trigger Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 HUMBER SCEPTRE £900 but Crap pictures mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 MAZDA 818 I can't remember ever seeing one of these before, Bet it ends up in Ireland though like most these old jap cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 12k MG METRO Is it wrong to say this Metro gives me the horn?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 12k MG METRO Is it wrong to say this Metro gives me the horn?!Not at all. That is an extremely sexy little minx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Mini the Metro, not Minnie the Minx Anyway here's another mini-organ-donor in much shitier condition:http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-AUSTIN-METRO ... 0412107812 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Boo Hoo! etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 12k MG METRO Is it wrong to say this Metro gives me the horn?!Used to really love these when they came out - I was learning to drive at the time. Even nicer with the pepperpot alloys, and in silver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Look at this tin of shit. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-BLACK-HONDA-CIVIC-CRX-TRACK-DAY-PROJECT-CAR_W0QQitemZ140316988125 FAT N NIPPY NUMBER PLATEWhat????!!! Originally this car was prepared for a track dayI have changed the lexus style rear lights as wellIt has been lowered by 40mmSome great mods there which will undoubtedly help it get round a track quicker. WHAT A SHITTER! Why isnt the government crushing this sort of thing if it wants to do us all a favour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I love this guy, quite a famous Nova too: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-NOVA-SALOON-2-0-SRI-GSI-GTE-RAT-LOOK-NOT-CHAV_W0QQitemZ220403399980 THE BONNET IS RUSTY AND THIS IS THE WHIP THAT STARTED THIS TREND, I AINT SAYING IT WAS THE FIRST BUT HOW MANY RIDES DID YOU SEE BACK IN 2006 WITH THIS HUH ? PAINT IS 2 PACK SATIN NOT DONE BY HALFORDS RATTLE CANS! THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE SH!T BUT IS MECHANICALLY SOUND AND GOES LIKE STINK, MAKES A RACKET AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU LIKE SCUM WHEN YOU DRIVE ITUSUAL EBAY RULES APPLY, AND NO I DONT WANT TO PART EX IT, SWAP IT FOR A SCOOTER, WAIT FOR YOU TO SELL YOUR POKEMON CARDS TO PAY FOR IT AND I WONT TAKE £500 FOR IT, COME ON DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS A F REG I.6 NISSAN SUNNY. NO BS TXT MESAGIZ ASKIN IF IT WUD B COOL 2 GIV U A BLAZE LIKE INNIT ! Quality man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 LOLz, look at this. He's fitted what I thik is called a 'MIDNIGHT STREET COCKSUCKER' model of overgrown fibreglass bumper. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-MAZDA-323-GLXI-ABS-WHITE_W0QQitemZ170324709743 I also like how this guy has paid extra for the 'large pictures' option on his listing, but because his photos are shit camera phone jobs, when you click it you get the same size pic but with a bigger frame round it. i have been working on upgrading the car, and have spent in excess of 300 pounds on bits for it.. Its just had brand new front brake pads, a brand new front headlight bulb, a new rear exhaust extension (makes the car sound beefy)A NEW HEADLAMP BULB!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!11!1!12121!!"!!!!"!213421 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I'd love to see the wind tunnel results for one of those stupid bumpers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I feel a bit sick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I love this guy, quite a famous Nova too: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-NOVA-SALOON-2-0-SRI-GSI-GTE-RAT-LOOK-NOT-CHAV_W0QQitemZ220403399980 THE BONNET IS RUSTY AND THIS IS THE WHIP THAT STARTED THIS TREND, I AINT SAYING IT WAS THE FIRST BUT HOW MANY RIDES DID YOU SEE BACK IN 2006 WITH THIS HUH ? PAINT IS 2 PACK SATIN NOT DONE BY HALFORDS RATTLE CANS! THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE SH!T BUT IS MECHANICALLY SOUND AND GOES LIKE STINK, MAKES A RACKET AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU LIKE SCUM WHEN YOU DRIVE ITUSUAL EBAY RULES APPLY, AND NO I DONT WANT TO PART EX IT, SWAP IT FOR A SCOOTER, WAIT FOR YOU TO SELL YOUR POKEMON CARDS TO PAY FOR IT AND I WONT TAKE £500 FOR IT, COME ON DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS A F REG I.6 NISSAN SUNNY. NO BS TXT MESAGIZ ASKIN IF IT WUD B COOL 2 GIV U A BLAZE LIKE INNIT ! Quality man.It looks like it's a CAT B under bonnet fire write off to me, I still don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 MAZDA 818 I can't remember ever seeing one of these before, Bet it ends up in Ireland though like most these old jap cars.Nice, looks like a shrunken Ford Cortina from the rear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXrescuer Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I love this guy, quite a famous Nova too: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-NOVA-SALOON-2-0-SRI-GSI-GTE-RAT-LOOK-NOT-CHAV_W0QQitemZ220403399980 THE BONNET IS RUSTY AND THIS IS THE WHIP THAT STARTED THIS TREND, I AINT SAYING IT WAS THE FIRST BUT HOW MANY RIDES DID YOU SEE BACK IN 2006 WITH THIS HUH ? PAINT IS 2 PACK SATIN NOT DONE BY HALFORDS RATTLE CANS! THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE SH!T BUT IS MECHANICALLY SOUND AND GOES LIKE STINK, MAKES A RACKET AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU LIKE SCUM WHEN YOU DRIVE ITUSUAL EBAY RULES APPLY, AND NO I DONT WANT TO PART EX IT, SWAP IT FOR A SCOOTER, WAIT FOR YOU TO SELL YOUR POKEMON CARDS TO PAY FOR IT AND I WONT TAKE £500 FOR IT, COME ON DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS A F REG I.6 NISSAN SUNNY. NO BS TXT MESAGIZ ASKIN IF IT WUD B COOL 2 GIV U A BLAZE LIKE INNIT ! Quality man.It looks like it's a CAT B under bonnet fire write off to me, I still don't get it "THE CAR IS WELL KNOWN AND WAS BUILT IN 2006 FROM A VERY CLEAN STOCK LOOKING SALOON" Makes you even more of knob than I first thought then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 TALKING OF GIANT THROBBING BELLENDS needs a bit of love to you young men this wood look good with some bad boy wheels and a body kit sorry to the older man who wood like it just the way it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 He drink a whisk' He drink a vodk' He drink a laag' He drink a cide innit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RELIANT-ANADOL-COUPE-PROJECT-OR-SPARES_W0QQitemZ110382359279 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55bloke Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 More evidence of Reliant's association with Ford there- the Scimitar had Ford engines, and a Ford Consul Capri windshield, and the Anadol there has Mk 1 Cortina front-door window surrounds, and I dare say a lot more besides under the skin! Must be pretty rare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Lovely! A bit too much for me at £750 for a project though. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Alfa-Romeo-Alfetta-I-1985-Grey-RARE-True-Alfa_W0QQitemZ130302659379 I am sure it would drive me mental if I tried to get it sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 OH NO, MY KEGS!!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-MONTEGO-2-OHL-1984-12MTHS-MOT-TAXED-SEPT-2009_W0QQitemZ250413613180 Metric wheels and everything! BEAUTIFUL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Cameron in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" had one of those which would not start, not bad considering it would have been nearly new at the time.Alfetta that is, not a Montego. That'd just be stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ROVER-METRO-CLUBMAN_W0QQitemZ200335626405 I PURCHASED THIS CAR PRIVATELY FROM A NEIGHBOUR 4 WEEKS AGO FOR MY DAUGHTER TO DRIVE. UNFORTUNATELY, AS I DID NOT TELL HER THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE POWER STEERING AND ELECTRIC WINDOWS SHE HAS REFUSED TO DRIVE IT What an ungrateful little witch. I suggest kicking her out the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredTransit Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ROVER-METRO-CLUBMAN_W0QQitemZ200335626405 I PURCHASED THIS CAR PRIVATELY FROM A NEIGHBOUR 4 WEEKS AGO FOR MY DAUGHTER TO DRIVE. UNFORTUNATELY, AS I DID NOT TELL HER THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE POWER STEERING AND ELECTRIC WINDOWS SHE HAS REFUSED TO DRIVE IT What an ungrateful little witch. I suggest kicking her out the house.An ungrateful feeble little witch actually. How hard can it be to turn a feckin metro FFS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
155V6 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ROVER-METRO-CLUBMAN_W0QQitemZ200335626405 I PURCHASED THIS CAR PRIVATELY FROM A NEIGHBOUR 4 WEEKS AGO FOR MY DAUGHTER TO DRIVE. UNFORTUNATELY, AS I DID NOT TELL HER THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE POWER STEERING AND ELECTRIC WINDOWS SHE HAS REFUSED TO DRIVE IT What an ungrateful little witch. I suggest kicking her out the house.When I had my GTi a couple of years ago,the lack of PAS was one of the things I liked best about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratdat Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Pah! kids today etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallondrunk Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I PURCHASED THIS CAR PRIVATELY FROM A NEIGHBOUR 4 WEEKS AGO FOR MY DAUGHTER TO DRIVE.UNFORTUNATELY, AS I DID NOT TELL HER THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE POWER STEERING AND ELECTRIC WINDOWS SHE HAS REFUSED TO DRIVE ITAhh, so she wants the Vandan Plas instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 ^^^Nope, still got no power steering... None of the A-series car had PAS, IIRC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_W_Q4 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I sold my Primera today so sadly I will be unable to take up this kind offer, recieved by e-mail through AutoTrader :"I am interested in immediate purchase of your car.After several consideration over the advert placed on the website,i have really shown interest in it and would really want to issue the payment in form of Bankers Draft and what is the final price.Will you be accepting a Bankers Draft?The Bankers draft that will be issued by me would include the cost for shipping this car to me.I shall solely be responsible for the shipments of this car.Please contact me via email for further questionings as regards to this transaction if you really show willingness in selling this car.Thank You and I am expecting your response asap." Does anyone actually fall for this crap?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Do they sell Autotrader in Nigeria? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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