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Jim Bell

Furthest away car for sale.

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Pick a car. Includes bonus mystery person.

 

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201812073073600?make=FIAT&model=STILO&price-from=0&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&sort=sponsored&price-to=1000&postcode=cw14tg&radius=1500&seller-type=private&advertising-location=at_cars&page=1

 

When you're down to buying Albanian "TRs" (Theft Recoveries) -- which one doesn't matter. They've all been hot-wired, and had a starter or alternator lifted before you're the next happy owner.

 

I saw an even worse Furthest Away case. It was a boat. A 57-foot motor yacht for sale. At a marina, last year, for $15,000. It had a picture of the slip it was in at a marina, with a big arrow pointing down where the boat was. It rained 10 inches in a big storm, auto bilge pumps failed, went to the bottom in 30 feet of water. 

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Broken Vauxhall something - only pic, absolutely no other identifiable information or clues on wazzup whatsoever. Twix and an X Box 360 tonite m9 ?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Spares-or-repairs/192758957819?hash=item2ce15446fb:g:AYQAAOSwHSdcFM0W:rk:12:pf:0

 

 

At least someone circled the dog turd so that we didnt get confused.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F392193772082

 

 

"Marion! I'm just going down the hill to get a worse picture of the fucking Peugeut. Put the kettle on for my Bovril. No I don't want a digestive Marion how many times do I have to tell you I don't have a biscuit with Bovril I have one slice of buttered white bread. The digestives are for the Horlicks. I won't be long. "

 

 

 

That's not my screen shot either. That's the actual primary pic from Eblag.

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Somewhere in the evening sky is a solitary star. And that star is the waxing and waning soul of a Rover 216 or 416 as its very existence drifts off to the afterlife....or something...

 

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2791109920914707

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On my phone just now...but...Do I win this thread for today?...with this gem.

 

Also...If we had a laziest ever photography competition, this would win hands down!!...Lol lol.

 

Check out all of the pictures..

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/please-read-the-ad/1327276472

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On my phone just now...but...Do I win this thread for today?...with this gem.

 

Also...If we had a laziest ever photography competition, this would win hands down!!...Lol lol.

 

Check out all of the pictures..

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/please-read-the-ad/1327276472

Aaaaaaarrrgggghhhh painful

 

Definitely the spirit of this thread though

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