Ghosty Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Grump or Grin? Not sure. Has anybody seen the advert for 'Now That's What I Call Drivetime' with its voiceover by not-yet disgraced former DJ Mark 'Now That's What I Call Another Paycheck' Goodier? If any of the songs on this foetid pustule of a CD were to emanate from my stereo I'd smash it repeatedly with an AA Book Of The Road. Or, at the very least I'd change the radio station. Especially poxy 'Dancing in the Moonlight'. Just follow the next 65-plate Audi A1 you see with its windows down. The radio will be tuned to Heart FM and if it's loud enough you'll be able to hear the exact same terrible music for free. Just looked up the full tracklisting. A better title would be Leased White Corsa: The Album. Cavcraft and RoadworkUK 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Totally not car related but made me almost piss myself when MrsN told me today. She was given the details of a baby that she may be matching to a couple for adoption.Typical sad story , born to a crack addict so lots of problems , but developing ok.Anyway on the paperwork all its measurements except the head are at 20 percentile, which is to be expected. The head is 80 which is very unusual, she even checked to make sure there was no medical reason connected with crack etc.Then she looked at the photos, did I mention the child was black? Or had an impressive Afro going on?Some fuckwit had measured round his hair!You couldn't make it up. xtriple, Supernaut, catsinthewelder and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Children's backpacks, you say? FakeConcern, Parky, inconsistant and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Also, the chap who hit my car last week gave me money this evening. mercedade, Banger Kenny, xtriple and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I've taken all the environmental considerations into erm, consideration, and I'm still going to go to Costco for veg oil when I need it.How much is it at Costco these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Thanks to a very kind shiter I have a bass guitar, it may not be electric just yet but a lunchtime or two at work will see to that, just spent an hour messing about and teaching myself the intro to sunshine of your love. I am like a dog with two dicks at the moment. scaryoldcortina, Cavcraft, FakeConcern and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Like wine, but worse. Apparently Liverpudlians are keen on it. I think not. Last time I went out for the night in Town, there was a lot of sparkling Prosecco and Mojitos being drunk. Actually it was the Albert Dock, so not really Proper Liverpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seth Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I went to see a friend earlier today who I'd not seen in ages. While I was there a customer dropped by to have him repair a wheel, bringing it round in his 1914 Cadillac Model 50. 6 litres 4 cylinder. Bucketeer, RobT, M'coli and 19 others 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 ^wow.... just, wow there is nothing else to say bout that caddie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Children's backpacks, you say? IMG_0731.jpg IMG_0731 copy.jpg Mine was found on a facebook page called Bootleg Stuff. Although you wouldn't know about facebook pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Although you wouldn't know about facebook pages.I've never taken part in genocide, been a traffic warden or owned a Vauxhall but I know what those things are. I took my photo in Santiago. Supernaut and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Daughter break bed.Man fetch toolMan fix bed in room which must have been 35 degree centigrade despite it being 10.15 at nightWIFE GENUINELY IMPRESSED (in capitals, doesn't happen often)Man Rules!! (but is very sweaty now) myglaren, saucedoctor, FakeConcern and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FakeConcern Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Seeing my next door neighbour turning into our road in his 2015 Merc estate with a massive sat nav screen showing him the way! myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FakeConcern Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Daughter break bed.Man fetch toolMan fix bed in room which must have been 35 degree centigrade despite it being 10.15 at nightWIFE GENUINELY IMPRESSED (in capitals, doesn't happen often)Man Rules!! (but is very sweaty now)Yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 You know the chap from 'Romance of Rust'? He does some fooking awesome work that lad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I'm currently watching the Paralympic mens tennis doubles final. These guys are incredible! Slappy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Local news reporting: michael1703, LC Torana, Tamworthbay and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 An absurdly vague article, there's about as much anti-pikey content in there as DeLorean/speed awareness. michael1703 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doobietoo Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Sitting inside watching the lightning and listening to the thunder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Honda Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 shiting.jpg Fuckin 'ell it's ULTRAMAN! Used to have a windscreen dangly like this: Quite fancy getting the bog roll holder to keep the kids (ok, just me) entertained: Supernaut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seth Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 You know the chap from 'Romance of Rust'? He does some fooking awesome work that lad! I was lucky enough to work for him on and off for a while as a way of having some stable income when I was starting my own business. Learnt a huge amount while I was there. His current major project is building up a DB4 GT Zagato body from scratch which is a quite incredible thing to see. anonymous user and xtriple 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I would have been monumentally impressed if that DeLorean speeding article - which has now gone viral and is all over the internet - had been written without any BTTF references for a change. That's my big worry about ever buying a DeLorean, that it would single me out as some kind of ludicrous BTTF megafan nutjob. I mean, I am, I just don't want anybody to know. dome, cort1977, myglaren and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I've always liked the thought of getting a DeLorean and fitting the turbo engine from an Alpine A610 for a near 50% increase in power. Banger Kenny, myglaren and cort1977 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FakeConcern Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Am I the only person in the world who's never seen Back to The Future? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I've never taken part in genocide, been a traffic warden or owned a Vauxhall but I know what those things are. I took my photo in Santiago. I owned a Vauxhall. You don't know the true horror until you experience it. myglaren and ShiteRider 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John F Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 If I was a billionaire I'd buy all the fake BTTF De Loreans I could afford and de-twat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 If I was a billionaire I'd buy all the fake BTTF De Loreans and ofah 3 wheelers, round up the owners and twat them.ftfy Banger Kenny, Supernaut, xtriple and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I have no idea about that Romance of Rust garage, but it's a bloody brilliant name. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Just had the car delivered back and on the passenger seat was the latest issue of 'The Spirit' which is a mag for us posh gits and only available to club members... which I am not (not a joiner in the real world) and a posh box of Ferraro rocher (sp?) as I'd been taking the piss out of them for eating all the 'Celebrations' I sent up. Car feels great, new tyres mega quiet, brakes feel... exactly the same as before and the rest of the car, er, exactly as it was. andrew e and Coprolalia 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Young lad next doors modern was hit the other week by something. I was sure it would polish out and as he was washing it last night got all the kit out and machine polished it all out. He was over the moon. myglaren, privatewire, John F and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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