Rocket88 Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 hey thats canny for £450, GALANT TURBO! http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38302219.htm?ca=12_s 'It won't pass the MOT as I have taken the back seat out' That was a smart move then wasnt it, you have saved 5kg but now are not allowed to drive the thing on the road, winnAr!!!Probably means "I took the back seat out, and most of the floor came with it"...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 My old employer is clearing out by unconventional means DOUBLE DECKERZ! FRESH HAND PICKED JUICY DOUBLE DECKERS! £0 NO RESERVE LEYLAND OLYMPIAN RETRO RWD GR8 FOR DRIFTIN (ON SNOW WIV NO PASSENGERS ON) NOT SCANIA OR VOLVO TURBO AUTOMATIC RED DIESEL CLIFF RICHARD WASTE VEG OIL BLAKEY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Hey remember this truck? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MAZDA-B2000-FORD-COURIER-CLASSIC-PICK-UP-LHD_W0QQitemZ110349862512 Sold a fortnight ago for £800 with 1 weeks ticket, now the winners got it back up as a non-runner starting at £300! Feedback left for others: Seller: kim77wine ( 95 [Feedback score is 50 to 99] 01-Feb-09 20:03 Car not as described.Broken down on the way home-engine damage.Never again!!! * Reply by kim77wine (03-Feb-09 18:15): Sold on behalf of a friend. If you werent happy your shouldnt have brought it!!! *Oh dear...so why in the original ad did the seller write:I BROUGHT THIS PICKUP 18 MONTHS AGO AND HAVE USED IT ON A REGULAR BASIS, EVEN DOING SHOWS IN IT! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, CONTACT ME ON: 07890756021Sold for a fiend indeed... Hmmm, sounds like another Lee "Bulshitting" Bamber* story to me *Lee Bulshitting Bamber was a lad who went to my college in 1987 and was famed for his " found a Metro 6R4 body kit at the side of a road" tale, his " i built this amplifier myself and it was so good that Tandy bought the design, thats why the PCBs have TANDY printed on them" and other tales taller than a tall building Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LAND-ROVER-109-4- ... 0377503396awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 hey look at this excellent greebomatic sierra! Looks beautifully basic. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-FORD-SIERRA-SAPPHIRE-L-AUTO-RED_W0QQitemZ110350762437 THERE IS NO RUST ANYWHERE, EXCEPT FOR SOME RUST ON THE REAR OF BOTH SILLS / LOWER REAR W / ARCHES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-RELIANT-ROBIN-SUPER-YELLOW_W0QQitemZ330307432439 comes with a towing dolly! Handy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 How zany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 hey thats nice: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Escort-1982-Y_W0QQitemZ140301162848 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 gawd, this viva is lovely, I would like to hop in the sack with it. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-VAUXHALL-VIVA-1300-GLS-GOLD_W0QQitemZ180328354381 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 OMG OSF RS NUTTER KREW RALLY JACKET INNIT! YKT YKT YKT!!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MK1-ESCORT-MEXICO-ESTATE_W0QQitemZ200309643751 To be fair, this car does look the bo11ox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 hey thats nice: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Escort-1982-Y_W0QQitemZ140301162848Isn't it just, don't see many 80s cars with five-digit numberplates these days although that dire Robin has somehow also managed to retain its original mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 OMG OSF RS NUTTER KREW RALLY JACKET INNIT! YKT YKT YKT!!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MK1-ESCORT-MEXICO-ESTATE_W0QQitemZ200309643751 To be fair, this car does look the bo11ox.THE CAR IS ON SALE ELSWHERE SO HAVE THE RIGHT TO WITHDRAW FROM SALE IF IT DOESN'T MAKE TEN MILLION QUID ON EBAY BEFORE NEXT WEDNESDAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 wow, quite an early allegro! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1975-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1300-SDL-RED-NO-RESERVE_W0QQitemZ180328423189 Heres what it needs: * Front wiper blades* Four new tyres * Welding to: + Front Valance (Both sides) + Bodyshell near the A-post + Boot floor above the exhaust + Rear offside door needs attention* New HT leads* Spark plugs* Oil & filter change* Fuel draining * Coolant and water draining* Fuel tank overhaul* Brakes sorting out* New battery* Hydrogas pump-up [basically, a day with a MIG welder and a good service] Not sure I could have that back on the road in a day, but an appealing machine nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 That Escort is pretty cool. If I had that kinda wedge kicking about I'd probably be all over that.I'd slap a bumper on the front and obviously bin any crass stickerage, but other than that bob-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Hey look at that!!! Looks a bit like someone has overinflated the bodyshell a little. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Thames-400E-15cwt-Van_W0QQitemZ230325252568 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 OMG its a shoite fest! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-FORD-CORTINA-L-RED_W0QQitemZ300293376050 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 OMG its a shoite fest! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-FORD-CORTINA-L-RED_W0QQitemZ300293376050Looking at the photo, I'm not sure how you actually get that out of it's garage.............unless the car ceases to exist just after the rear wheel arches, which, judging by the rest of it, is extremely likely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heep Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Not really tat but quite likely appropriate for this forum anyways. Sorry, auction is well over, but contact the seller directly and you might be able to knock him down a little from $26,500 http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Tru ... 240%3A1318 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScrapman Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Not really tat but quite likely appropriate for this forum anyways. Sorry, auction is well over, but contact the seller directly and you might be able to knock him down a little from $26,500 Ah, a good example of the subtleties between Shite and Shit. you will be excited and proud to show and drive this beauty.Yes, I would. No, I really would. Just look at those ridiculous proportions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michiel Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Too much LOL on this page... shouldn't the Allegro 'allegerito' (see pic) have a quarky wheel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 That is laughable, I think it may have the worst proportions of any car ever made. Can't they just get a 2-door Fleetwood or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXrescuer Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Not really tat but quite likely appropriate for this forum anyways. Sorry, auction is well over, but contact the seller directly and you might be able to knock him down a little from $26,500 Ah, a good example of the subtleties between Shite and Shit. you will be excited and proud to show and drive this beauty.Yes, I would. No, I really would. Just look at those ridiculous proportions!It looks like one of Leepu's Chop Shop abominations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 I am liking this Acclaim: There's something for the Renault fans too: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 OMG its a shoite fest! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-FORD-CORTINA-L-RED_W0QQitemZ300293376050Looking at the photo, I'm not sure how you actually get that out of it's garage.............unless the car ceases to exist just after the rear wheel arches, which, judging by the rest of it, is extremely likelyBeen looking at the 'tina and cant see how it will come out of the garage and down the back without either removal of wall or removal of boot with angle grinderhi, yes the car will come out without any damage to car or wall. Just one piece of wood to remove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 A million miles from being 'tat' but I guess some will appreciate this:http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1961-Humber-Super ... 0292635844Spectacularly cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CortinaDave Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 What a piss poor cortina.Always amuses me to see a seller wax lyrical about how wonderful and rare his car is, and how it comes with spares that are worth huge wads of cash when all he actually has is a knackered no hoper low spec mk5 cortina with a bunch of tat thrown in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnthonyG Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Yes, I thought that Cortina will end up on the banger track quickly than you cay say 'yes I will restore it mate'Also he compares spares that have been sitting a damp garage rusting for 10 years with 'brand new Ford parts prices'. If a Ford parts man gave me a rusty piece of sheet steel and claimed it was a new MK5 Cortina front valance, I'd throw it at him.There is a shitty black MK3 with no MOT on at the moment with the classic phrase 'will be worth thousands when the credit crunch is over' . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogeezer Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 How nice are those super snipes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Will someone on here adopt me and buy me this? (And then help me fix it?)http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-LANCIA-THEMA ... 240%3A1318 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Or This? Loveley, but a bit dear?http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RENAULT-4-GTL_W0Q ... 240%3A1318 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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