Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 It was the first day of spring.The sun did its best to blunt the chill wind that shook the heads of the first bright blooms of the year.I was on a bus. A fucking bus. With all the bus wankers**it is cool to drive a bus. It is not cool being cargo/ballast.Ive had enough of the bus, I thought. The seats are small and uncomfortable and I am big and fat. There is no love in me for any of the bus.Smug pricks in cars passed by.I want to be a smug prick again.So lets go buy a car. Bobthebeard, Coprolalia, Pillock and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 I looked at all of the specialist internet auction sites and the classified ads in the hope of spotting a diamond in a goats ass. Budget was low. Expectations were unreasonably high. I had set myself some guideline for this purchase. It had to be cheap. Not cheap to buy (it also had to be cheap to buy), but cheap to tax and cheap to feed. The bus lead to another bus, which lead me to a man. NICE RED UNDERPANTS SIR. THAT COLOUR OF UNDERPANT SHOWS US THAT ARE OUTGOING AND VIVACIOUS. LIBRA. A LIBRA. PROBABLY. stephen01, Conrad D. Conelrad, michael1703 and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Lacquer Peel, Conrad D. Conelrad, loserone and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 I asked god for a car and for my sins the devil gave me one (oo-er). We have here a 1990something phase1 Peugeot 106 1.5D The D stands for Deisel. POWER FUCKING PLANT. Lucas du pompe for maximum grimms. What kind of helmet puts a Mushroom Speed Filter on a N/A diesel?I dunno, but I bet he wears red smalls. 83C, michael1703, spike60 and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Three doors because race car.Spoiler because race car. nacho man, egg, alcyonecorporation and 19 others 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Very nice! Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Sunroof as its basically almost summer. Check out the speed spoiler. Tickman, Lacquer Peel, privatewire and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Very nice! LIAR!!!! 95 quid Peugeot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Check out the wallpaper patterned, vinyl backed glorychairs. 5 on the floor for epic cruising velocities. MASSIVE CLOCK. Lacquer Peel, UltraWomble, Coprolalia and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 That is incredibly grim, congrats. AMC Rebel and Eddie Honda 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 That is incredibly full of win, congrats.Efa AMC Rebel and loserone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r.welfare Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Do you fit behind the wheel all right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 I really dont know how, but its not even really that slow. I was expecting it to be a dog shit on a string but its more like a three legged whippet at full belows. cort1977 and Skizzer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John F Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Smoll. alcyonecorporation, Supernaut, Coprolalia and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 I was offered this last weekend for 250 sheets.T reg 1.5d zest 12months mot Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Why is there a liquorice allsort under the bonnet? Jim Bell and anonymous user 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Do you fit behind the wheel all right? Kind of. If it breaks down though, I reckon I could carry it home. WULLAD!! Lacquer Peel, Conrad D. Conelrad, Pillock and 29 others 32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 If the door cards rattle or squeak, fix it by hammering washers in to the gaps. NO MORE RATTLES. Im not sure what we are counting, but we have 14.6 of them on tap. Original dealer plates. Tyres are cracking. Litterally cracking. Thats a joke. LUBRIFIANTS RECCOMENDEES! Rusty_Rocket, Skizzer, loserone and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 These early 106s look just right to me, bet this one's new enough for a 5 speed box too. Top buyage! Can I ask how the mul-t-lock mount attaches? I've got a couple of the locks in the [pile of things waiting to be moved into the] garage but no mounting bracket thingies. Is it welded in or summat? Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Un-natural habbitat. There wont be much of this going on. If I dont get 60mpg out of the first tank, I'm taking it back. Lacquer Peel, loserone and privatewire 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 These early 106s look just right to me, bet this one's new enough for a 5 speed box too. Top buyage! Can I ask how the mul-t-lock mount attaches? I've got a couple of the locks in the [pile of things waiting to be moved into the] garage but no mounting bracket thingies. Is it welded in or summat? I dunno man. I only have half of it. I'll have a look tmorro though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Thanks. I have two of the other half, which doesn't really help cause I'm literally miles away. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 I was offered this last weekend for 250 sheets.T reg 1.5d zest 12months mot 20170225_140529.jpg Mini pickup *erect* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 After a quick blazz about I'm very happy with the daft little thing. Its unreasonably comfortable for what it is, unreasonably spacious and unreasonably nippy. I expected it to be shit and am pleasantly dissapointed. Theres a big wedge of service history and it looks like its had more oil changes than an Italian mans hairdo. Its had a recent belt and pump and a refurbed rear beam in the not too distant past. It drives well and I will drive it around. Im still a big fat man sitting in a small blue seat but believe me, this kicks the shit out of the bus. egg, Lacquer Peel, Bobthebeard and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Thanks. I have two of the other half, which doesn't really help cause I'm literally miles away. Can I buy your half? My half is attatched (somehow) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bump Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Meh. Not a Mardi Gras exactly is it Jim Bell, cort1977 and egg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Exactly what the fuck did anyone expect to tow with it? You must research this further and suggest possibles. Eddie Honda and alcyonecorporation 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 He bought a little car on WednesdayHe took it for a drive on ThursdayIt broke down on FridayHe spent a lot of Money on SaturdayHe chilled out on SundayHad a little roffle on MondayHe got the bus to work on Tuesday 7 days I realise in retrospect that was a fucking huge picture of craig david. privatewire, stephen01, Joey spud and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 You need to have feet the size of an average ten year old's to operate the pedals on these, mais non? Ben_O, sutty2006, trigger and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 You need to have feet the size of an average ten year old's to operate the pedals on these, mais non? Yeah. Theyre offset too. Right old tapdance. I just take my shoes and socks off while Im driving and use only my big toes to apply pressure to the piano key pedals. rantingYoof, privatewire, egg and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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