Magnificent Rustbucket Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Mine should receive an honorary qualification since it is said to use even more petrol than the 4 litre can manage - thereby fulfilling the central Autoshite requirement of coupling milk float performance with supercar economy. And it has electric headrests. Lacquer Peel, Stanky, Skizzer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2017 Author Share Posted January 26, 2017 image.jpeg Anyone who buys one of those will be The Rt Hon. Top Dog of the 4litre beater club I'm working back up to a proper sized engine, give me a couple of years! Disapproved XJS no MoT. Approved.A+ Damn it ! Mine is only 3 litres Approved B- must try harder! I was in Scotchlandshire 2 weekends ago with this 4 litre beater...... IMAG0036.jpg IMAG0037.jpg Can I get an honorary membership? Approved. Only 4 litres? I IZ DISSAPOINT!Brown Cadillac.JPG7.7. Suck that bitches! Vehicle should be able to start of its own accord, not requiring 20shiters to push;) Can I join if my XJ-S is only firing on nine? Approved. A+ I'm 400cc short Exchange ballasts for bigger cylinders. Assuming it's the HE that means.... 5.3 divided by 12 = 0.4416 multiplied by 9 = 3.975l, works for me but I'm not a member yet. Approved. Member in charge of maths. 4.0 IMG_20170115_123510.jpg Approved May I borrow 760cc please - I seem to be a bit, ahem, short... Approved. eddyramrod, Skizzer, barmatt and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2017 Author Share Posted January 26, 2017 As we said after the commoners had left in the Austin, if the Daimler turns up to a fight the occupants will cheerfully beat you up whilst commenting on the weather. If the Lexus turns up to a fight then you're in trouble as you're about to get a samurai sword inserted into places where it shouldn't go.Nah mate, a Lexus would never turn up to a fight, cos the owner would be too ashamed that they could not afford an actual Luxury car, instead buying an Camry that had been fattened like a veal calf. Skizzer, doobietoo, Rocket88 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I have done driven the Lexus and I may have licked it a bit so therefore it is mine. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk rml2345, 320touring and dome 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Rustbucket Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 "Camry fattened like a veal calf" - I will have to remember that one!! 320touring 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rml2345 Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 "No noise no noise no noise whooooooooosh *60mph* no noise no noise..."That Lexus is absolutely the most discreet way to reach Warp Factor Eleventy with absolutely no drama. 320touring, loserone and dome 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkjagnz Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I'm in dome, BorniteIdentity, Magnificent Rustbucket and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 5.2 when firing on all 8. spike60, BorniteIdentity, CreepingJesus and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I used to own this. Resting by Tayne, on Flickr 3950cc and, on occasion, 11mpg! I don't own it anymore owing to this happening. Freshly done by Tayne, on Flickr Magnificent Rustbucket and 320touring 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkjagnz Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I used to own this. Resting by Tayne, on Flickr 3950cc and, on occasion, 11mpg! I don't own it anymore owing to this happening. Freshly done by Tayne, on FlickrThat'll buff out BorniteIdentity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
explosive-cabbage Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 How did that happen?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 My car has no badges dictating the engine size and since its model designation begins with a 4 you'd have to believe me if I told you that refers to the number of litres it displaces. It is a quality vehicle with wood and velour on the inside and a prestigious British manufacturer's emblem proudly emblazoned on the exterior. If this is not qualification enough, the very first car I drove after passing my test was a Mk1 Lexus LS400. 320touring and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I'm 400cc short I'm 600cc over 320touring 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickman Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Having had a shot of the Daimler Can I just say 'it is lovely' I have been wondering why I prefer it to the Lexus and can only assume the reason is the Lexus is too good at what it does. After the brothers had departed the Lexus £1 balanced on the engine test was performed, it just stays there stood on end! rml2345, dome, Magnificent Rustbucket and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I'm 400cc short I'm 400cc short too, if I combine both the Xantia and the 316. 320touring 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oman5 Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I'll take a membership but I'll be wanting some change. eddyramrod, DVee8, BorniteIdentity and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Ooooh, please Sir, can I play? British. V8. Leather and wood. lousy fuel consumption. 6750cc. With a turbo that displaces more than a mere 4 litres! Magnificent Rustbucket, richardthestag, alf892 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 If i turn up bursting for a piss it may give me the extra 400cc I need. Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dome Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I wafted in to work most pleasantly this morning in mine. Bonus hawt Iveco ackshun in the background. Also the section of astroturf on the ground suggests a certain Volvo may have been in the area... The Moog, loserone, cms206 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcyonecorporation Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 3.3-litres is the best I can manage. Race all you plebs in the rain before my gearbox explodes again. 320touring and Lacquer Peel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2017 Author Share Posted January 26, 2017 I'm in Extremely approved. 5.2 when firing on all 8. Approved and additional info requested! I'm 600cc over Approved and allowed to transfer spare 600cc to the P6 for double membership I'll take a membership but I'll be wanting some change.image.jpg Approved and more info needed. 3.3-litres is the best I can manage.Race all you plebs in the rain before my gearbox explodes again.Approved. Because SVX! More power to your elbow, squire. alcyonecorporation 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Disapproved Would it help if I previously had this? Magnificent Rustbucket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2017 Author Share Posted January 26, 2017 Would it help if I previously had this? No, no fishbowls;) richardthestag and Magnificent Rustbucket 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 That's because I like to see where I'm going. alf892 and dome 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 26, 2017 Author Share Posted January 26, 2017 That's because I like to see where I'm going.Away man;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Aye ye just picking on me cause I'm English ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Can we apply based on boot capacity? alcyonecorporation 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I wafted in to work most pleasantly this morning in mine. DSC_0900.JPG Bonus hawt Iveco ackshun in the background. Also the section of astroturf on the ground suggests a certain Volvo may have been in the area... STOP IT! /seller's remorse dome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I'm going to start a 1.9 litre beaters thread because I have 1.9 litre vehicles. ShiteRider, bub2006, alf892 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeRover Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I'm considering carry a spare 2.0 pinto for all journeys over 100 miles does the van qualify? alcyonecorporation, 320touring, inconsistant and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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