tray. As a punishment I've been serving her lunch on things that aren't plates, this is today's offering. darkfour, purplebargeken, catsinthewelder and 38 others 41 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 ... and die in Caergwrle. (It's a North Walian thing)Not heard that for a while..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 I got creative* in the vinyl editor in Forza Horizon 3. Forza Horizon 3 01_10_2016 12_46_07.pngRight, that's it......off to buy it now Pillock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Bugger me, the Toyota's only gone and passed as well. Two passes in one day is unprecedented in the wuvvum fleet as far as I can recall. It actually failed on a wiper blade, but they just fitted a new one (charging me the grand sum of £6.59 for the privilege) then passed it. So, including the Spacy, I now have 12 MOT'd vehicles in the fleet. Also, last night I went to see my mate who I bought the MG off. I mentioned the leaking coolant pipe and he told me that he had a spare pair that had come with his other F which I could have for nowt. They're not immaculate but they're perfectly servicable - I've just given them a wire brush and Kurust on the surface-rusty bits, later on I'll give them a coat of black enamel and then weather permitting I'll fit them tomorrow. Certainly beats forking out 70 quid for a new pair of stainless pipes... vulgalour, eddyramrod, Craig the Princess and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Right, that's it......off to buy it now Look what else is in the game! I didn't keep it standard for long. It now has a supercharger and a 6 speed gearbox. The suspension and brakes are completely standard though. It's quite amusing to wallow around in. saucedoctor, RoadworkUK, DeeJay and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 If you really want to be an environmental bastard, run a diesel on whale oil.It turns out, you really could..."Whale carcass on Devon beach to be used for biofuel"http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-37529769 Supernaut, Sloth in a bowl and beko1987 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 my mate sent me a picture of what met him when he said he would change the brake pads on a mates celica yes some fucker has welded the retaining pins in place because they snapped the lugs off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Posh or what Only down side All traffic inside m25 saucedoctor, eddyramrod, myglaren and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
messerschmitt owner Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 it's a fabulous building and truly amazing if you're in the rafters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 How does that work then? Hover pack? BenWorks by leaving the text intact,and not editing it so it makes you look "funny"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just got home to find a "sorry I missed you" card from MyHermes. It didn't have a reference number or a redelivery date but it did have a contact number so rang it and spoke to the courier. "What address was it mate?" I told him my address. "Oh yeah, green Volvo, dodgy paint job". I can guarantee that if I'd had a silver Hyundai i20 on the drive he wouldn't have remembered the house... loserone, xtriple, eddyramrod and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 I took three parcels in today for the Amazon courier for my neighbours- perhaps I should set myself up as a hub? eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 As a punishment I've been serving her lunch on things that aren't plates, this is today's offering. Much lolage saucedoctor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 A few weeks ago my wife and her friends went to a wanky restaurant where one of them had a roll served in what appeared to be a cat litter tray. As a punishment I've been serving her lunch on things that aren't plates, this is today's offering. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6J2Wv_JGXoI do hope you trundled the jack into the room and raised the bap up to her hydraulically. fraser.innes.3 and michael1703 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just got home to find a "sorry I missed you" card from MyHermes. It didn't have a reference number or a redelivery date but it did have a contact number so rang it and spoke to the courier. "What address was it mate?" I told him my address. "Oh yeah, green Volvo, dodgy paint job". I can guarantee that if I'd had a silver Hyundai i20 on the drive he wouldn't have remembered the house... Every time we get a parcel the guy comments on what ever various shite heaps I have on the drive to Mrs Cort. I think he's paying more attention to my cars changing than she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 I haz solved the problem of Kinky Girl moaning she's too fat by buying her a lovely* spanking paddle. Sometimes the old ways are the best. hairymel, Banger Kenny, Pillock and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 I haz solved the problem of Kinky Girl moaning she's too fat by buying her a lovely* spanking paddle. Sometimes the old ways are the best.When I was about 15 I swung a bike inner tube round that was full of custard, it was amazing. Sheefag, The Moog and michael1703 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 it's a fabulous building and truly amazing if you're in the rafters!Was in middle 5 rows from front Would have liked to see the brass and wind cos they were gr12 but invisible messerschmitt owner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saucedoctor Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 My 7 year old niece air-drumming to Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law" while in the back of my car earlier today. As we say in Belfast, "the tears was tripping me". SO funny. bub2006, michael1703 and xtriple 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Thats fantastic,such a young age and already has good taste saucedoctor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 After last year's £500+ weldathon it was nice that this year the 924 passed its mot just needing a hew horn. dome, xtriple and Tamworthbay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 How much of the original text should I have left in to make it "funnier"? Sorry if my sense of humour is nonexistent BenDon't work in media by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 need new boots before i go to spain in 3 weeks from glossop happened to pass a j and s we do stock them but we havent got any atm brum have some.......... fek - i dont have time and its too far northwich didnt have any leeds shop will be rung tomorrow annoying thing is from newport pagnell this morning i coulda gone to either nottm or leics shop just happened to pass manc shop and it made me remember grin is need a new lid too and the arai i was looking at they have for 280 - i will be buying one for 199 from elsewhere very soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Taken a week off work to catch up with various shit fettling Fiesta is FINALLY almost done and the Panda engine is on the agenda too! Rusty_Rocket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 That whale picture is really sad, such a wonderful creature dead on a beach I'm happy because it's been an ace weekend. Did a gardening job Sat morning, literally shut the door of the van when I'd finished and it started pissing down. Then I went and got the Clio, sorted out the collection/ payment of the Tigra from my computer and got absolutely wankered last night watching a Smiths tribute band, who were really good. The icing on the cake was them finishing on my favourite number 'There Is A Light'. Just superb.Today I've cleaned the Clio which has come up a treat with a little effort, we fitted the standard double din stereo back into the Tigra (needs fitting properly but does the job) and built a wooden small kids type chalet in the back for the dog, cats and rabbit to use.To top that off, I must have been the first person in the world who was too pissed to buy a Renault. A trader mate offered me a 2003/4 Megane petrol for £50 (tested well into next year) as it was a part-ex, had no battery and needs tyres. He wanted it gone today and I had to sack it as I don't drive the day after a good session on the ale. Coprolalia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Today I've cleaned the Clio which has come up a treat with a little effort, we fitted the standard double din stereo back into the Tigra (needs fitting properly but does the job) and built a wooden small kids type chalet in the back for the dog, cats and rabbit to use. We need to see pictures of this wooden chalet in the back of a Tigra. michael1703, The Moog, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
messerschmitt owner Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Was there an earlier set of rules? After all, the Minor had its headlamps moved for regulations - I thought US but that they decided to apply it across the board. Then I think there was another change in the late 1960s, which drove the headlamp move on the Series Land Rovers, before a whole host of new Federal requirements in the Seventies that caused the MGB to have its suspension hiked.yes - Berkeley had lights on stalks for the US market, in the same way that in britain Messerschmitt got torpedo lamps at rear due to the fact that rear lights were too close together for c&u regulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 I've just watched TED. And now I feel dirty. But it did have Sam J Jones in it basically playing Flash Gordon so I enjoyed it. Other car related Tv, is that I've been watching chasing classic cars on quest. Quite fun, but most of the ones that apparently need a total restoration I'd happily be driving about in. The Americans seem to like gleaming better than new cars to put in their garage and not use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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