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'10,000 mile' celica XT coupe:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250434968841

 

Somehow I just struggle to believe that this car has only done 10k.

 

engine is fitted with a full( piper cam,) and mahle pistions

back in its day this car would pull an easy 135mph!! this engine has been highly modified internally and i can see it pulling 150 no problem

 

YEAH RIGHT, those old SOHC R-engies are real fliers, are they not the same as in a Space cruiser? all of 100bhp from 2 litres.

 

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Mmm, looks like a 150mph car that.

It's got full recipes, mind. Recipe for disaster more like.

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i just happened to ask the celica seller a little Q about its top speed,this is the answer !always got to be some sarcastic fecker on this site,well most probly being the car is from the 80s it is most likely the ACID I TOOK,now go away and multiply with your self.i have bared you from bidding on this item for your shear arugance.maybe we could all ask him a bit more info on it!

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'10,000 mile' celica XT coupe:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250434968841

 

Somehow I just struggle to believe that this car has only done 10k.

 

engine is fitted with a full( piper cam,) and mahle pistions

back in its day this car would pull an easy 135mph!! this engine has been highly modified internally and i can see it pulling 150 no problem

 

YEAH RIGHT, those old SOHC R-engies are real fliers, are they not the same as in a Space cruiser? all of 100bhp from 2 litres.

 

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Mmm, looks like a 150mph car that.

It's got full recipes, mind. Recipe for disaster more like.

150? O RLY

 

I had one of those celicas.. jellybarge springs to mind..

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pass,but when i worked with the local lancia dealer,we couldn't quite believe the transporter arriving with 2 of these on it and the remainder were kia prides complete with whitewalls,i dont think fiat took too kindly to it,3 months later we had tempras beside the dedras in the showroom.

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That's a fleet and a half though isn't it? Range Rover, Ferrari 328, SC430, Bentley Arnage and Sao Penza. Boyie88 is a sound bloke though - I bought my CX GTI Turbo off him, he's got quite a collection of old motors (or did have), including a load of '60s and '70s Mercs in various states of dilapidation.

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Cosworth Granada 2.9 V6 Powered Mk2 Tranny

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PERFORMANCE - I DROVE HER WITH A BIT OF HEAVY TOE FROM MY YARD TO MY HOUSE AND SCARED MYSELF SENSELESS PULLING OUT OF A JUNCTION,I OWN A BENTLEY GT ,A PORSCHE CAYENNE PLUS A NEW ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM,WE ARE TALKING CARS HERE WITH OVER 6.0 LITRE ENGINES AND THE LEAST POWERFUL IS THE PORSCHE AT 450 BHP AND THE MOST POWERFUL IS THE BENTLEY AT 555BHP AND THIS TRANSIT MADE ME SCREAM,YOU CAN FEEL THE POWER IN THE SEAT OF YOUR BACK SIDE ,I CHANGED INTO SECOND GEAR QUICK AND IT JUST SPAN THE TYRES , I BOTTLED IT IN THIRD BUT I WOULD SAY IT WOULD STILL SPIN THE TYRES ,NO TRACTION CONTROL AND A LIVE REAR AXLE EQUALS FUN !!

Don't believe you, And what's going on with the 4 Exaust pipes coming out the back?!

 

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That is quality shit! What's the story on these? Why would a Mazda dealer be selling a Sao when they was still selling the 323?

Mazda had moved on to the next generation 323's (and 121) and sold the Sao Penza and Kia Pride alongside in a few dealers I believe.That one looks pretty good for the money.
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That is quality shit! What's the story on these? Why would a Mazda dealer be selling a Sao when they was still selling the 323?

Mazda had moved on to the next generation 323's (and 121) and sold the Sao Penza and Kia Pride alongside in a few dealers I believe.That one looks pretty good for the money.
323 was also badged (made under liscence?) as a Holden Barina in Australia. This was the model before what we know as the Corsa.
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PACKED FULL OF EXTRAS AS IN ELEC WINDOWS,MIRRORS,SUNROOF,DRIVERS SEAT,ALSO TRACTION CONTROL,AIR CON,ADJUSTABLE STEERING WHEEL,POWER STEERING,CENTRAL LOCKING,CRUISE CONTROL,RADIO CASSETTE WITH CD PLAYER,LEATHER SEATS

Luxury indeed! One day I aspire to owning a car with a drivers seat :roll:

 

Despite the advert and the condition I still like it :)

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2-door escort 1300 GT for 700 euros!

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/52768327.htm?ca=12_s

What, cos the tyres are soft and its a bit green? Or is it that little bit of rust in front of the bootlid :lol:

 

I'd get all over that Mr B, kick the windows out, cover it in red oxide then advertise it for £30k seems to be the way to drum up interest in a ratty old mk1 shell.

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