cros Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 I joined a week ago and being a relative newcomer to Vauxhall stuff thought I'd see for myself if their products are really as good as everyone here makes out. To start with the mechanical wipers are a bit of a disappointment, and will probably remain so when it rains. I'd expected flailing rods poking out of the engine, but there's just a cable drive from the camshaft. Maybe to compensate, and for added slop, Luton stuck the actual selector mechanism on show under the bonnet instead of inside the gearbox; perhaps they had trouble making it as awful as some of their rivals. Next comes the handbrake which dangles down from under the dashboard. It eventually connects with the rear brakes via miles of frayed cable- next stop Halfords. Wiper gear lever I can't wait to get behind the wheel r KruJoe, spike60, Asimo and 32 others 35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Rustbucket Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Full of petrol too - ready for the road! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickman Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 I assume this is what was on the trailer in the post from the other day.Never seen wipers run off the engine before, I need to experience some older cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cros Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 Full of petrol too - ready for the road!I hadn't noticed that- I'm not very good at picking up the small details such as 'its fucked'. Supernaut, anonymous user, Magnificent Rustbucket and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cros Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 I assume this is what was on the trailer in the post from the other day.Never seen wipers run off the engine before, I need to experience some older cars. Absolutely! Gives the MIG a chance to cool down while you're splashing the cuprinol on. cros, scruff and Tickman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 It appears to have an in cab chamber pot, that's one up on multiple cup-holders in my opinion Skizzer, cros, beko1987 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 The wipers are like that to stop you driving it in the rain where it will dissolve......Top stuff, there, Cros its nice to see other folk enjoying their vehicles in similar condition to mine. scruff, tooSavvy and somewhatfoolish 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 This thread is a further step in my gradual conversion to the Vauxhalll Dark Side. Obi Wan sure will be pissed at me when he hears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRW Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 RAT L@@K. YO!No pineapple shot. 2/10. Disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 WTF is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRW Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 WTF is that? Its a Vauxhall Belmont. Can't you recognize it? Where have you been, the moon? Dick Longbridge, Supernaut and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 I have childhood memories of the engine driven wipers in the fucked Velox Dad got to replace the dead Zephyr. At least Vauxhall's mechanically driven wipers increase speed in line with the car's speed. Ford suction driven wipers hardly move when flat out. (Then thrash themselves dementedly as the car decelerates). Austin etc had the sense to ignore all this nonsense and wipe electric, from the start I think. mercrocker, DSdriver, Squire_Dawson and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cros Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 How smug will I be when the rain becomes torrential and I simply change down a gear and drive everywhere in second. Bedford offered a 3 speeder right into the 70's on the CF. Were they the last?PC & CF anonymous user, Squire_Dawson, LC Torana and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 How smug will I be when the rain becomes torrential and I simply change down a gear and drive everywhere in second. Bedford offered a 3 speeder right into the 70's on the CF. Were they the last?bedford-pc-03.jpgPC & CFIn the civilised world the CF was probably the last, but apparently the Septics could still get 3 speed column change Ford F-150 pickups until 1986!In a similar vein, was the FD Victor the last 3 speed manual British car? Could you get 3 speed FEs? I've seen one with a bench seat and column change , which must make it the last car so equipped, but I don't know if it was 3 or 4 speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayW Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 I thought a Belmont was an Astra saloon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Mechanically powered wipers are a new one in me too, more please!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cros Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 According to Vauxpedia the FD had 3 speed column change up until 1970; 4 speed with overdrive, sounds much nicer. 2 speed powerglide is mentioned for the first year. Column change doesn't seem available on the FE but this does: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrydicky Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 This looks great, more pictures required please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cros Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 RAT L@@K. YO!No pineapple shot. 2/10. Disappoint.Them Polo Fruits will always upstage me- impossible to attach a rack full of cardboard suitcases to a roof made from matchsticks. somewhatfoolish, eddyramrod, Dick Longbridge and 19 others 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cros Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 The mysteries of the mechanical windscreen wiper are laid bare. It is upgradeable to power an extra blade for the left side of the windscreen, but for me that would be an unconscionable indulgence, a squandering of fuel; passengers will appreciate the view all the more when its sunny.The gearbox is driven all the time the engine is running and there is a self parking mechanism. (Just for the wipers, for the vehicle its available on the Deluxe only.) I've dismantled the controls and wiring and carefully removed the wings with an angle grinder. It looks like this, and I can now behold the strangeness of the front suspension. One possible advantage of having the springs and dampers on the 'wrong' side of the kingpins is that the steering linkage is simpler than most independent set-ups from this era- the nipple count is unusually low unlike my Sunbeam which had, I think, 12 on the front axle alone. The news from under the rocker cover isn't good, solidified black oil everywhere. In common with the Sunbeam the oil filtration is wretched, not being full flow- lumps are only removed gradually. I might not be sticking with that... Dirk Diggler, Cardinal Wolseley, Angrydicky and 20 others 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 So you don't have to change a fucking ECU? AMC Rebel and Twiggy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Imagine the horrors of complete engine failure because the windscreen wiper got jammed on a twig. Skizzer, alf892, Jim Bell and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cros Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 So you don't have to change a fucking ECU? No mate, good as gold on these. AMC Rebel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Stage one remap innit AMC Rebel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiggy Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Vantastic ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Imagine the horrors of complete engine failure because the windscreen wiper got jammed on a twig.Yes but think positive - you could turn the engine over off the wiper arm. Junkman, holbeck, Station and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cros Posted March 16, 2017 Author Share Posted March 16, 2017 You're never too old to learn, and only this afternoon I've come across a new method of fixing in a floor repair panel using a bent nail. If only all cars had a wooden 'b' post what a lot of trouble it would save.Elsewhere there's a little light corrosion; the hammer wielding twat had pop rivetted on some galvanised sheet to cover it, but not before grinding 2 inches into the chassis rail. It wasn't done too long ago either as it's a thin disc. I suspect it then got an MOT. My advisory would have been castration. Skizzer, LC Torana, Joey spud and 16 others 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 I wish cars were made out of wood. It'd have saved me a bomb on welding. Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cros Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 The rear floor rests on thin but deep wooden crossmembers which at present are home to a hungry species of beetle larvae. I'm going to take off all the tin bits and mend them. The wooden bits can then go on the fire to fix the pesky woodworms. I'll make an inedible frame and glue it all back together. Mechanically it's mostly bollocksed, especially the clutch mechanism. The cast iron operating fork has worn right through at its pivot and was long ago built up horribly with brazing. The ring gear teeth are worn to half their thickness, so I'd guess the van was doing door to door deliveries, perhaps fruit and veg or bread judging by the shelving in the back. LC Torana, Banger Kenny, hauserplenty and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cros Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 I wish cars were made out of wood. It'd have saved me a bomb on welding. Even better would be cars made out of stainless steel. Get the doors hinged correctly (from the rear) keep the boss away from the talc and it'd be a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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