wuvvum Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-FORD-GRANADA ... 0207185748 Wonderful!I shall have to keep away from the ale this evening or I fear I may end up owning this.2.0L? Pre facelift? Beige? You need this car in your life. Get on those beers man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/reliant-regal-super-van-111_W0QQitemZ150223563641QQihZ005QQcategoryZ108794QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItemCan anyone work out what language this gentleman is speaking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I can only assume several letters on his keyboard are either missing or broken. I like that he clearly hasn't twigged that some of the Q's are poking fun. I'll wager that it'll be painted yellow and sat outside some A-road adjacent business premesis before the month is out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-Lada-Samara- ... 0218443429 Q: does the passengers air bag switch off so you can put a baby seat in the front? regards dave. Amazing. Should people who actually think a 15 year old Lada Samara comes equipped exactly the same as a 5-star NCAP shopping trolley be allowed to breed? At least they didn't ask in txt spk I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michiel Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 The answer is almost as wtf though:'Hi Dave, I don't think there is a passenger air bag, but i haven't seen a switch to turn it off if there is one.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratdat Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I'm tempted to ask if it has reverse park sensors and sat nav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Give me strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross_K Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I like the way he doctored the number plates with black insulating tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonkw Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 It starts every time, first timeBut in this picture, what do we see but ye olde faithful jumpstart pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michiel Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Well spotted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRegieRitmo Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-FORD-GRANADA ... 0207185748 Wonderful!I shall have to keep away from the ale this evening or I fear I may end up owning this.2.0L? Pre facelift? Beige? You need this car in your life. Get on those beers man."PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COME AND HAVE A LOOK,THE KETTLE IS ALWAYS WARM." Surely that seals the deal?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greenvanman Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 It starts every time, first timeBut in this picture, what do we see but ye olde faithful jumpstart pack. If that's an Aldi jumpstarter then the Lada really must start every time, first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Naw, that doesn't look like an Aldi jumpstarter - they're a different design to that. That looks like the one I bought from Maplins last week for £19.99. I was skeptical, but it managed to jump start the Cadillac (twice) and the diesel Rover on one charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 ZOINKS! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-Austin-Morri ... 0201812874 ZamaZing!http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-WARTBURG-353 ... 0232351116 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 God those last Wartburgs were ugly with their colour coded grilles & spoilers. I thought the earlier ones were quite distinctive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greenvanman Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 God those last Wartburgs were ugly with their colour coded grilles & spoilers.Thereby scoring extra shite points If I had somewhere to keep that I'd be on it like a flash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r.welfare Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 That Sherpa is WONDERFUL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 It's UNIQUE, but sadly no mention of heated garage, nor whether David Cameron ever smoked in it ...http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FIAT-500L-WHITE_W ... dZViewItemIt also has PROVIDENCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Niiice!!!Check this out - a touch optimistic, and the English is terrible too....http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-PEUGEOT-505- ... dZViewItem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian_pt Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Cameron LOVES shite, a few years back he used to drive a brown A-reg Espace... the geezer asking 10k for it must be smoking very similar things though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greenvanman Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 It's UNIQUE, but sadly no mention of heated garage, nor whether David Cameron ever smoked in it ...http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FIAT-500L-WHITE_W ... dZViewItemIt also has PROVIDENCE It's hard to know which is less likely, Cameron becoming PM or the seller getting ten grand for a Fiat 500... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross_K Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 In a parallel universe this is a highly desirable, tastefully done motor... http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 0205332337 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Cheeeeeap!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 SPARES REPAIR http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RENAULT-4-spares-repairs-or-project_W0QQitemZ320227759368 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0206952136 May I request a "shiters amnesty" on this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Ooops, and that was my last pair of clean jeans... What a stunner! OK, I'll hold off, but only 'cos you spotted it first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Jeff Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Gordini Alloys on that Quatrelle must be worth a bit. Stunning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandamonium Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0220623444ps.. pog you cheapskate, £1.04???? I need tyres for the Lada, so I'm selling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 'imbethondion' got a mega bargin here! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=150223975722 £310, nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Dang, you're on the ball! Yup, I think that was a pretty good price - I'm well chuffed. I was convinced it was going to skyrocket to over £500 at the last minute. I might even end up selling the Transit and using this as me van to mvoe house with. That'd turn my new neighbours' heads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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