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That custard Escort is FRICKING AWESOME. I remember my dad bringing home a brand-spanker Mk2 in 1980 or so... it wasn't our but had been purlioned (christ knows where from) for our family holiday to Devon, and he then set about it with a big drill to fit kiddie restraints. seeing that one has brought it all back!

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Now this is seriously amazing. Its painful to think about the inevitable fate awaiting this car. If I had won the lottery i'd bid a million on it just to prevent it from happening.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Escort-MK2-MK-2-Door-Ideal-Rally-Car-Gp4-Race-etc_W0QQitemZ370193928980

 

LOOK AT THAT!!!!!

 

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Surely the best remaining outside of a museum.

That's amazing. I so want to pootle about in a mint povvo Mk2 Escort fending off the drooling hordes. Mind, you'd need some serious security devices fitting to it.

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JOB LOT OF OLD CARS , SCRAP OR SPAIRS REPAIRS http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/JOB-LOT-OF-OLD-CA ... 240%3A1318

i have lots of old cars setting on my farm over the years its time for them to go nowsold as job lot onlyyou are bidding for a job lot of old cars no mots for scrap , spairs or repairs 1. 94L ford mondeo 1.8 16v runner2. 95M ford mondeo 1.8 16v runner3. 96N ford mondeo 1.8TD excellent car runner4. 96N vauxhall astra sport 1.8 16v .some parts sold5. 96N volvo 440 6. 94L ford escort estate 1.3ohv excellent car 7. 94L peugeot 205 1.1 nice car good runner 8. peugeot 405 1.9td estate 1994 L drives well9. 1991H saab 9000 only 79,000miles with mot 10. 1994L ford fiesta 1.3 runner 11. 1991H bmw 316 runner 12. 1998 R ford fiesta 1.25 16v no keys or v5 13. 1999S vauxhall astra 2.0dti 16v needs bonnet and bumper 14. 1998 R ford fiesta van 1.8 diesel van excellent runner 15. 1994L toyota liteace van 2.0 diesel no gearbox excellent bodywork16. 1995M vauxhall jeep 4wd lwb 2.3td nice jeep 17. 1991H ford p100 diesel non runner 18. 1994L ford p100 1.8td good runner 19. citroen xm 1995M 2.1 td excellent car good runner 20. mk2 vw golf rolling shell 5 door 1991H

Would love to see a pic of this place :shock: Is this one of you lot !!!!!!
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JOB LOT OF OLD CARS , SCRAP OR SPAIRS REPAIRS http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/JOB-LOT-OF-OLD-CA ... 240%3A1318

i have lots of old cars setting on my farm over the years its time for them to go nowsold as job lot onlyyou are bidding for a job lot of old cars no mots for scrap , spairs or repairs 1. 94L ford mondeo 1.8 16v runner2. 95M ford mondeo 1.8 16v runner3. 96N ford mondeo 1.8TD excellent car runner4. 96N vauxhall astra sport 1.8 16v .some parts sold5. 96N volvo 440 6. 94L ford escort estate 1.3ohv excellent car 7. 94L peugeot 205 1.1 nice car good runner 8. peugeot 405 1.9td estate 1994 L drives well9. 1991H saab 9000 only 79,000miles with mot 10. 1994L ford fiesta 1.3 runner 11. 1991H bmw 316 runner 12. 1998 R ford fiesta 1.25 16v no keys or v5 13. 1999S vauxhall astra 2.0dti 16v needs bonnet and bumper 14. 1998 R ford fiesta van 1.8 diesel van excellent runner 15. 1994L toyota liteace van 2.0 diesel no gearbox excellent bodywork16. 1995M vauxhall jeep 4wd lwb 2.3td nice jeep 17. 1991H ford p100 diesel non runner 18. 1994L ford p100 1.8td good runner 19. citroen xm 1995M 2.1 td excellent car good runner 20. mk2 vw golf rolling shell 5 door 1991H

Would love to see a pic of this place :shock: Is this one of you lot !!!!!!
What an interesting selection of cars eligible for the scrappage scheme. With a little careful advertising and glossing over the truth you could shift that lot to a load of unsuspecting numpties :twisted:
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JOB LOT OF OLD CARS , SCRAP OR SPAIRS REPAIRS http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/JOB-LOT-OF-OLD-CA ... 240%3A1318

i have lots of old cars setting on my farm over the years its time for them to go nowsold as job lot onlyyou are bidding for a job lot of old cars no mots for scrap , spairs or repairs 1. 94L ford mondeo 1.8 16v runner2. 95M ford mondeo 1.8 16v runner3. 96N ford mondeo 1.8TD excellent car runner4. 96N vauxhall astra sport 1.8 16v .some parts sold5. 96N volvo 440 6. 94L ford escort estate 1.3ohv excellent car 7. 94L peugeot 205 1.1 nice car good runner 8. peugeot 405 1.9td estate 1994 L drives well9. 1991H saab 9000 only 79,000miles with mot 10. 1994L ford fiesta 1.3 runner 11. 1991H bmw 316 runner 12. 1998 R ford fiesta 1.25 16v no keys or v5 13. 1999S vauxhall astra 2.0dti 16v needs bonnet and bumper 14. 1998 R ford fiesta van 1.8 diesel van excellent runner 15. 1994L toyota liteace van 2.0 diesel no gearbox excellent bodywork16. 1995M vauxhall jeep 4wd lwb 2.3td nice jeep 17. 1991H ford p100 diesel non runner 18. 1994L ford p100 1.8td good runner 19. citroen xm 1995M 2.1 td excellent car good runner 20. mk2 vw golf rolling shell 5 door 1991H

I wouldnt mind his P100 trucks!
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A few years ago someone was selling this lot on the bay. I formatted it and saved it for some reason! What a collection of shite!!!

1980 cortina mk5 2,0 ghia, good runner and condition, minor work to put on road,,£1991977,cortina mk4 2,0 GL saloon,good runner ,pretty good throughout,,£1491977 cortina 1.6 estate,,runs sweet, needs rear arches and bits,,,£149cortina mk3 crayford "kit",fancy turning your 2dr mk3 into a crayford,,1970,cortina convertable tax exempt v5,etc,complete crayford open roof section,from screen to boot lid,,crayford soft top inc rear window, & hood frame,complete,£750vauxhall victor 101, 1965, runs well, needs minor bodywork,,£299vauxhall viva hc,2dr, 1977,1 owner, low miles, runs superb, easy project £149viva hc 4dr for spares,,rotten but loads of useful bits,,,£65rover sd1, runs/drives great, needs bodywork, 1986,2300 manual,,£99triumph dolomite 1300,runs well,,immaculate interior,body not bad,, 1977,£99mini 1000, 1988, not as pic, now rubbed down ready for respray,all solid, new subframe, runs well,,£375riley elf/wolsley hornet, 1963,fully,welded, solid, ,85% complete,no doors, £375moriss marina/ital pick up, 1983,,very good example,, when was last time you saw 1,,,£7501972 tax exempt beetle rolling shell, no engine, rotten as a carrot,,, price of a years tax,£175rover 216 vitesse, 1986, these are gonna be collectable soon, (they said it about allegros ,remember),slight welding and bits & bobs for mot,but drives well & very tidy overall,,still taxed and tested till end of august so can be driven home,,£149

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What an utter fuckwitt.

 

I AM STARTING THIS CAR OFF AT 99P WITH NO RESERVE.

 

IF IT DOESNT REACH A REASONABLE PRICE I SHALL TRADE IT IN WITH THE NEW SCRAPPAGE SCHEME

then, in the Q+A section:

 

very good service history up to when i bought it six months ago

Yeah mate, suppose you're hoping to trade it in for something five or six years old as well? TOSSER :lol:
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That carinas shite and possibly shagged

"THE AA IN THEIR WISDOM TOLD HIM HEADGASKET GONE.

I FOUND EXPANSION BOTTLE OVERFILLED - NOW CORRECTED."

Do the AA get it wrong that easily?

 

PAYPAL 4% EXTRA

Isnt that againt ebay rules :lol:

 

Started at £250

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