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The situation is that I do have a few cars, but I value the Charmant and Mira far too much to take them to the office in dodgy Castleford, the Cuore is to be sold, the 323 Wagon isn't quite ready yet and the current daily Galant has an MOT creeping up on it for which it will require a reasonable amount of work. Willing to get the work done, but it could do with a bit of a holiday on SORN as I'd like to renew some of the suspension/steering parts anyway.So it sort of makes sense to have a freshly-MOTed 626 take over my driving to work/illegal minicabbing duties in the meantime. It absolutely slaughters the Galant in terms of spec - 2.0 engine, 5-speed box, cassette deck, full electric windows and best of all - blue velour seats. All the rust fixing work has been done and it drives nice, just needs an MOT and it'll be ready to roll.

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Nothing says 'classy' like a white stretch Rover limo... Except maybe one of those stretch Hummers with the swimming pool in the back.
Actually, nothing says classy like this pile of plop...

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 40500&from MakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:middle:uk :lol:

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Here are some vauxhalls, which seemed to be owned by halfwits.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-SRI-RED_W0QQitemZ160262867576

 

EYE CATCHING REG NUMBER

LIES

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-PROJECT-CAR_W0QQitemZ120284890880

TURNS HEADS N STOMACHS. IDEAL IF U HAVE LEARNING DIFFICULTIES

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-VAUXHALL-NOVA-MERIT-1-4i-RED_W0QQitemZ260264304927

HALF ARSED

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-VAUXHALL-NOVA-MERIT_W0QQitemZ280248215228

NICE BUMPER ASSHOLE, MAKE IT YOURSELF? NO MY UNCLE MADE IT

 

This one's pretty nice:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-SR-I-BLACK-mk2_W0QQitemZ250272950002

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Black one is lovely but not original. The kit it has is from the later facelifted ones, late 'D' reg onwards.Mind you the 1,8 engine and the gearbox they came with are funking fantastic.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/subaru-1-8turbo-x ... 0263541268

 

Gr8 4 upgrading Mr. Bo11ox's Subaru wagon

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MERCEDES-240-D-LW ... 0273369493

 

Bet this makes a great wedding car, the happy couple no doubt appreciating the rackety, underpowered 4-cyl diesel engine and tight turning circle

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-PEUGEOT-PICK ... 0273504608

 

Great for importing to Africa!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-FORD-GRANADA ... 0262147405

 

What?! I don't think they made an estate version of this shape from the factory...

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-Avon-Triumph ... 0265268767

 

Avon Acclaim

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RAT-LOOK-JETTA-RE ... 0271532548

 

OMG RATLOOK

Sprayed in red oxide primer, German-style plates and a Nazi eagle on the back. KWAL

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-YUGO-TEMPO-L ... 0272509236

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Geländewagen buy-one-get-one-free.

 

Straight out of the local swamp by the look of things...

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0267276130

 

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My definition of a totally miserable driving experience.

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0245953282

 

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Yaah baby. That's a bit more like it. If only it were an M635CSI...

 

Shame the dickhead wielding the camera couldn't manage one decent photo.

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0255795723

 

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Did I say that diseasel Corsa would be a miserable driving experience?

 

I hadn't seen this 1.3 automatic Corolla then... The irony of calling this model the 'sprinter' must have been lost on the Japs.

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0258200963

 

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Ssangyong/Daewoo thingy.

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0271834153

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=140251363486

 

[boring story approaching]

 

Funnily enough a hippy couple (in a BIG detached house mind) on my paper round had an early 3 door in this colour - it spurred me on and in 1991 I purchased the similary reg'd KPD52W in black but with GTI stripes and single lamp grill + 1047 POWERHOUSE :lol:

 

It even had 5 1/2" steels - I waz da man down 'Sarfend - until I got raced :oops:

 

Even though I learn't to drive in it, amazingly it lasted till 98 - the Solex had allready tried to do firestarter when I had it...

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Not ebay, but definitely tat, and definitely for the complete nutters out there. Mate of mine (guy I bought the Volga off) is selling his Fiat 1500C, more or less mint from the pics. So if anyone wants to come to north Romania and pick it up, his latest price is 1600 Euro, probably worth haggling on it though, especially as he started off asking for 2500...http://fiat.3xforum.ro/post/1207/1/vand_fiat_1500C/

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