Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Bit of an old perv? Curious creepy hands and abundant nasal hair? Like hanging out near schools? Got an authentic 70s name such as Les? OR: fancy your chances with the local MILFs? Bit of hanky panky 'ows yer father in a big-up Robin Askwith stylee? Here's yer van: http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C704997 [ outlaw118, tinribs, Essex V6 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUxCLIY0ZdQ AlabamaShrimp, laser wheels, martc and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 You forgot to mention low level drug dealing on a Manchester sink estate. stephen01 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Doh! Rookie error! Soz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Honda Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Also the "Adult Art" That Peter Kay Thing episode 3 - The Ice Cream Man Cometh >> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fv3y4 And also watch out for rivals Negative Creep and Vin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen01 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 oh yeah, there used to be a ice cream 'dealer' I heard about a special 99 flake would set you back 20 quid, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Also this Skizzer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 In Leeds if you wanted 'sherbert' on your 99 it cost you £50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 This thread is borderline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxi paul Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Ideal business for hiding your ill gotten gains. Or is that just sunbed shops and car washes. Honestly officer I sell 100 ice creams a day at £2.00 each, plus crisps and sweets. That's how I can afford a range rover you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 In Leeds if you wanted 'sherbert' on your 99 it cost you £50Sherbert on ice cream is weird, so I'm not surprised your ice cream man set a punitive price for it. Essex V6, the judge, Skizzer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I'm justified and I'm ancient, would this be an appropriate vehicle to drive? oldcars, ShiteRider, Slartibartfast and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bstardchild Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I'm justified and I'm ancient, would this be an appropriate vehicle to drive? moo moo fotorabia and Dick Longbridge 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 You forgot to mention low level drug dealing on a Manchester sink estate. And High Level drug dealing in Alderley Edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Ideal business for hiding your ill gotten gains. Or is that just sunbed shops and car washes. Honestly officer I sell 100 ice creams a day at £2.00 each, plus crisps and sweets. That's how I can afford a range rover you see. You have to BUY enough stock to legitimise the amount you are laundering, which means pouring gallons of cream down the drain every day, and going out and pretending to sell ice cream, so you can create the "books". Ever wondered why there are so many empty sunbed places and nail bars and NOW dog grooming shops, in Miseryside? Who manage to stay in business. taxi paul 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 When I was a student, I went for a holiday job as an ice cream man. I didn't get it and judging by the competition I think it was because I was too clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BavarianRetro Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I too drove an ice cream van as a student - a Bedford CA, then a CF - and the profit made on soft ice cream then was such that you'd be better off selling ice cream rather than any pharmaceutical products or money laundering. We could buy a gallon of ice cream out the dairy for £1 - and you could be sure that was more than cost. Out of each seven gallon drum in the van, you were expected to draw £84. pompei 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I'm justified and I'm ancient, would this be an appropriate vehicle to drive?... ManchesterLeedsAlderley Edge ARE ALL IN THE NORTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 ... ARE ALL IN THE NORTH Indeed. The North Starts at Crewe. (or If you come up the M1, Sheffield). As far as I can tell it ends about 500 miles Further on, but never been past Ullapool, so never saw the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Become the drummer of The Stranglers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxi paul Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 A person I know had a unit valeting cars. He had all the gear. According to his reciept book he was really busy at £40.00 a go. Although he forgot to put reg numbers on reciept. He let the garage next door run their compressor off his electric, to keep his bill up. His valeting products where sold for cash to taxi drivers. Funnily enough the last I heard he had opened a dog grooming salon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Honda Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Alusilber, Faker, gm and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 A person I know had a unit valeting cars. He had all the gear. According to his reciept book he was really busy at £40.00 a go. Although he forgot to put reg numbers on reciept. He let the garage next door run their compressor off his electric, to keep his bill up. His valeting products where sold for cash to taxi drivers. Funnily enough the last I heard he had opened a dog grooming salon. Did he buy it off a bad tempered foreigner with prominent eyebrows? taxi paul and Vin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 There is still a drug dealing ice cream van in the Hyde Park area of Leeds (at least there was a couple of years ago). The police were obviously turning a blind eye as even the most stupid officer would probably think it was odd to see an ice cream van doing its rounds at midnight. Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotorabia Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 There was an ice cream van in New Zealand for sale for years..it was called Big Dickies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Next question:If pop singer Jay Z bought this van and he struggled with putting the flakes in the ice creams, how many problems would Jay Z then have? Dick Longbridge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Next question:If pop singer Jay Z bought this van and he struggled with putting the flakes in the ice creams, how many problems would Jay Z then have?Apparently it's his 65th problem. God knows what problem 99 is, but a flake in it would sweeten it a little, you'd think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauserplenty Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BfU1LjFfyBI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essex V6 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Also the "Adult Art" That Peter Kay Thing episode 3 - The Ice Cream Man Cometh >> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fv3y4And also watch out for rivalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHMFooKZsFsHaha - quality + bonus mk2 Capri action! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essex V6 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Bizarrely enough, I am currently watching Auf Wiedersehn, Pet. Didn't expect to see Ally Fraser again so soon! Eddie Honda 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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