outlaw118 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I'd love to have to time to spend detailing a motah like that; frankly I'm more jealous of his ability to spend the time, rather that what he does with it, if you get my drift.I did once spend a total of 34 hours over the course of Thursday Friday and Saturday polishing and detailing me old Capri before a show...part of me was really proud that I had the patience to do it, and part of me though "you sad bastard..." (I was single at the time..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mash Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I've half a mind to send him an email and ask him how to get my fuggin' bumpers as black as that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 blummin hek ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 ...just came on again to post that ^ Weird ad How about this? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SCAMMELL-TOWNSMAN-MECHANICAL-HORSE-1966_W0QQitemZ280284661450 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratdat Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 blummin hek ! Jesus! Even though that's bleedin miles away I'm tempted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 blummin hek ! Hmm... Do you reckon that'd fit in the back of a Ford Galaxy with the seats down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Honda-Acty-romaho ... 240%3A1318 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ice-Cream-Van-Hon ... 240%3A1318 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/128-early-2-dr-on ... 240%3A1318 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 How about this? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SCAMMELL-TOWNSMAN-MECHANICAL-HORSE-1966_W0QQitemZ280284661450Bloody yes please!I;d love to own that. I would use it solely for going to the shop at the end of the road to buy MILK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-FIAT-STRADA- ... dZViewItem?[/img] http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-DATSUN-NISSA ... dZViewItem? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/bedford-ha-van_W0 ... dZViewItem? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-SUZUKI-SC-10 ... dZViewItem? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1978-DATSUN-180B- ... dZViewItem? "Ding Dong" http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1978-DATSUN-120Y- ... dZViewItem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross_K Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 How about this? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SCAMMELL-TOWNSMAN-MECHANICAL-HORSE-1966_W0QQitemZ280284661450Brilliant!! Looks like something Wallace and Grommit would drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 WHY????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Hate to say it, but as far as jizzed-up plastic heaps go, that's not such a total disasterSo the licky sticky fibreglass bilge is incredibly naff, but at least it's all be painted the same colour and to what looks like a reasonable standard, and it's all coordinating. And had more than a wheezing 1.3 to carry it all about. it's still an ugly, pointless, overpriced ballsac of an automobile like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirafioriman Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 The BMW is rare and certainly worth saving, however, the phrase requires light restoration is the funniest thing I have heard in ages! It is a total rot box and I bet the underneath is as bad as the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Were the BMW's factory or crayford jobs? That DKW was big money last time no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 RE: the Doctor, 3 years ago I had an automatic car washed to death 5 exterior valeted, followed by a 2 stage (V2K bollocks or something) mop. Cost just over a ton, about the same still. Pissed over what I could achieve at home, and I was valet boy once for a main dealer! http://www.clean-image.co.uk/exterior.htm#exteriorvalet (no connection to them BTW might be tossers now ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 WHY DIDNT I WAIT 3 MONTHS AND BUY A TALKING AUSTIN PISS ORF THE MISSES GENUWINE REASON 4 SALE - BUYING A PT CHROOZER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Cripes. Just when I'm starting to feel a bit 'needy' for a Horizon too. I reckon one would make a really good chugga, well at least for a year or so until the bdy fizzed to holes and the rattley tappets make you mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
155V6 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 I quite liked the look of the Hyundai until I saw the interior,GR8 4 NOT BEING ABLE TO BRING MUCH BEER BACK FROM TESCO WHEN THEY'VE GOT A SPECIAL OFFER ON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Tesco's (well Supermarkets really) don't DO special offers on any decent beer. When the day comes that they are knocking out 3 crates of Speckled Hen for £15 I really will be the most happy shopper, ever. Oh, yeah, eBay right? Here's a link to a load of books about 'boring old cars' that I am selling. CLICKY CLICKY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-M Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rare-BMW-E3-ESTAT ... 0304992677 The numberplate doesn't lieArrgh! Don't do this to me. I love those, but I've already got that bloody Celeste in the watch-list, and the R30 is still in early fettledom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratdat Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Hate to say it but while that Bimmer is undoubtedly rare as hens teeth, I think it looks dreadful. Looks like some amatuers homemade, saggy arsed effort! The rear pillars taper all over the place and the fit of the tailgate isn't too clever. I can imagine that whichever coachbuilder knocked those out didn't flog many! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Looks like the same bloke who designed the Rover P6 estate.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 I agree the arse end looks a bit droopy, looking at it though you could probably pop a trolley jack under the tow ball and jack it up till it looked better, then a few zaps with the mig to hold it.... sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volksy Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Hirst-Cabs moves into executive travel sector? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Tempted, but I just can't be bothered going to sodding London. Looks nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Thats bloody great, I would proper love one of those to use as a daily. Sadly theres nothing it could do, that the Volvo could not do better, apart from look KOOL so it just aint gonna happen ATM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 What about this one Mr B? 1987 Honda Ballade EX Automatic You could stick a towbar on it and tow one of those really tiny and rickety looking trailers down to the garden centre, then load it up with plant pots and the likes. Then stop at the reservoir on the way back, to check the level (whilst enjoying a garibaldi). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXrescuer Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rare-BMW-E3-ESTAT ... 0304992677 The numberplate doesn't lieGR8 FOR BEING SPONSORED BY FYFFES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 AIR COOLEDI cant begin to tell you how many times my finger has hovered over the BIN button this afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnde Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 AIR COOLEDI cant begin to tell you how many times my finger has hovered over the BIN button this afternoon.OMFG. Me likey likey... Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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