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4 hours ago, stuboy said:

Missus sister calls saying she has a flat tyre.. she not practical minded, missus says she would go and help her... ¹1 she trys to pump it up and checks for leaks... and that's when cut her hands on the exposed cords, so missus calls me and I talk her through it..

Missus comes home and I said what bout the other side... turns out it's exactly the same.. and yesterday she been up and down the motorway with her 2 daughters..

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Plenty* of tread tho. Missus seems to know what she's doing.

 

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4 minutes ago, Pat Earrings said:

what actually happened with it that ended up being a nightmare?

No outer sills, no floorpans - seatbelts weren't attached to anything, chassis rails lost integrity and bent when lowered onto an axle stand, no rear arches, tailgate was rotten, driver's door rotting from the inside, likely no inner sills, sunroof had rotted from the inside out, passenger door didn't lock/unlock on the key and the window didn't work, interior trim bits missing/damaged, filler and high build primer everywhere, dead distributor, seller stole a steering wheel from me, missing screws/clips everywhere... 

you get the idea. 

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22 minutes ago, Ghosty said:

No outer sills, no floorpans - seatbelts weren't attached to anything, chassis rails lost integrity and bent when lowered onto an axle stand, no rear arches, tailgate was rotten, driver's door rotting from the inside, likely no inner sills, sunroof had rotted from the inside out, passenger door didn't lock/unlock on the key and the window didn't work, interior trim bits missing/damaged, filler and high build primer everywhere, dead distributor, seller stole a steering wheel from me, missing screws/clips everywhere... 

you get the idea. 

You did look at it before you bought it right Max?

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9 hours ago, Ghosty said:

No outer sills, no floorpans - seatbelts weren't attached to anything, chassis rails lost integrity and bent when lowered onto an axle stand, no rear arches, tailgate was rotten, driver's door rotting from the inside, likely no inner sills, sunroof had rotted from the inside out, passenger door didn't lock/unlock on the key and the window didn't work, interior trim bits missing/damaged, filler and high build primer everywhere, dead distributor, seller stole a steering wheel from me, missing screws/clips everywhere... 

you get the idea. 

 

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8 minutes ago, Supernaut said:

Really?

Sounds like you glanced at it from 20 feet away rather than having an actual look at it.

It’s actually a good idea for a thread. I spent 20 minutes under a Mercedes 190 highlighting all the problems to myself, only to miss two fucking holes the size of my fist. 

No point either making someone feel stupid about it or Ghosty beating himself up. It’s all part of life’s rich tapestry.

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8 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said:

It’s actually a good idea for a thread. I spent 20 minutes under a Mercedes 190 highlighting all the problems to myself, only to miss two fucking holes the size of my fist. 

No point either making someone feel stupid about it or Ghosty beating himself up. It’s all part of life’s rich tapestry.

Aye, rose tinted glasses and dodgy MOTs can hide a lot.

Like the spaceship civic I bought last summer with a fortnight of MOT but a spotless MOT history.

The rear axle was held in by hopes and dreams rather than actual metal. The car looked good from above, though.

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Day 2 in Europe, day 3 of holidays. 

Tonight two nights in Prague and then onto Krakow. 

Reims is lovely. Classically French, home the coronation of French kings. Little or no French tat on the roads, Reims is a low emissions zone so it's probably killed off the last of the old XUD Peugeots driving here. 

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3 minutes ago, Spurious said:

Day 2 in Europe, day 3 of holidays. 

Tonight two nights in Prague and then onto Krakow. 

Reims is lovely. Classically French, home the coronation of French kings. Little or no French tat on the roads, Reims is a low emissions zone so it's probably killed off the last of the old XUD Peugeots driving here. 

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Quick dart past Strasbourg, into Germany and onto the effing fast Autobahns. Here's me doing 150km/h and there's still cars passing me like I'm sitting still. 

Lots of hyperaggressive Mercs and BMWs flashing everyone out of the way. So that 5 minutes down the road we can catch them again in the 80km/h roadwork zone. 

Quick pitstop in Stuttgart last night, darted into town just in time for a wine festival. Nice. Had to have a stein of local beverage however. Tasty. 

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Just now, Spurious said:

Quick dart past Strasbourg, into Germany and onto the effing fast Autobahns. Here's me doing 150km/h and there's still cars passing me like I'm sitting still. 

Lots of hyperaggressive Mercs and BMWs flashing everyone out of the way. So that 5 minutes down the road we can catch them again in the 80km/h roadwork zone. 

Quick pitstop in Stuttgart last night, darted into town just in time for a wine festival. Nice. Had to have a stein of local beverage however. Tasty. 

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And we are through Germany, almost. Not far from the Border with Czech. Onto Pilsen for tea and then Prague for two nights. 

Renault has performed flawlessly. Great comfort. Soaks up the miles. The little 1.5 donkey diesel is frugal as anything and geared low enough for sufficient pace on the Autobahn. 

Also. An indicated 70mpg. That's mostly motorway at 110km/h with Aircon and luggage. Mighty stuff. I've used a tank and a half since Oldham 🤣

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14 hours ago, Ghosty said:

No outer sills, no floorpans - seatbelts weren't attached to anything, chassis rails lost integrity and bent when lowered onto an axle stand, no rear arches, tailgate was rotten, driver's door rotting from the inside, likely no inner sills, sunroof had rotted from the inside out, passenger door didn't lock/unlock on the key and the window didn't work, interior trim bits missing/damaged, filler and high build primer everywhere, dead distributor, seller stole a steering wheel from me, missing screws/clips everywhere... 

you get the idea. 

But the glovebox was clean... perhaps?

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Day 4 of V70 ownership. 

Everything appears to work well despite its 337,000 miles and I'm getting better mpgs than the book says I should (and I live in hilly windy-road country) and I'm getting 48-52 mpg depending on the journey. 

I expect as I do more work towing the trailer on short hops and as the temp gets lower that will reduce the efficiency but I'm over the moon so far. 

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Put the good tyre on the back onto the front of the Focus yesterday. Both rear tyres are pretty skinny. Legal but only just.

Tried to get some part worns from my local scrappy but he had no 205/55/16 left. They're shutting up shop so not getting anymore. Other scrappy had some but at £20 each, I'm not sure if it's worth it. Tyre-shopper (national autocentre?) have ditch finders for £45 each fitted. Tempted to do that but didn't want to spend that much until it has a fresh MOT. That's 3 weeks away and I'm not sure I want to run skinny tyres for that long. Might just take a punt on new ditchfinders and that it'll pass it's next MOT without too much hassle.

Having a quick look around with the wheels off does appear to show that it's in reasonably decent condition. Boots not split and bushes don't look knackered. Pads and discs look new as well.
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Maybe I'll invest in some Autogreens (who?).

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Pair of air bags for £75 ordered, have good reviews and UK based company supplying them. Also ordered the pipe and filter from Aerosus for £24. I’ve decided even if the compressor is gone, it’s not the end of the world as it’s all very accessible and easy to get to. Hopefully be able to do it some  point next week. I probably will buy a new one if the old one is gone purely as there’s not too much of a difference, but a second hand OE will do just fine too.

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New Fiat was in for its annual service today (11900 miles and exactly 6,000 in the last 12 months to the week I’ve had it).  First time I’ve ever had a car serviced at a main dealer too ( just for the fiat warranty stamps ). No issues at all mentioned.  
Current trip is showing 49.7 mpg average which just about makes a 600 mile range on the tank.  I’ve also splashed out on a roof rack for it as Thule can’t guarantee the one I need for the flush rails. Last had some young lad who really didn’t know how to search the system, but today got someone who seemingly knew what buttons to press and a correct rack should be here Monday.

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