Beige BX - Autoshite joint purchase ACHIEVED - funders/fixers/sarcastic commenters SOUGHT

[Guest Breadvan72]

Doesn't become true by repeating it over and over again.

 

 

Sigh.  Barrack Room lawyers.  Thanks for your helpful contribution.  

[Junkman]

You don't need a MoT to pay tax.

[Guest Breadvan72]

He who asserts must prove.   Please go ahead.  Chapter and verse would be good.  BTW, we are talking about a car that is from the 1980s, not a new car.

 

You don't need insurance to pay VED.  The post office counter person will want to see evidence of an MOT, and checks this electronically. The DVLA VED-buying site checks DVLA records for evidence of an MoT.   Insurance is not checked.  It used to be.  

[adw1977]

Paid. For the record, I don't expect a share in the ownership.

On the other hand, I can't contribute expertise, parts or storage facilities either, so maybe it's just as well that I don't!

[Guest Breadvan72]

So in what way is it untrue?

 

 

I wouldn't hold your breath for an answer.

[Longblackcoat]

You don't need a MoT to pay tax.

In this case, accepting your assertion that VED is a tax, yeah, you do. Feel free to try buying VED without a valid MOT cert but don't be surprised when (not if) the site refuses to take your money.

[Eddie Honda]

Insurance is not checked.

Except for viewers in Northern Ireland.

[The Moog]

Money plop on the pot. I have zero interest in ownership, but would like a drive once it is back on the road.

 

Only a short one mind, otherwise I will have to take my clunge fighting off stick out with me.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Running account now stands at 500 paid out, 310 paid in.  Many thanks to all for being so positive about this caper.  Those who have only come here to snipe know what they can do to themselves. 

[anonymous user]

I have made a small donation, accompanied by a rude note, towards the ongoing therapy.

[Guest Breadvan72]

In this case, accepting your assertion that VED is a tax, yeah, you do. Feel free to try buying VED without a valid MOT cert but don't be surprised when (not if) the site refuses to take your money.

 

 

Could his argument really be that pedantic?  "Oh!  You said tax.  I get a bill from HMRC even though my car has no MoT.  Therefore I win the internet". Surely even Junkman would not be that absurd? 

[chaseracer]

PP deets, pliz thankyoo, and filthy lucre will be transferred fifthwith.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Except for viewers in Northern Ireland.

 

(Genuine and non snarky) thanks for the clarification.  I can haz not know that, but now I do!

[Longblackcoat]

Could his argument really be that pedantic?  "Oh!  You said tax.  I get a bill from HMRC even though my car has no MoT.  Therefore I win the internet". Surely even Junkman would not be that absurd?

 

Freemen on the land innit

[Guest Breadvan72]

PP deets, pliz thankyoo, and filthy lucre will be transferred fifthwith.

  

 

Bung me a PM, thanks, and I will reply later on.  Am just out in van to collect a table.  Vanny van is vanny!

[beko1987]

Never in eleventy trillion years. Polish it at Shitefest?

Id have to spend half a day on decontamination and washing, although I expect the closet 2 bucket right uns here will lend a hand. Plus if I bring all the kit I'll have no space to sleep in the car, nor have time to stand around chatting bollocks to everyone all day which is what I enjoy about shitefest

[dean36014]

Pm sent regarding a donation.

[Eddie Honda]

(Genuine and non snarky) thanks for the clarification. I can haz not know that, but now I do!

I only know about it since I take half an interest in what goes on the other side of the border.

 

There was something else to do with my lorry/bus theory test that was different in NI, but I can't remember what it was. May have been something to do with reporting accidents or something like that.

 

I wouldn't of expected you to know owt about it anyway because jurisdictions.

[320touring]

I shall pm re my £20 contribution

[Guest Breadvan72]

Back from van, can now do bread.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Running account now 500 out, 340 in, many thanks all.

[dean36014]

£20 donation made, wish it could be more but heyho

[320touring]

Fundage sentificationed

[Guest Breadvan72]

As Ponzi Schemes go, this one's a doozy.

 

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

I promise that only half will go on the below.  The other half I'll waste [/old gag]

[They_all_do_that_sir]

Absolutely awesome stuff, well done Mr breadvan.

 

Unfortunately I am skinty bad right now due to small people and have my own shonky shitroen to MOT.

 

If you still have this next month I'll bung some cash for washer fluid or something.

 

Absolutely no interest in ownership duties given wife's current position on amount of shite gathered already....

 

Sent from my SM-A510F using Tapatalk

[Guest Breadvan72]

500 paid out, 490 paid in, so including my 50 quid contribution the project is now in the money by 40 notes.    

 

I suggest a moderate late noughties Pauillac.

[320touring]

500 paid out, 490 paid in, so including my 50 quid contribution the project is now in the money by 40 notes.

 

I suggest a moderate late noughties Pauillac.

What shall it need?

[Guest Breadvan72]

Decanting about an hour beforehand, I would say.  

[pompei]

Never mind all this old car related malarkey, I want to know more about Newcastle Librarian Undergrads ...  I did 3 weeks of a Post Grad Diploma in Librarianship at Newcastle Poly (I know, I know .... ) in the early 80's until I ran away to join a circus