AS secret santa: THE BIG REVEAL!!

[fatharris]

Thank you ASanta! They'll be very much loved and appreciated.

 

Merry Christmas, Shiters!

 

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[catsinthewelder]

I think my secret Santa has been inside my Astra. Thank you whoever you are

 

[fordperv]

Secret santa is a legend, the AA keys gave me and mrs fp a massive chuckle

 

 

Thank you whoever it was

[Keymaster]

What a magnificent haul of tat! Thanks ASSS!

[Pillock]

This is astonishing, a NOS British Leyland writing pad and pen!

 

Whoever you are, I have no idea where you found this, but thank you

[Dick Cheeseburger]

So, I got a doorbell.

 

Oh, hang on, what's that inside?

 

It's not a doorbell - it's a powerbank! Cat mardy at the moment as he can smell the turkey, but can't get to it. He's probably jealous of my powerbank, too.

 

Cheers Shiteysanta!

[DeeJay]

Secret santa is a legend, the AA keys gave me and mrs fp a massive chuckle

 

 

Thank you whoever it was

 

That must the most appropriate gift ever.

If Carlsberg did Christmas gifts.....

[gm]

Classic cars colouring book ! thankyou Secret Santa - I shall nick my nephews felt tips when he isn't looking

 

 

[Stanky]

Thanks Secret Santa! Ace haul of prezzies and enjoying the cup of tea in the Duckhams mug (without whisky for now...) while I peruse the Rover literature currently!

 

[Slartibartfast]

There was some excitement at the post office, where they were quite sure that my parcel had already been collected. I gently insisted that it seemed unlikely. Eventually they looked in the back and called out "Slarti Bartfast? The House of Iffy Cars?" Yes that's the one. Turns out they mixed up the cards between my parcel and another that was the same house number but a completely different street.

 

I took possession of a quite prodigious sized box. Which sloshed.

 

Thank you very much Secret Santa, this will all come in very useful!

[scaryoldcortina]

 

Tea, biscuits, a mug and a book with a picture of a metro on it. Perfect!

 

Thanks ASSS!

[beko1987]

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Tea, biscuits, a mug and a book with a picture of a metro on it. Perfect!

 

Thanks ASSS!

That's The Crack Fox's book from pistonheads isn't it? The excerpts posted on his thread there were awesome

[holbeck]

That's The Crack Fox's book from pistonheads isn't it? The excerpts posted on his thread there were awesome

 

Yes. I quite fancy a copy myself.

[panhard65]

No pics today as I have left my camera in the workshop, but thank you secret santa for my Porsche keyring, autoshite dealer sticker and lovely ADO16 card

[holbeck]

Wow thanks secret santa.

 

Hang on??

Really??

 

At this point Mr H suggested that my secret santa had done me over, but no actually there was this:

 

This fine array of Gentlemen were on the back, Is this a clue to the Identity of secret Santa?

 

*also included a whistle to find me keyring which has been snaffled by my son already.

 

 

Thanks to my match and to Chaseracer for organising, and to Nyphur for thinking up this harmless bit of fun.

 

 

[Jerzy Woking]

Thanks Santa- an immaculate sales brochure for the Merc C-Class estate (if only the "Mingebag Mercedes" looked as good), a box of Toffiffe which I will eat playing DVLA registration checks from the 1988 Fast Lane magazine Santa sent me.

 

Great idea-some top Shiteing here.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

^ the photo on that mug, is that from when a bunch of forum members were held hostage in North Korea?

 

I got this superb and very bright LED Maglight, tied very nicely to the board with its Deutz logo. Thanks!

 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

One of these fine ornaments is my amazing gift

 

Don't know how long I'll get away with it staying there,mind.

I was joking when I said it felt like an alternator, but those hours of sorting the Lucas B90 exchanges as a 16 year old obviously gave me an amazing ability to identify them by weight alone.

You can't see much detail in this dodgy iPad photo but it's actually a cutaway version of a genuine Lucas alternator. It came witha laminated diagram that is annotated as an education aid, I will thrill my family after lunch with all the details.

 

Thanks Secret Santa, Chaseracer and all involved in setting this up.

[Jams]

No picks but I got a lovely mag and a simca key ring!!

 

Thank you secret Santa

[Dave_Q]

Here's mine, a set of Sherpa coope cufflinks.

 

 

Thanks very much shite santa and the organisers, merry Christmas one and all.

[taxi paul]

Top presents. I missed out this year by not being in. Looks like everyone will have a job aiming higher next year. I have twelve months of boot sales in which to acquire a suitable gift.

[mercrocker]

I got a brochure..... One I haven't got!  

 

Full of proper cars with people wearing proper clothes.   Superb.

 

 

 

 

 

Luckily I still have room in my  70s/80s brochure cupboard.... 

 

   

 

 

Also, I received another gift which was extremely cannily wrapped.  Several times.  Each layer sprinkled with little silver stars.   I think there are still some in the bed!   Excellent!   

  

 

 

 

By a stroke of good fortune my Top Trumps drawer has some room as well...

 

  

 

 

Many thanks to Secret Santa, excellent choices! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bren]

Autoshite T shirt - the pinnacle of fashion. Bollocks to superdry.

 

Just need to lose the bitch tits - and wait for the women to come running....

[M'coli]

Someone knows me too well! An engraved tankard, that's currently empty (I'm not yet on the beer - wine, gin, and out-of-date Bucks Fizz (although Cheryl Baker will never be out-of-date) at the moment. Ta!

[fordperv]

This thread is full of fantastic thoughtful presents, people involved should be proud of themselves

[Wack]

I got the best end of this deal, a Ferrari ready to rally, an ambulance for when it goes wrong with a brochure to read on the way to hospital plus a bus to bring the visitors and a car only a doctor who knew what he was doing would drive.

[Sloth in a bowl]

Thank you to my secret Santa. Top tools that will be in action soon.

 

[Brodders]

I resisted the urge to open my present up until the big day

 

 

When I first saw the egg I thought it was the signature of a certain Mondeo loving shitter from Kent, however the very tasty contents of the "Wee Sweetie Shop" bag make me believe that it was member from the north of the boarder who had me. Whomever it was, thank you. I will be looking forward to trouncing my family at the retro top trumps tomorrow (don't know what the story behind the egg is though).

[Christine]

Mending a burst radiator ?

[DeeJay]

Put it in your tank, you've topped up with Shell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat, again.