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What the hell, that's great! Absolutely ludicrous.
GR8 for training future Stobart driverzzzz

 

Dont you just wish you were 6 years old with rich parents? Oh, well its just me then is it?

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We discussed the R17 the last time it was listed (clicky).

 

Sadly - it looks like the current seller bought it for over £400 and one month on has (understandably) given up hope.

 

Feel sorry for the chap really - but I think both listings have at least attempted to show the state of the car.

 

Only value I see in it is for parts.

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For instant 'neighbour acceptance' of your new shite old fire engine, simply set light to his living room curtains moments before arriving home in your new purchase.

Or turn it into a half-arsed limo and drive them and up to 7 of their mates around whilst they go "wooo".
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Awesome. Anyone ever actually seen a DeVile [sic] for real? It was one of the few cars in my 'st michael' car spotters book that never got ticked off.

I'm not sure, but think there is one at Disney Paris, (Had to do uncle duties and take my two nephews there for a jolly, still scarred to this day! "It's a small world.." Repeat ad nausiem) although that may be a Beauford (which always makes me shout MINI DOOR!). Was used in the film 101 Dalmations..
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One of my least favourite cars of all time, the 1100cc escort Mk3:

 

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AN OLD BOY HAD IT FOR MANY YEARS THEN A LADY GUY IN THE NEXT ROAD HAD IT FOR FIVE YEARS

Oh aye, from Thailand was he?

 

IT HAD £500 OF WELDING FOR THE LAST MOT

Gah! You just know its going to be held together with 'minimum legal standard' shitey welding and Hadrian pattern sills slapped on over the old ones, the whole lot 'painted' with nothing more than a schutz gun. Utterly horrible!
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Hey look at that! Vinyl Villain seats an' all, plus you get the fun of visitting a place called 'Biggar' when you collect.

 

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Great story too, belongs to a couple of young skint self employed 'artists' who are selling so they can go travelling in their Bedford TK truck! Brilliant!

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If you're not worried by the freshly blacked sills, wobbly and mysterioulsy shiny front valance or cheapy-cheap wheeltrims and stripes on this metro van, you'll probably be happy to pay the mini specialuist who's selling it the £625 he's asking!

 

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I on the other hand, would not touch it with a shitty stick.

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You do have to laugh at some of these descriptions...

The interior has the correct leather type wipeable seats/a cd player and dog guard behind the front seats. I was shocked with the amount of load space in the rear

So vinyl seats then..... :roll: And for a mini/metro specialist, how could he be 'shocked' at the amount of space in the back? It's the same as a car version version without the rear seats FFS.
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a couple of young skint self employed 'artists' who are selling so they can go travelling in their Bedford TK truck

Wankers. What do they think this is? 1992? Fugging twatting about in an old lorry wearing home-knitted frocks and eating lentils and listening to the levellers. Still, when they get bored of it they can get bailed out by the inevitable wealthy parents before starting up some sort of pseudo-eco-education-bollocks business that appears to do fuck all beyond promoting the eating of lentils, the wearing of usual specs and the importance of mac books. Wankers.
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a couple of young skint self employed 'artists' who are selling so they can go travelling in their Bedford TK truck

Wankers. What do they think this is? 1992? Fugging twatting about in an old lorry wearing home-knitted frocks and eating lentils and listening to the levellers. Still, when they get bored of it they can get bailed out by the inevitable wealthy parents before starting up some sort of pseudo-eco-education-bollocks business that appears to do fuck all beyond promoting the eating of lentils, the wearing of usual specs and the importance of mac books. Wankers.
Will you be placing a bid then? :wink:
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a couple of young skint self employed 'artists' who are selling so they can go travelling in their Bedford TK truck

Wankers. What do they think this is? 1992? Fugging twatting about in an old lorry wearing home-knitted frocks and eating lentils and listening to the levellers. Still, when they get bored of it they can get bailed out by the inevitable wealthy parents before starting up some sort of pseudo-eco-education-bollocks business that appears to do fuck all beyond promoting the eating of lentils, the wearing of usual specs and the importance of mac books. Wankers.
You say that, but check their blog! Theyve made an ace job of their bedford horsebox, no messin about there. I'd love to live in it, travellin round welding up other folks old shitters. Good luck to em!
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Yeah, but you me and the rest of our merry band of shiters really have to exist in the real world (much as we try to escape it). I don't doubt for one second that it's very lovely to chug round in an old horsebox weaving medievel tapestries out of flax or somesuch, but it's really not all that feasable a life if your not on course to inherit a fortune at some stage, that's all.

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