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TBH, the very thought of a 750i send me screaming like a girl to hide under a duvet.Doubtless very lovely when on form, but they all seem to be knackered in one way or other, and terminally un-DIY-able. I'll stick to my 6-potters, ta. (Non-nikasil-grenaded V8 would be Ok ;) )

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I did like my E32 750iL - probably the most refined car I've ever driven, Lexus included. It was obscenely thirsty though - made the Lexus look like a Polo SDI - and there was the ever-present nagging knowledge that if anything went wrong there was no way in heck I was ever going to be able to fix it. And it wasn't really all that quick - the Saab 9000 Turbo I had at the time would leave it for dead up to the ton. I still miss it though - no other car I've driven has been as relaxed at 120mph. And no other car has had rear headrests that automatically raise themselves when you buckle the seatbelt. 8)

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Ah the nikasil issue, right pain in the arse when i was looking at 328's

Quite. When I got my cards last year I contemplated a 328i Sport as a bit of a treat with the pay-off, but everything that was nice could also have been a nikasil time-bomb. So I fixed my E30 instead.
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I consider these shite now; and i WANT one;

 

Can see myself wafting to the shops in double glazed glory in this. All that equipment and a 5 litre V8 for such little money! Please....

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-MERCEDES-S500-LIMO-AUTO-BROWN_W0QQitemZ350086978798

I have two of these at the moment, one like the above - 5litre 32v v8 and an S280.

 

The v8 is the smoothest car I've ever driven, and makes a great noise when floored, but it is nowhere near as fast as my old 560SEC. That was a beast - 300hp and an LSD... Would swap it back any time!

 

The S280 is my current daily drive (600 mile commute each week). It's a big old comfortable bus that returns 33mpg - pretty good for such a huge ride, but it is quite possibly the slowest car I've ever owned - Put your foot down, and it just make more noise. I've been out-dragged by a Kia Pride FCS!

 

But you are right Owain, they are definitely now shite. My mate Perm picked up a w140 S320 with LPG for £300 a few weeks ago, matt blacked it, slammed it over 19's and it looks ace - owes him less than a grand...

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The S280 is my current daily drive (600 mile commute each week). It's a big old comfortable bus that returns 33mpg - pretty good for such a huge ride, but it is quite possibly the slowest car I've ever owned

Surely not?

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Put your foot down, and it just make more noise. I've been out-dragged by a Kia Pride FCS!

Kia Prides are actually bloody quick. I had a Mazda 121 (Pride shape) for a while as my daily and it used to regularly leave A4s, 3 series and Saxo VTRs choking on its exhaust fumes. 76lb/ft and the weight of an empty crisp packet made for a zippy drive. In the dry at least - when it was wet the 145R12 tyres were rather overwhelmed.
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The S280 is my current daily drive (600 mile commute each week). It's a big old comfortable bus that returns 33mpg - pretty good for such a huge ride, but it is quite possibly the slowest car I've ever owned

Surely not?

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SURELY NOT!!!!!!1!

(what about 'annabel')

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I can't imagine 'roger' having a massive urge for the horizon either for that matter.....

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I want that limo SOOO much!I've just sold my Carlton limo too so I may have space for another shite based strech...It's gonna be hard to resist, but I must at least try as my finances are non existent at the moment :cry:EDIT: Just noticed it's fugging miles away in Nuneaton... Hopefully that'll be enough to put me off for another 6 days and 20 hours! MUST NOT BID!Shit, it's on my watch list now :roll:

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Warning!!! Any big aging motor like that S-Class and the 750: You'll feel like a dog with 2 kox when you pick it up for the first date

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You'll bare your soul to it on long Sunday drives to the middle of nowhere

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You will spend the first weekend completely in love - never taking your eyes off it

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Then the arguments start

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Then settle down into mundane normality

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You've been warned.

 

But do it anyway. :wink:

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