AnnoyingPentium Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 I present to you all... Genuine* high-quality* AUTOSHITE pens... Minimum order is... 250. Craig the Princess, dome, grogee and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 Just now, Mally said: 2 please. I'll see what they do as a lower order once I clear using the name with the staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 The other ones I've mocked up are these marvellous* brown and white AutoShite pens with the tagline/slogan as well. These are a sort of wraparound decal printing highly sophistimacated doowhacky thing. Craig the Princess, somewhatfoolish, Dick Longbridge and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 I was leaving to get a flight for work at 4.45am this morning and as I got in the car I heard a ripping noise from the arse department . RIP trousers Not what you want on the way to a flight at 5 am. At least they didnt rip getting onto the plane . Shite Ron, sdkrc, Dyslexic Viking and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob McGregor Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 13 hours ago, wuvvum said: Sounds like I'd fit right in. Except I don't wear a hat. Shit, I’m wearing a hat and have just eaten a biscuit. Jim Bell and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiesouwest Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 39 minutes ago, Mally said: Would @cobblers have had any knowledge of these. Hes a truck man, but quite versatile. I did ask a while ago. He doesn't have the test bed to run the cluster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic Viking Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 23 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: The other ones I've mocked up are these marvellous* brown and white AutoShite pens with the tagline/slogan as well. These are a sort of wraparound decal printing highly sophistimacated doowhacky thing. This actually looks good. And I do not know why but the combination of brown and orange makes me think of Fortschritt ZT320 / 323 tractors. AnnoyingPentium and warch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said: This actually looks good. And I do not know why but the combination of brown and orange makes me think of Fortschritt ZT320 / 323 tractors. Thanks! I was trying to find beige pens that weren't their "recyclable print in B&W" range but it seems there's no demand for beige pens on Vista Print. Maybe we could start a new market sector? 🤣 Dyslexic Viking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesacosa Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 38 minutes ago, cort16 said: I was leaving to get a flight for work at 4.45am this morning and as I got in the car I heard a ripping noise from the arse department . RIP trousers Not what you want on the way to a flight at 5 am. At least they didnt rip getting onto the plane . I had something similar happen once as I was stepping into a XJ6 X300 I was looking to purchase. Full on structural failure of the seams of my jeans grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shite Ron Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 44 minutes ago, cort16 said: I was leaving to get a flight for work at 4.45am this morning and as I got in the car I heard a ripping noise from the arse department . RIP trousers Not what you want on the way to a flight at 5 am. At least they didnt rip getting onto the plane . Good curry last night? Dyslexic Viking and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popsicle Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Cookiesouwest said: Today I paid someone 150 quid by PayPal and posted my MK4 Mondy instrument cluster to an address in Dorset. I'm really hoping I get it back. Preferably fixed. If it comes back all good then you will be able to inDorset. Saabnut and Cookiesouwest 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 Been sitting about wondering why I can keep smelling rubber everywhere I go. Sniffed the jumper, smells of rubber, realised I had left it in the boot of the car on the rubber boot mat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 2 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said: The other ones I've mocked up are these marvellous* brown and white AutoShite pens with the tagline/slogan as well. These are a sort of wraparound decal printing highly sophistimacated doowhacky thing. I think there's some mileage in this. I've seen other companies offering very cheap quotes for 250. But as you say Beige is a stumbling block. See if it passes management. I don't see 250 as a problem if the price is low enough to sell 10 at a time. If sales are poor, Roffle 50 AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 1 minute ago, Mally said: I think there's some mileage in this. I've seen other companies offering very cheap quotes for 250. But as you say Beige is a stumbling block. See if it passes management. I don't see 250 as a problem if the price is low enough to sell 10 at a time. If sales are poor, Roffle 50 Those pens in the quote are minimum order of 100, so about £54.00 to get a box worth. Will have to clear with AS Management and then household management (my Mum) since I doubt she'll want a billion pens hanging about the house when I've already tried to justify the laptops. 🤣 Craig the Princess 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: Those pens in the quote are minimum order of 100, so about £54.00 to get a box worth. Will have to clear with AS Management and then household management (my Mum) since I doubt she'll want a billion pens hanging about the house when I've already tried to justify the laptops. 🤣 Yes, it's the package and postage that's the problem, that's why I'm thinking sell 10 at a time maybe. Does your mum mind nipping to the Post Office every couple of days? I can maybe help* with the cost, as long as you don't order a billion. But I ain't having any of the hassle. 'My pen won't work'. There was only 9 in the pack', 'They delivered them next door, 'You promised them by Thursday, wheres my parcel? Be perfect for the Primary schoolteachers on here. Why does your pen say Autoshite? I'm going to tell my Mum. brownnova, Minimad5, loserone and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 Just now, Mally said: Does your mum mind nipping to the Post Office every couple of days? Aye that's fine, I do that anyway with buying and selling for eBay most of the time. 2 minutes ago, Mally said: 'My pen won't work'. There was only 9 in the pack', 'They delivered them next door, 'You promised them by Thursday, wheres my parcel? I'll need to work on my customer service to deal with that. I need to put some thought into this for a start. For that reason, it's maybe better to wait until I've got life stuff out of the way - so next month or even April would be a better time for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dome Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 3 hours ago, cort16 said: I was leaving to get a flight for work at 4.45am this morning and as I got in the car I heard a ripping noise from the arse department . RIP trousers Not what you want on the way to a flight at 5 am. At least they didnt rip getting onto the plane . Do you buy your trousers from the same place you buy your cars? cort16, HillmanImp, AnnoyingPentium and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said: I need to put some thought into this for a start. For that reason, it's maybe better to wait until I've got life stuff out of the way - so next month or even April would be a better time for me. Don't leave it too long. I'm 76 AnnoyingPentium, mercedade and NorthernMonkey 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownnova Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 The Elgrand saga rumbles on… so the fan belt snappage also whacked the camshaft position sensor. Which in turn has also broken the connector plug for the CPS. The garage has sourced the sensor, but can’t seem to source the plug. Nowhere seems to list a plug for the Elgrand specifically. So I’m wondering if one’s with the same engine code will work… In the meantime, the MoT is expiring this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 2 hours ago, brownnova said: The Elgrand saga rumbles on… so the fan belt snappage also whacked the camshaft position sensor. Which in turn has also broken the connector plug for the CPS. The garage has sourced the sensor, but can’t seem to source the plug. Nowhere seems to list a plug for the Elgrand specifically. So I’m wondering if one’s with the same engine code will work… In the meantime, the MoT is expiring this week. There's a fantastic facebook group called "Automotive connector identifying". Put a picture of the broken connector up and some vehicle details and someone will tell you exactly what it is. nomiST, Jim Bell, brownnova and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 12 hours ago, Cookiesouwest said: Today I paid someone 150 quid by PayPal and posted my MK4 Mondy instrument cluster to an address in Dorset. I'm really hoping I get it back. Preferably fixed. Hmm, not that far? Didn't @cobblers want your business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17-Coffees Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 After 2 years and 11 months having been made redundant from my job as a mechanic, tomorrow I start a new job as a mechanic...at the same place. They got in contact with me, and well...it's much better pay than I was on maintaining that stock is maintained for customers of a multi-billion pound business. (That sounds better than saying, stacking shelfs at the local Tesco) I'm somewhat a bag of nerves about it as I feel I recall nothing! 😬 Wish me luck tomorrow night! 😂 Jamie, LightBulbFun, mitsisigma01 and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-M Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 Reverted to night owl mode. 3am this morning and I've just spent the last hour learning about audio time alignment. It's because I'm one of those people who reads manuals when he buys something. I like to see if things can do cool stuff. This led to me sitting in the car at 3am measuring the distance from my ears to each speaker in the car. With a tape measure, a pen and paper, and some audiogeekery website with a magic calculator that works out how long sounds will take to get to my old cloth ears. It's literally to do with the speed of sound. Anyway, it turns out there's nearly a millisecond of delay between sounds from the left front speaker and the right front reaching my head. A millisecond isn't much in the grand scheme of things admittedly, but if you can delete that delay by adjusting the speaker timing to compensate then things mysteriously sound much better (to the listener whose ears are in the correct listening position). Anyway, it turns out the stereo in the car can do this voodoo, but it is hidden deep in menus nobody other than people like me ever look at. It works, too. Better than I expected it to. It isn't even a particularly modern or expensive unit. It's a £130 Alpine CDA-193BT job. As the car has a DAB aerial but no DAB radio I'm guessing they've taken the good stereo out and got this from Halfords or summat. This is what happens when you RTFM. cobblers, LightBulbFun, chaseracer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 It sounds much better for the driver, but very weird for the passengers. Fuckem! BorniteIdentity, AnnoyingPentium and Pete-M 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 I have a JVC stereo that can do that, I'll be honest I couldn't really hear the difference. Well, maybe? The thing I found made the biggest difference was the various EQ presets which put the Volvo Premium Sound System EQ controls to shame! It also has an overly complicated pivot system for the faceplate to allow you to adjust the angle of it, the same motors move it out of the way to allow you to eject CDs, unfortunately there seems to be a slipping belt or something so it needs a helping hand. I might put it in the Volvo for a bit, I had it in the C2 until I sold that, I could put it in the 205 but the location would be really awkward for ejecting CDs. AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Pirate Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 2022 Williams F1 car appears to be missing something: dozeydustman, OM646, AnnoyingPentium and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 4 hours ago, Pete-M said: Reverted to night owl mode. 3am this morning and I've just spent the last hour learning about audio time alignment. It's because I'm one of those people who reads manuals when he buys something. I like to see if things can do cool stuff. This led to me sitting in the car at 3am measuring the distance from my ears to each speaker in the car. With a tape measure, a pen and paper, and some audiogeekery website with a magic calculator that works out how long sounds will take to get to my old cloth ears. It's literally to do with the speed of sound. Anyway, it turns out there's nearly a millisecond of delay between sounds from the left front speaker and the right front reaching my head. A millisecond isn't much in the grand scheme of things admittedly, but if you can delete that delay by adjusting the speaker timing to compensate then things mysteriously sound much better (to the listener whose ears are in the correct listening position). Anyway, it turns out the stereo in the car can do this voodoo, but it is hidden deep in menus nobody other than people like me ever look at. It works, too. Better than I expected it to. It isn't even a particularly modern or expensive unit. It's a £130 Alpine CDA-193BT job. As the car has a DAB aerial but no DAB radio I'm guessing they've taken the good stereo out and got this from Halfords or summat. This is what happens when you RTFM. You could do this with my Kenwood. Also setting it up for size of speakers, length of car etc. Can't do it now, it's sitting in the wardrobe ready to go in another shite car. 😆 Pete-M 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: You could do this with my Kenwood. Also setting it up for size of speakers, length of car etc. Can't do it now, it's sitting in the wardrobe ready to go in another shite car. 😆 I think my JVC did all that too! I think it was actually quite expensive when it was new, it has a ridiculously high resolution screen for how old it is, unless you tell it not to it plays random greyscale videos* while it's on. Pete-M and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 29 minutes ago, reb said: I think my JVC did all that too! I think it was actually quite expensive when it was new, it has a ridiculously high resolution screen for how old it is, unless you tell it not to it plays random greyscale videos* while it's on. That's very cool! My Kenwood isn't too old, but I didn't pay that much for it since it was in a sale of some sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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