Mike D Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LDV-PILOT-1-9-DIE ... 0557234767Ding-dong!Have you ever driven one of these abortions Pog? they are a fuggin disgrace to vankind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mash Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Here's that coach that was in Classic Car Weekly (other motoring publications are available, though not with such cutting edge stories as this ) with only delivery mileage on it. The guy was looking for about 50 grand for it... Perhaps if we chip in a couple of quid each we can secure it for future Autoshite Jolly Boys Outings: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/POSSIBLY-THE-ONLY ... 0404955785 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Perhaps if we chip in a couple of quid each we can secure it for future Autoshite Jolly Boys Outings:We'd only need £1.29 each.What a bargain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 ALRIGHT LOVE. I'VE JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR. I'VE BOUGHT A MASSIVE NEW BIG YELLOW CAR CRUSHER, AND I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO TEST IT WITH. HAVE YOU GOT OWT? AYE, I'VE GOT AN OLD JAG UP WHICH SOME F##KWIT HAS TRIED TO CHOP INTO A PICK UP TRUCK. IT LOOKS SHIT AND I THINK THE BEST THING FOR IT WOULD BE TO SQUASH IT FLAT. GR9, WELL LETS HAVE IT THEN. IF MI CRUSHER DOES THE BIZ ON IT, WE CAN GET OUR FREAK ON AFTERWARDS RIGHTO http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/JAGUAR-X300-PICK-UP-MOT-TAX-M-REG_W0QQitemZ180451874381 Jesus. remind me never to employ 'humbugs' to restore any classic vehicles for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-M Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 This Saab convertible looks temptingly good value for a bag of sand, but I am always put in mind of that whinging MeatLoafTurbo lad off RR who had one that was a pup.Carl Robson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MERCEDES-400E-W124-SALOON-1992-LHD-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE_W0QQitemZ280446133488 I have heard of a Merc 500E but never a 400E. It looks the absolute BOGS DOLLOCKS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 I would love one of these. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GINETTA-G26-BLUE-spares-or-repair_W0QQitemZ160390943429 this one is cheap. I WANT IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Cavalier 2.0 injection! Looks ropey like. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-GLS-I-GREY_W0QQitemZ190361452501 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1973-Vauxhall-Victor-Saloon-Blue-Antique-1-8_W0QQitemZ220532646510 If we give it a tlc it will become a car for nearly 5000 GBP as I saw one selling on ebay for 5800 GBP. so grab yourself a bargain. Any questions please drop me an e-mail. Thanks. I might be able to get it fixed if I get time.Deposit of 500 GBP required rest of the payment could be made upon collection.Current bid: £127.00Dont think this guys got much of a grip on reality, or any basic common sense about selling old cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/JAGUAR-X300-PICK-UP-MOT-TAX-M-REG_W0QQitemZ180451874381 Jesus. remind me never to employ 'humbugs' to restore any classic vehicles for me. Was about to say 'Make mental note never to allow Humbugs near any car of mine'.There's a Jag restorers near me who did the same thing to an XJ40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter9000uk Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 If we give it a tlc it will become a car for nearly 5000 GBP as I saw one selling on ebay for 5800 GBP. so grab yourself a bargain. Any questions please drop me an e-mail. Thanks. I might be able to get it fixed if I get time.Must pop down to Halfords later and buy me some tlcs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod/b Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Hard to tell whether that's a 213 with a Honda front end or a Honda with a Rover steering wheel and bootlid...Or a delightful cut-n-shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Perhaps if we chip in a couple of quid each we can secure it for future Autoshite Jolly Boys Outings:We'd only need £1.29 each.What a bargain!Ad has ended. Did we buy it? Where do I send my £1.29?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mercedes-123-240- ... 0556820960 Brown paint, brown wheeltrims, (mostly) brown interior. Just needs brown windows and tyres to set it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Looks like a shiter's dream, but with 12m MOT, sure it'll attract a few bidders.http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-PEUGEOT-405-GLDT-RED_W0QQitemZ270509565352 By contast, this looks v smart for £130. Needs saving.http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-PEUGEOT-405-GREAT-RUNNER-NOT-406-206-306-SCRAP_W0QQitemZ120509681254 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Volvo-760-GLE_W0Q ... 0511980489 This old Volvo lorry has lost its turbocharger, bet it's an inspiring drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Brammy, this is on your patch, would insurance rule it out for you?http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-SEAT-IBIZA-1-9D-SE-GREEN-spares-or-repair-very-eco_W0QQitemZ200424003399 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brammy777 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Its 169 miles away!A friend has a 1.7 diesel corsa and it costs £1800 a year for insurance, but thanks anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Could have sworn I readItem location: Basingstoke, UK Sorry! Carry on.(Isn't £1800 cheap for new drivers these days?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 If we are looking for mingebag motoring for Brammy_Stoker, have we yet seen this BOOTILICIOUS Fiat Panda?http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-FIAT-PANDA-9 ... 0469943910700 sheckles like, but it's only done 27k. I can't imagine you getting too severly bummed for insurance costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 NOW YOURE TALKING, if a young 'un cant get insured on that they may as well give up. PLus its class in a glass, in a way that a battered Ibiza D can never attain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbottomley Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1973-Vauxhall-Victor-Saloon-Blue-Antique-1-8_W0QQitemZ220532646510 If we give it a tlc it will become a car for nearly 5000 GBP as I saw one selling on ebay for 5800 GBP. so grab yourself a bargain. Any questions please drop me an e-mail. Thanks. I might be able to get it fixed if I get time.Deposit of 500 GBP required rest of the payment could be made upon collection.Current bid: £127.00Dont think this guys got much of a grip on reality, or any basic common sense about selling old cars.But the picture of the toy car used as a good example of a victor sums it up totally..must be worth 5 k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 NOW YOURE TALKING, if a young 'un cant get insured on that they may as well give up. PLus its class in a glass, in a way that a battered Ibiza D can never attain. Agreed. Who would not love that. However a Mk1 Ibiza D may come rather closer:(Wiki pic) In other news, these 'R' officially rather good.Cheap and worth a save...http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MAZDA-323-GOOD-RUNNER-SPARE-OR-REPAIR_W0QQitemZ290386892930 LOL @ Pog's modified sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Can confirm, those Mazdas are GR9.The lad had one for a while, and despite some really harsh treatment and no tlc at all, it never missed a beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Wow! Mega-early one with black strip bumpers, the way they should be.Engine Size: 1,500 cc1.6, surely.IT HAS A SIREN AND ANIMAL ALARM FITTED,WORKING PERFECTLY.Oh good.WE ARE ELDERY AND NOT ABLE TO STAND THE COLD,ITS COLDER IN THE CAR THAN OUTSIDEPoor old boy. Sounds like he tried his best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Cor! That Panda is GORJUS! Wonder what happened to the V5... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 IT HAS A SIREN AND ANIMAL ALARM FITTED,WORKING PERFECTLY.Oh good.Is that the brand name of the alarm, or does it sound like a mating wildebeest when it goes off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredTransit Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 As it says siren too, I bet it's one of those alarms the moos and whinnies as well as wails like a police car.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Looks good from this angle.http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-FORD-SCORPIO-ULTIMA-12V-AUTO-2-9-LITRE-W-ELECTRIC_W0QQitemZ320469977801 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-FORD-ESCORT-XR3-INJ-RED_W0QQitemZ180451737307 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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