What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[saucedoctor]

Lisa Rogers

 

I bet she does.

[Partridge]

The Kentagon-even that's grin worthy.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Stewart Lee's bit about Top Gear.

 

 

 

I flipping love this! watched it half a dozen times. I'll just watch it again!

[RedSparrow]

Spot on about Richard Hammond.

[beko1987]

Discovered last night that I have a little light above my ignition barrel on the XM which comes on with the doors open but key out/lights off. Little things like that make me grin. As does hitting the dash to make the heater lights come on, and Amy shrugging it off as normal and not saying anything (she looked a bit puzzled, then they lit up and she realised why)

[Jim Bell]

I think it's time to actually commit suicide when PandaSelecta successfully rips the piss out of you.

 

Efa

[overrun]

Efa

What did the manboychildteenadult actually say?

[hairnet]

Lisa Rogers

cathy - all day

[Jim Bell]

What did the manboychildteenadult actually say?

He said "Give you £100 for it."

When Hansel (the tight fucker that tried to chip the price on a £60 metro and a £250 Allegro)

Advertised a Spastic Pig for £160.

 

Hardly the height of comedy, but if you squint you can just about make out that he was trolling.

[John F]

Three out of the four Google search hits for "hairy yellow string" point to Autoshite threads

[skattrd]

Three out of the four Google search hits for "hairy yellow string" point to Autoshite threads

 

I just tried that and 4 out of the first 5 pointed to this place for me

[overrun]

He said "Give you £100 for it."

When Hansel (the tight fucker that tried to chip the price on a £60 metro and a £250 Allegro)

Advertised a Spastic Pig for £160.

Hardly the height of comedy, but if you squint you can just about make out that he was trolling.

He's too tall to be a troll. The sad thing is that he actually wants a ROBIN RELIANT.

 

Poor effort: 6/10

[overrun]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5_wl4MbKkU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Spiny Norman]

Three out of the four Google search hits for "hairy yellow string" point to Autoshite threads

 

So does 'OMGSNOKAOS'.

[hairnet]

 

trig its all your fault

[hairnet]

omg did a vulgalour on the civic

[vulgalour]

Is this a thing now, 'doing a vulgalour'?  Does it need to be in the lexicon?

[saucedoctor]

Mr D. Hirst Esq. thought he'd found a front door for his Escort..

 

 

http://vehicles.motorhog.co.uk/breaking-vehicles/vehicle-details/1990/ford/escort/ghia/petrol/5-door-hatchback/blue/manual/31569/

 

 

May need work.

[DSdriver]

But they've done the hard work for making it a cabrio

[vulgalour]

That's actually pretty scary to look at, much more so than a regular Mk3 Escort.

[trigger]

I wonder how the cyclists looks who went in the back of it?.

[phil_lihp]

I struggle to imagine anyone walking away from that, it's horrible.  

[hairnet]

thats not good how fast was the truck going

[oman5]

I want to drive it

[Jim Bell]

It has rear bumper mount rust on the dash clocks. A new record!

[hairnet]

Is this a thing now, 'doing a vulgalour'?  Does it need to be in the lexicon?

goig round to q and b to get some white spirit and service it but apart from that and a touch in stick wont be going any further than petrol and driving it

 

no pics cos its not chod sadly (unless we chop the tag from trigs )

[Mr Lobster]

Small victory at Tesco makes me happy.

 

Having a wander around this morning, bought a dvd which was on offer (Bait, looks fishy and murderous) which was priced at £5. 

 

Got home and noticed it said £9 on the receipt so as I had to go back to town later, went in to Tesco for reimbursement. And because it was their error and they do double the difference I got £8 back so I now have a £1 dvd to watch. 

 

Assistant did try to get out of it by telling me it should be £9 but I was having none of that so came out with four shiny £2s jingling in my pocket.

[mercrocker]

getting on over on those pub-stealing twats is a big win....

[darkfour]

If only a few premiership players took this young man's lead.

 

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1812431-redskins-alfred-morris-1991-mazda-626-called-bentley-gets-refurbished 

 

At least he resisted the chance to pimp it when he got it refurbed.

[Angrydicky]

That is excellent. The man has taste, and I never thought I'd say that about a footballer!