0ldCh0d Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Yesterday, whilst in Sunny Edinburgh with my good lady..I spotted this...what can only be described as a monstrosity. Note..the 99p shop lettering of the authentic Alpina badge...the custom Louvre bonnet vents, & my personal favourite....the smooth doors....I could go on & on about the state of this...however..you can judge for yourselves. I give you....the new streamlined BMW E34..... Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I find the ex AA, non wankerised, non 'let's outdoors' VW Transporter behind most appealing. Uncle Jimmy, Cleon-Fonte, chaseracer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted August 28, 2016 Author Share Posted August 28, 2016 I find the ex AA, non wankerised, non 'let's outdoors' VW Transporter behind most appealing.I never noticed that tbh...my jaw was on the ground at the vulgarity of the BMW. Well noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 The van I described that is the opposite of the one that sneaked into your picture, or rather the drivers thereof, are some of the most arrogant, odious, sanctimonious self-proclaimed-saviours-of-the-planet that I have ever had the misfortune to cross paths with. I don't mean the pineapple/vintage expedition lads, I mean the examples that are usually painted super shiny black and adorned with chrome nudge bars and running boards. Those can get in the sea. The BMW doesn't offend me in the least. It's mildly incongruous at the most. dome, xtriple, Rocket88 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I never realised they did an Alpina 520i Lord Sterling and 0ldCh0d 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 have we become barryboys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted August 28, 2016 Author Share Posted August 28, 2016 have we become barryboys?Sorry, I didn't intend to start a barryboys thread..:-$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Aside from the stupid headlamps, door handle delete, silly paint and Alpina badging - the hallmark of somebody just not knowing when to stop: I rather like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 daddy my eyes are hurting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Needs to be painted Kawasaki green. 320touring and SiC 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srad34 Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 needs to be painted with fire imho... 0ldCh0d 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 I actually kinda like it? However it needs a twin-turbo/supercharge setup putting out sillyBHP to be acceptable though - usually when in silly ranges, such mods are necessary anyway to fit all the hardware such as turbos, pipework & radiators. Just this doesn't appear to have such power, yet it has this body kit. So it's crap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2MB Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 You can still see the outline of where the front door Handles were in the expertly sculpted filler, excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 It probably looks far worse "in the flesh", but as abortions go, that's reasonably placenta................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steviemillar Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 I like it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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