ProgRocker Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Hillman Minx 'Gay Look'. Shep Shepherd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 The Adam kind of makes sense as it's named after the founder of Opel. BMW mini, it's anything but fucking mini! Rusty_Rocket and FakeConcern 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 The Ford Ka needs a mention too, it's meant to be pronounced "car" and mean spirit/soul IIRC - but even Ford refer to it as a K A because it's too confusing otherwise.I always went with Ka, as in UlriKa KA KA KA! I think the official pronunciation is "Kaaar" Some of the newer Mercedes models have odd names. Fancy a GLAd? fred 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I have a Peugeot partner teepee as a hire car at the moment. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FakeConcern Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Ford Cougar? Ha? Kia Cee'd? Why have the apostrophe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I like the moniker 'Cedric'' dont knock ''Cedric's'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Ford Cougar?At least the "reborn Capri" Cougar was spelled correctly. The current 4x4 is a Kug ah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 It seems rather unfair to laugh at the poorly-translated Japanese names. They probably sound ok in Japan. Ford Maverick. Maverick. One of the most conventional, uninspiring vehicles ever produced. Maverick. Mokka. Kangoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Or the misspelt juke...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Who can forget the K11 Micra Wave special edition? DING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FakeConcern Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Starion anyone? Bianconeri 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniMort Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Ssangyong MussoSuzuki JimnyDacia DusterDacia LodgyDacia Logan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniMort Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Daihatsu Charade (in denial of being a car)Ford EdselToyota StoutDodge SwingerDaihatsu ApplauseMazda CarolMazda ScrumToyota Starlet (yet every Austrailian person and their postman bought one and still drives it...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Who can forget the K11 Micra Wave special edition? DING! There was a Micra Dot too, but Nissan kept it a secret... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendry Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Nissan Micra must be the one for special editions tbh, Ally, Vibe, Shape, Celebration to name a few. Never quite got the base model Renault spec "Authentique" either, obviously meaning Authentic, what exactly about it is Authentic? whereas the others, Expression, Dynamique, Privilege, Intiale, make a bit more sense, although the fat arse Megane 2006 "Maxim" special edition just makes me think of the Maxim magazine. Bedford Rascal? Vauxhall Arena van? Seat Exeo (Exeo isnt a place is it like all the other Seat cars named after Spanish places) Datsun Stanza, Honda Stream, Nissan Note, Renault Koleos, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Ford Probe - Who wants a Ford shoved up their arse?While you're around that part of the body, one of my mates alway called it Ford Pube. Might as well have been, after this party boy* bought one and buggered its rep. Whoever worked in the 'naming' department at the time was having a laugh naming two of their range as PROBE and COUGAR. They had to throw out WANG as it was pushing things a bit too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Ford Cougar? Ha? Although to be fair that name didn't have it's alternate meaning when the car was made. Also Renault (Ef)FluenceMitsubishi CarismaPeugeot BipperBMW 325 TDSVauxhall Cascada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcyonecorporation Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Mitsubishi Mum 500 Shall We Join Us. cms206 and bub2006 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Ford Corsair - pre cursor to the Probe - as in you have to shave all that pubic stuff off before the Probe gets entered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Ford Edsel A car with this name never existed. But a Mohs Ostentatienne Opera Sedan does.So do the Renault LeCar, Honda That's, Isuzu P'up, Great Wall Wingle, Toyota Deliboy, Volugrafo Bimbo,Mazda Scrum Wagon, Honda Life Dunk, Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard, Suzuki Every Joypop Turbo,Mazda Carol Me Lady, Geely Rural Nanny and Daihatsu Naked. But the most stupid award must surely go the Ferrari LaFerrari. willswitchengage, fred and Shep Shepherd 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Nissan Terrano. Monkey Dust is one of the greatest works of satirical comedy ever made. fatharris 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Daihatsu Naked. Was just about to post this. Naked? Naked. I don't know if it is still the case but in Japan in the 90's English words that were considered pleasant to look at were very popular to plaster on stuff, even if the final sentence made no sense. Daihatsu Naked could be an example of that. Aston Martin, Dick Longbridge and Shep Shepherd 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 That looks like a bad Panda parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durham850 Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 How about the suzuki cappuccino? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Carina E - nobody uses the E. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timolloyd Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Nova was an odd choice, because, I think, it means No Go in Spanish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Nova was an odd choice, because, I think, it means No Go in SpanishIt was only called the Nova in the UK, everywhere else in Europe it was a Corsa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Wasn't there a JDM car called a 'Fancy Boy'. Or did I imagine that? Aston Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overrun Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Wasn't there a JDM car called a 'Fancy Boy'. Or did I imagine that? Suzuki Mighty Boy? A lot of the reasons for the dodgy Engrish is because of most kanji characters having more than one meaning. somewhatfoolish and ProgRocker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiAlistair Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Wasn't there a JDM car called a 'Fancy Boy'. Or did I imagine that?English can do it too, without the excuse of working in ESOL. I love them but you have to admit Super Snipe and Super Minx are wonderfully silly names. Sent from my Lenovo TB3-850F using Tapatalk Bianconeri 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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