Guest Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 That Cortina is superb, the back is stoved-in like my Galant. I should buy it, bet it'll be too rich for my blood though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnde Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Blimey, the Granada and the Anglia auctions both ended with no bids! (Granada £650 No Res, Anglia £395 No Res)The Capri is currently up at a healthy £720.Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 2000 Maestro 1.3 Persistent shiters! Sick of complaints from your neighbours about your stupid old bangers? Buy this V-reg car and irritate them further! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 1982 BMW 520i Busted sump, I like it though! 1984 Lincoln Town Car I would drive this car to my casino. The casino would be a legitimate business, but only used for the purposes of money-laundering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I have been in your casino Hirst, how come there are so many people with poorly-hidden earpieces and twitchy ankles playing at all the tables? I cant help thining theres something fishy going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervy Si Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Just like the beige E28s posted in the 'what were they thinking' thread, class. Though this one has swanky deluxe features including front fogs, rear spoiler and leccy mirrors (and no window winders, but then no window switches on the centre console either??? ) Mk2 Granny did indeed look nice for that money. Dig those Amerikanski town cars, too Imagine how much mystery and excitement one of these could add to your life.Lots of dark alley coffee-swilling action interspersed with a bit of 'What's that creaking noise?' and 'that bleeding oil light's on again!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 That BEEMER looks great. I bet it could be back on the road in no time at all. It looks like the kind of thing that would get blown to bits or crushed by a flying Xantia in that Cobra 11 programme they get in Germany (or whatever its called) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 impressive that they were still knocking these out in 1979. http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83235580.htm?ca=12_s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nigel bickle Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 They made Estafettes into the 89's Mr B.That ones only 3/4hr from St Malo. Brake pull is easily sorted- Renault Trafic cylinder is the same.If I hadn't already got an identical 'stretch'- I'd be tempted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I have been in your casino Hirst, how come there are so many people with poorly-hidden earpieces and twitchy ankles playing at all the tables?Don't worry about that place, it burnt down. I have a new casino now. 1998 Ford Crown Victoria Yeah officer, I couldn't have been anything to do with that fire. I was at the movies at the time. What movie? It was erm, err, ah, Jaws- aw, crap .....yeah, err, they re-released it or something, I dunno. Err, which cinema? Err, it was the err..... oh whaddya know! Here's a large envelope which contains my spent cinema ticket and therefore proves my innocence, I'll let you just take this, I trust this resolves the matter, goodnight officer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Hmmm, let's see what you could get if you lived near me: OMG SKYLINE RWD RETRO DRIFT GTRoh wait a second......... http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 726783.htm Towbar? Ideal for my caravan http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 766383.htm Classy http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 011890.htm This is O for Awesome http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 062213.htm You thought the prestigious nameplate died years ago? You thought wrong http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 067479.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 1972 Audi 100 Broken-look. 1966 Vauxhall Viva Doesn't sound a bad idea for £250, looks pretty straight. 1966 Volkswagen Camper Van I don't usually pick on these wedding car adverts, but this one deserves special criticism because it's one of those where the car talks as if it is a living thing. Would you use a wedding car service from someone who pretends the car speaks and has feelings? If you do, you're a chump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 That broken-look Audi sold on eBay for a not-entirely-believeble £1900 or something, looks like it was a not-at-all-believeble price in fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 £2475 now, that is the price of progress I'm afraid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mercedes-230TE-Es ... 0434935001£425 for one of these old buses is pretty good value in my eyes!I think a tidy profit could be turned with a modicom of effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnde Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 One for Wat: http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C87564/ Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 One for Wat: http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C87564/ Mark.That sold for about £1500 when it was on the bay, it's a very nice looking thing but he's wildly overpriced it, there just isn't the demand for Celestes or old Mitsubishis in general like there is any other old Japanese brand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j-j Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 That BEEMER looks great. I bet it could be back on the road in no time at all. It looks like the kind of thing that would get blown to bits or crushed by a flying Xantia in that Cobra 11 programme they get in Germany (or whatever its called)Please explain more. Where did these big yes shite looking BMWs come from of late? They're giving me the horn - there's nothing more tempting than a brand that is worshipped by all manner of twat being represented in Autoshite racing beige.Want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnde Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 there's nothing more tempting than a brand that is worshipped by all manner of twat being represented in Autoshite racing beige.I like your thinking. I've had similar thoughts about Audis: Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Some top level landfill on 'the right corner' today: http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83520862.htm?ca=12_s900euro http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83518792.htm?ca=12_sPetrol turbo, €1000 http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83514295.htm?ca=12_sHirst-ride stylz - €300 http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83497338.htm?ca=12_sO RLY? 250€ http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83509022.htm?ca=12_sWouldnt mind one of these. Can they be A-framed? €600 http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83510151.htm?ca=12_sLokos intersting, 700€ http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83408929.htm?ca=12_sWhata shitter, 436000km, 200 euros! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volksy Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Love that 504, GR8 4 HIRST CABZ MOMBASSA BRANCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83514295.htm?ca=12_sHirst-ride stylz - €300That's interesting, it's a full length high-roof with the last facelift, but it's only a 1.3! They were all 1.5 here by then, must be a French tax thing. Starting to get fed up with mine, bloody rotbox. Bet you could make an absolute minter using a combination of mine and that one, though given the state of the front panel I wouldn't be surprised if there's some cunning Isopon-themed repairs in that one somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Mr Bol - Ami's and 2CVs can be A-framed but I think you need the right set up. To be honest, I've only A-framed 2CVs so I've no idea how you do it with other cars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nigel bickle Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Yes. A framed a Bijou, Ami, & 2cv without probs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Don't know if It's of any interest to anyone but in my local rag's car supplement this morning there is a 1982 Renault 5 TL for sale, only done 29k, in red with mot until Oct 10 and tax until Mar 10 for £525.It has a Felixstowe area phone number, pm me for the number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nigel bickle Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Oy BOLLOX! I've been forced to enquire into that damn froggie Strada -see how bad it really is -and it looks solid in all the pics he's sent me.It just might happen & ITS ALL YOUR DAMNED FAULT.Need it like another hole in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Ha ha! Ner ner ne ner ner! I would love it myself but too skint at the moment sadly. Where is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 One for Hirst! http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83320890.htm?ca=4_s Check out the MINT arches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nigel bickle Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 40 miles south of Dieppe/Le Havre. Doable in a day. Poss after Crimble when ferry prices drop-if he convinces me its fairly rust free.Photos so far look OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 That 929 is lovely, luckily my passport expired years ago meaning I have a great excuse not to go to France to go get it. Plus if I rang him up about it my side of the conversation would be along the lines of "Hello, Mazda 929, Great Britain, I am Hirst, I would like to buy some chips please, such is life, thank you". "Sod going to Friday afternoon's French lesson, it's so boring! I'm going to skive off and go home to play on my Mega Drive. I'm in England, what use is French? It's not like there's any reason I'll ever need to go there!" - Hirst (circa 1995) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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