Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Heres a gr8 one for Freds collection, its an ex-hearse!!!! http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/91707180.htm?ca=12_s The fuggin flange whos selling it does not know the difference between a Ford and a Bed-ford "A few blebs round the wheelarches, otherwise good" Price 800 euros! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Look at this diesel fintail, runs and drives gr8, 'Will drive home any distance' 1500 euros!!!!! http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/91571120.htm?ca=12_s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Old twin-pot LN - I WANT http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/91506829.htm?ca=12_s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 250 eurogiblets buys this two-door Volvo! http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/91495753.htm?ca=12_s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 BRING UR WELLIES & 350€ http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/91411370.htm?ca=12_s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 ON VWP's DOORSTEP: http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/91152261.htm?ca=12_s 600€ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Look at this little sweetie!!! http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/91134633.htm?ca=12_s Looks a MEGA BARG at 800€ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratdat Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 That Simca 1100 is simply LUSH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Top spots there Mr B. Jeez, that Alfa is some serious WANT, as is that Simca. Need a lie down now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain-328i Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Not exactly shite, and not exactly cheap, but OMG I WANT IT!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-E32-750I-Saloon-Auto-1989-G-Registration_W0QQitemZ270521681989 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Rover 2000!!! http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/86553766.htm?ca=12_s 700€ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain-328i Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 This little blighter is popping out of 5th, but no matter it can scream away in 4th without much trouble, pretty bomb proof little things http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-NISSAN-SUNNY-LX-RED_W0QQitemZ230431826872 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain-328i Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-FORD-SIERRA-LASER-SILVER-EXCELLENT-CONDITION_W0QQitemZ220549174911 'Lazer' is this the ultimate pauper spec Sierra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaighty Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-CITROEN-CX-2 ... 414cb0a4a8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-M Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 If memory serves me right, Lazers were windy window spec with probably the worlds biggest clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancashireclamper Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Cadillac-Fleetwoo ... 1e5a3ab5c5 For when its time to sleep with the fishes; KAPEESH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod/b Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Rover 2000!!! http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/86553766.htm?ca=12_s 700€The dash in this looks like it has been hewn from a single slab of Dairy Milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55bloke Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Look at the stuff parked behind that Rover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-Mitsubishi-c ... 0397546749SOME LITTLE GIT HAS SMASHES 4 WINDOW IN A CLASSIC MITSUBISHI CAR , I AM GOING TO SELL WHEN I CAN FIND THE GLASS TO FIX IT. OR CAN BE SOLD AS IS IF YOU WANT TO BUY ITSomeone help this guy out! He has a Galant TURBO DIESEL!I NEED SOME REPLACEMENT GLASS FOR A (LHD) 1980 MITSUBISHI COLT GALANT SIGMA TURBO DIESEL 4 DOOR SALOON THAT HAS ONLY COVERED 23000KMS FROM NEWWonder what its story is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 1986 Austin Maestro 1.6 HLS RAT LOOK OMG I think i have seen it all now! Unfortuneatly it was broken into on Christmas eve and the tossers who broke into it, it has no ignition barrel just a stop start button seen in the picturehttp://bttos.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25543 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/jaguar-xj6-diesel ... 0571948080 I wonder why it was laid up. 2.5 british leyland diesel engineAh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 OK, so skimming through that forum.... Rich Kid "Jay"'s dad buys £300 Maestro, in pretty good nick, from an owners club. Daddy then gives Jay car, so as far as he's concerned it's free, which means "not worth anything".Jay then sets about proving what a cunt he is with every tired styling trick in the book. He actually seems a pretty good fabricator and knows what he's doing - see the gearlever from welded chain, and knocking up a roofrack from bus seats. Sadly his skills are used for twattishness, not Good.Jay's burning desire is to get a 306 (oh, the life he leads) so cares not that he's ruining a perfectly good car by covering the inside and outside in tat, taking off the good paint, chopping springs and making it as OMG LUK @ MEE as he can. And then wonders why it gets broken into..... but fear not, as soon as he has the 306 he dreams of, he's going to scrap the Maestro.But not before he's had a paddy at anyone on the forum telling him it looks shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 http://bttos.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25543I think that's summed up on the first page You ruin every single car you have. Rat look is fucking GAY.Yep, what a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 1975 Triumph 2000 TC Estate This sounds pretty cheap, The blokes selling it with a years ticket for the BIN of £750, Doesn't look to bad in the photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrett Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I'd love to buy that Maestro and rip all the shit off it and leave it in a big pile in his drive. Actually looks quite good lowered a bit (not that much though), shame it'll probably be run into the ground by another rat-twat and then scrapped.also - Galant - shouldn't that be on the 'bargins' thread? 4k??!!Trumpet - looks lovely, but those things are very good at hiding rust. Quite possibly has no iner sills or floors, although chappy says it's rust free and i'd like to believe him, could be mega bargin for someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seth Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Triumph does look pretty good in those pictures. Manual too.I think MrB needs to adopt that Maestro blokes signature picture... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratdat Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I never thought there would be a form of transport I'd favour less than walking but I think I've just seen it. I'd be painfully fucking embarassed just being seen in the vicinity of that Maestro let alone driving in it. Maybe if we all chipped in a couple of quid we could win it and then all go round en mass and smash the fuck out of it in his driveway with sledge hammers then just walk off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitevanman Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 http://bttos.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25543 Dear Godz, I had no idea that there were so many fuckwited, over indulged, pointless, air stealing, mong cunts on any forum in the land..... guess I have learned a valuable lesson today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 My oh my. That Triumph is rather delicious. What a delightful colour! Hnnnng, WANT! And I'm driving to Sussex on Saturday. Passing Croydon...(oh, wait, no monies!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Maybe if we all chipped in a couple of quid we could win it and then all go round en mass and smash the fuck out of it in his driveway with sledge hammers then just walk off.I'd be in for that.If we can do the smash up on my weekend off(every other weekend). Stockport's only a six hour drive for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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