HMC Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 My attempt at living a shite free life has failed. Trawling e bay/ gumtree again etc but I thought I'd put out a wanted ad here. I've been browsing the for sale threads, but is there anything your thinking of moving on and would like to keep in the fold and have a hassle free sale? I'd consider anything but something fundamentally ok with a bit of MOT would be great. There is a bit of a strange condition- unusually I'm free this Wednesday and rarely at all other times- so being able to collect during the day this Wednesday would be perfect. GoGently, Coprolalia and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 I think PBK has a number of candidates...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Jimmy Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Thinking of moving my Volvo on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucketeer Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 How about the Moog Vel Satis Matteo? It's not old but it's defo chod, and it would fit perfectly into your burgeoning waftoluxbarge fleet. It comes with the Bucketeer 1,000 mile road test five star seal of approval. I could even deliver it to you.If that's not luxywaftbarge enough for you, I'll have a sumptuous Citroen AX soon that you can borrow whenever you want to sate any wandering chodlust without splaffing any real life cash money. robinmasters, Cavcraft, RobT and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 How about the Moog Vel Satis Matteo? It's not old but it's defo chod, and it would fit perfectly into your burgeoning waftoluxbarge fleet. It comes with the Bucketeer 1,000 mile road test five star seal of approval. I could even deliver it to you.If that's not luxywaftbarge enough for you, I'll have a sumptuous Citroen AX soon that you can borrow whenever you want to sate any wandering chodlust without splaffing any real life cash money.Man makes sense and it definitely wouldnt cost too much Would even MOT it for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 PT Cruiser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Do you need some Bling in your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted October 10, 2017 Author Share Posted October 10, 2017 Many thanks for all the offers I have recieved. In the end I decided to turn it into a quest to find the most useful car for the least money with the longest mot. I came to realise a lot of interesting older stuff is simply worth more than the pittance I wanted to pay. The goal posts shift over time and it's interesting to have trawled through the very bottom of the current used car market. I came to the conclusion a ratty petrol mk3 mondeo would fit the bill well enough, and a grotty, battered 1.8 estate in a non colour with 11 months test is what I plumped for.... Collection tomorrow! adw1977, Cleon-Fonte, nacho man and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 £160 with 11mths mot......jeezus Lacquer Peel and Aston Martin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Holy shit - it’s completely awful but for that price it’s fucking insane value Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandamonium Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 I hate Fords and even I agree that is a good buy. stephen01, Talbot and cpjitservices 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Do not wash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 MEGAVALUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw1977 Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Bargain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpjitservices Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Good buy! My wife has the estate version, very comfy and easy to drive car. Plenty practical and plenty of of room. Just dont buy one with a 2.0 TDCI engine in, 1.8 pez is probs best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Just dont buy one with a 2.0 TDCI engine in, V6 is probs best. FTFY. Only had my V6 manual a month and still in love with it. Junkman, cpjitservices and CreepingJesus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Just dont buy one with a 2.0 TDCI engine in,Wish I'd known that about 9 months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Most 2.0TDCis can be nursed along for 6-12 months and you can pick them up for not much money. If you can get 12k out of it in that time you're then into the realms of free motoring. £160 for an 11-month MOTed example, notwithstanding the 1.8ness of the engine, is ludicrous. cpjitservices 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeEP Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Slightly surprised at the lack of love for the 2.0TDCi. A farmer friend (with typically frugal farmer tendencies) has just conceded it's not worth replacing an injector on his, but only after around 300,000 miles of being used as a general purpose hack. In fact he liked it so much he's replaced with another; same age but much lower mileage and this time in estate flavour rather than hatchback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Bargain. I know its a cheap old car but as a seller i would at least have chucked two buckets (wrongun) of water over it before the photos. Just mot check it and it has a clean mot. Failed first at the same garage so it looks to have had some work done. Cant go wrong for the price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share Posted October 13, 2017 Overall I was pretty happy with this mondeo. It drives really well, but tends to sort of go flat and run out of breath at over 3k revs. On a hunch I decided to remove the intake manifold to see what was left of the swirl flaps..... Hmmm! So the metal rod had broken, 2 flaps broken off and missing in action, one wedged/ melted into an intake port and the final one wedged closed over the intake port inlet! Somehow despite having eaten some of its intake system some while back it was still running. I presume basically having 25% restriction on the intake was the issue of it running out of breath over 3k revs? theshadow, Yoss, Junkman and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Not sure if that's a disaster or one lucky save? Is there any damage down and in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share Posted October 13, 2017 Me neither! I mean it runs really well, it just goes a bit flat when you open it up a bit. I wasn't expecting what I found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Take them out and araldite the holes up or swap for a later one 2003 onwards. strangeangel and tooSavvy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardthestag Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 what exactly do the swirl flaps do? or supposed to do? Work chum had issues with one of these a decade ago ish and a chunk of the metal rod ended up in the cylinder and was mashing around.. Fucked the bore up iirc. I would think no harm would come of removing the lot, fix that split at the bottom of the #4 intake, remove rods and flaps, duct tape over the rod holes or areldite the holes up prob find that poor running over 3k is down to weak mixture due to holes and splits in intake. ^^ here ya go HMC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Take them out and araldite the holes up or swap for a later one 2003 onwards..... hmm... Testing Adhesive 'in the real world'. Could be a thing, on here Get It Bortt TS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 The holes the spindles sit in I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 what exactly do the swirl flaps do? or supposed to do? Get this: what they are for is to promote swirl. What that means is basically the level of turbulence in the mixture as it enters the combustion chamber, the swirlier it is the better mixed it is which is GR12 for emissions. I presume a man with a big computer does some gas flow analysis and determines the optimum opening size for the inlet to swirl things up a treat (primarily at the points on the emission test cycle lol) and you fit a flap and bingo you pass emissions. Generally people do not report any change in power or drivability from ditching them, but around 0.0001 kittens will die per kilometer driven as a result of the increased CO emissions. Fabergé Greggs, bolognasal spray, RobT and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 £160 with 11mths mot......jeezus I know, he was robbed blind Twiggy, andy18s, RobT and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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