Des Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Went for a drive across Europe, for a couple of weeks but ended up stretching it to a month, had to come back because of punter wanting to buy some equipment, arse.Snapped a few pics of awesome but fuck that for a mo, look what I saw when I nipped into town today. Does it get any better? Fuck yeah, R reg and mint. Back to the foreigns, this rather purposeful looking nice thing was in Germany. Then onto Poland, duzy tailpipe is much impress no? The car in front is... Poland has Tesco stores, they stock value range wheeltrims. Was maybe somebody disapointed with an autogas conversion? And it's not Poland until you've seen a fucker walking a cat. Look at the knobrot on this. This was wonderful. A wierdo. Camo done wrong, I know this because I could see it quite clearly. Look at this proper car. Communist traffic cones, they look a bit pointy odd but have wheels. How wonderous is that? Fuck the pineapples, I can haz Jeebers. Polish yout all over some small cars and fair play to them. Fancy airbrush art did nothing to prevent this lump of wank from breaking down. This is a Polish public conveniance, two shitters opposite two urinals, I'm sure it would be an interesting experience to try and curl one off whilst every Januz, Boris or Marek wander in and out for a piss, making prolonged eye contact as they say dobry, probably holding hands as well bloody foreigners. Made my way to Czech-land whatever it's called, fucking wow. Ex Stazi Look what made it all the way from Blighty, and why shouldn't it eh? Skoda tram, how impressive is that? Broken down mind. I did a touristy part of Czech, crawling with selfie stick self obsessed cunts it was, just horrendous, look at this fucker, no lenses in those bins. Then Germany, a shit hot Simson, chrome mudguards, rims and clear lenses, opulance has arrived in the East. Hitlers unfinished build, dwarfing my van, it's a fucking great horseshoe shape in granite, those second level arches, I was able to drive into them by going up a ramp behind some trees, found a few assorted vavle collets up there, which was a bit random. German motel, it looked a bit dilapidated eighties from the outside but fuck me the rooms, timewarp! France had this, up for sale at 3000 yoyos, bit much although it was rather arousing. Cutest car of evah, I wanted to abduct it and do creepy sex to it. French garage door, inspiring. Probably some grim shit like a Corsa living there. And I brought back pressie, remember the Poundland commie cars, some of them made it to the comrades, I picked this up in a market, I don't recall seeing this one here, it's offered to the first person who can post up a pic of themselves Woolarding on a Samara, no photoshop unless done naked and tasteful. KruJoe, michael1703, Lacquer Peel and 32 others 35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 What a great trip - and an even better write-up! Wondered why you were staying in a hotel when you were travelling in a camper van but then remembered that we did the same once or twice on our first road trip around NZ. Nothing beats the feeling of unlimited amounts of hot water and flushing toilets all to yourself once in a while. From what I've seen on here, 3000 Euros isn't too bad for that Ami any more. It even looks quite solid with the bonus of flat paint to keep it 'in it's own juices', or whatever the French phrase is for something that looks its age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 The Euro is low... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Great photos.. Did you have your camera right in that's girls face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Nice photos. I think that statue's probably King Wenceslas or someone like that rather than Jesus though, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Better than Proust, any old day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 was that a black ascona C I saw there? I want. Call the community MHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Dawson Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Marvellous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Grrreat shots there and v.funny too. That there abroad is indeed a rum place. Squire_Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Posted July 22, 2015 Author Share Posted July 22, 2015 THIS SITE ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE. I want Samara Woolarding, it's been 24 hours FFS, DON'T MAKE ME DO IT. Lacquer Peel and LC Torana 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ligma Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 THIS SITE ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE. I want Samara Woolarding, it's been 24 hours FFS, DON'T MAKE ME DO IT. Only 3 years, 6 months and 10 days late. Lacquer Peel, Amishtat, gm and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Some things are worth waiting for ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Only 3 years, 6 months and 10 days late. Been waiting for the RAC all that time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ligma Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Day 3, I'm down to my last swig of antifreeze. If you find me, don't tell my family I froze to death in a Lada Samara. Sigmund Fraud, Joey spud, Lacquer Peel and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 What better way to go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 You SHOULD have bought the armchair back on the roof of the Ascona C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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