cobblers Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Train tickets booked from a train station 30 miles away to save £9 on the recommendation of the Mrs Mrs booked and primed ready to drop me off at said train station. Mobile tool kit primed and ready, missing almost every vital component due to EU regulations about leccy tape and screwdrivers on trains (I left them all at my mums house yesterday). If I do break down, I should have something to listen to while I work out whether I'm with the AA or RAC or none of the above. Not pictured: pile of cash The Moog, RobT, Conrad D. Conelrad and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 A PILE OF CASH? Im guessing mk1 Escort or Silver Shaddow. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 By "Primed and ready" with regards to my mrs, what I mean is that we need to set off in 8 minutes and she's sat in her dressing gown eating some banana pancakes and has yet to even start getting dressed. I mentioned that we had 8 minutes and she told me to stop getting at her. I don't know exactly how she gets dressed, but from past experience, dressing gown to clothed is 45 minutes on average. Any attempts to hurry her will add 10 minutes and a volley of fucks to the counter. *6 minute update - She's nearly finished her breakfast. mrbenn, Dick Longbridge, Junkman and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 A PILE OF CASH? Im guessing mk1 Escort or Silver Shaddow.CLOSE Junkman, scruff, Conrad D. Conelrad and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Lambourgini Diablo. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 That beige Maserati Biturbo with brown interior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Oh come on, this is autoshite, the pile of cash will be £17.74 in loose change. Twiggy, Sigmund Fraud, Junkman and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 Guess which one of these is my train: The Moog, Junkman, Jim Bell and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernMonkey Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Could have enjoyed* more banana pancakes... cobblers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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trigger Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Is that Bill Clinton wanking off George Bush in that photo? cobblers, Brodders, Cavcraft and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 To kill some time I went in to Retford. I thought about blowing my wad of cash in here Or on these Instead I got this Halfords in Retford is a bit basic, seems they missed the message about only selling shitty pushbikes and air fresheners. But you can always pop over the road and check out a charming little band Skizzer, Dave_Q, dome and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saucedoctor Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 Trains can FRO! I'm on a coach built for children now instead. Junkman and dave21478 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Fk the collection Moar pancakes Supernaut and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 The children's coach is now misfiring and struggling to top 40mph on the a1. Supernaut, KruJoe, Conrad D. Conelrad and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 The children's coach is now misfiring and struggling to top 40mph on the a1. The spirit of Autoshite is with you on this collection! Junkman, cobblers, Craig the Princess and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 And now a crash up ahead! Brilliant! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 Junkman and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Furious Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 So fucking jealous of that cob right now. purplebargeken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 It was the highlight of my trip thus far mat_the_cat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 This is how collection threads should be done The Moog, eddyramrod and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxi paul Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Epic. Who is playing you in the film. Ray Winstone? Just a guess. cobblers, eddyramrod, Junkman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 I never use trains or buses because nothing ever goes wrong* with a trailer or A-frame. Jerzy Woking, billyboy406v6, The Moog and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 The motor I'm collecting has a tow bar and my mate has an a frame so I could use that for future missions, but I really don't have the testicular fortitude to dare dragging owt on an a bar! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 Anyway the misfire has mostly cleared up and we're really motoring now! Feels like I'm in stirrups though cos I'm chewing my knees, these seats are so small. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Inspiring collectioneering, edge of the seat stuff. Tune in next week to see if our intrepid hero can make it as far as Grantham before his school bus explodes, leaving him to walk the rest of the way whilst trying to hitch a murder-lift on the A1. cobblers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 And now a crash up ahead! Brilliant!Screenshot_20170410-124349.pngWell that's just showing off.. How many likes from 1 person? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 It was the highlight of my trip thus far I thought Retford was? RichardK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 I'm in a room! EssDeeWon, privatewire, Pillock and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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