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jeezus wept..i bought a relatively rotten MK1 off the Island of Tirree in 1992 with 30k on the clock..woz a rotter but i only paid 200 quid..i had new subframes and floorpans put on it..but then abandoned it cos i had to go back to Germany..me Mum sold it for 80 quid...which got me mad..

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C97643/

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Heres an early dangly-mirror sierra, with some extremely poor barry mods - smoked lights, ill-fitting secondhand bodykit, inappropriate numberplates etc

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-FORD-SIERRA-TAX-MOT_W0QQitemZ160342574773

What, you mean your not going to buy it and go KROOZIN round Peterborough of an evening?? Oh and then obv doing some online bragging

 

YER M8 GOT MI SIERRA UP 2 150 DOWN FRANK PERKINZ PARKWAY, WELL MAD DUN A PORSH AN A M3 OF DA ROWNDABOT INIT, DRIFTN RWD MAD. WICKED BLUD BRAP BRAP BRAP (etc).

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-FORD-FIESTA- ... 0342429545

ther is a hole in the rear exhaust box due to someone wielding a bracket on it.

 

It has alloy wheels tyers are ok may need springer sisters if you keep these wheeles on it as they are quite wide and touch the arches when going over bumps

I can't see how a pair of spaniel bitches will help
:lol::lol::lol::lol: What a fucking tool! :lol:
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SINGER-VOGUE-SILV ... mobiles_UK?

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This might be a good car but the advert looks like the meerkat from compare the market.com adverts has written it :o

SINGER-VOGER 1965 WELL WOT;CAN SAY SHE A SUPERB CAR A RE,BUILTENGINE 2 WEEKS AGO 1725cc,NEW BRAKEPADS AND PIPES,NEW TRARKRODENDS,NEW SHOCKS,EC EC,GOOD CHROME,LOTS O BILLS AND OLD MOTS RUNS ANDS DRIVES OK,ITS AS GOOD AS IT LOOOKS,IN PIC HAVE ALOOK,;GOOD;ALL MOT WORK DUN,EVERYTHING WORKS OK,THE ;BAD;THATS,FOR ME,PUT ENGINE,BACK IN WEN FOR DRIVE,ALL OK.BOOK IN FOR MOT ONEY,TO FINE WATE LEKING FROM UNDER CAR ,AND YES ITS LEKING,FROM,CORPLUG,AT BACK OF FLYWEEL,I CAN NOT DO THE WORK AS I JUST COME OUT OF HOSPITAL,JUST HAD OP ON SHOOLDER

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Preston Borough council had a few of those "Ants" doing litter duty and paving slab removal duty back in the 70's / 80's. They were mostly yellow - which I always thought was odd as the PBC colours were Blue / Cream, but all the street maintainance stuff was yellow.They also had quite a few of those thoroughtly Tattacular hand operated / pulled battery powered rubish carts - like a big skip on wheels with a handle but powered by batteries like a milk float, bloke walked along, pulled handle and skip followed him, but under its own steam (am i making sense or just rambling here?)@ Hirst - that banner is Ok, but not as funny as the Mike Brewer one.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SINGER-VOGUE-SILVER_W0QQitemZ250446283019QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?

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This might be a good car but the advert looks like the meerkat from compare the market.com adverts has written it :o

SINGER-VOGER 1965 WELL WOT;CAN SAY SHE A SUPERB CAR A RE,BUILTENGINE 2 WEEKS AGO 1725cc,NEW BRAKEPADS AND PIPES,NEW TRARKRODENDS,NEW SHOCKS,EC EC,GOOD CHROME,LOTS O BILLS AND OLD MOTS RUNS ANDS DRIVES OK,ITS AS GOOD AS IT LOOOKS,IN PIC HAVE ALOOK,;GOOD;ALL MOT WORK DUN,EVERYTHING WORKS OK,THE ;BAD;THATS,FOR ME,PUT ENGINE,BACK IN WEN FOR DRIVE,ALL OK.BOOK IN FOR MOT ONEY,TO FINE WATE LEKING FROM UNDER CAR ,AND YES ITS LEKING,FROM,CORPLUG,AT BACK OF FLYWEEL,I CAN NOT DO THE WORK AS I JUST COME OUT OF HOSPITAL,JUST HAD OP ON SHOOLDER

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PMSL :lol::lol:

 

Boss wants to know what I'm laughing at, good job I'm on my lunch.

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