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Peugeot 305 - OFF TAE SCOTLAN.


Jim Bell

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Attempted murder update.

 

I was up at half five with the dog this morning so I thought I'd make use of the quiet dry morning and trial fit some 14" GTI pepperpots to the 305 as the 15" speedlines didn't fit.

 

Jacked her up, got the wheel off, then the cunt just slipped off the Jack and tried to end my thus far reasonably uneventful life.

 

You thankless cunt!

 

I had to jack the front to infinity and stack 15s carefully under the sill to rock the back high enough to get a wheel on.

 

And guess what?

 

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They don't fit. Same clearance issues as the 15s.

 

 

Fuck this car.

 

 

Underseal stuff has suffered some jack slip gouging, but other than that, everything looks good. No damage, apart from the 17 hours the fright took off my life.

 

 

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I have decided that if there is enough interest, the car will now be offered for Raffle. The car is still going into local tame independent garage for wheel bearing on Wednesday, so will be good to go drive ANYWHERE by the time the next lottery is drawn.

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Is it the offset that's the issue? Are the wheels sticking too far out?

The whole wheels fitment thing is like BMW model numbers x2000 and I'm pretty sure no one in the world understands it fully there's just some who pretend to.

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Do sit down dearie, and get yourself comfortable. And we shall begin.

 

 

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Ooooo, the miiiists are paaaaarting.

 

I see a great win for you in the future.

 

I see four wheels and the colour gold.

 

I'm getting the word WEASEL. Do you know a Weasel dearie? Or it could be diesel. Do you know a Diesel?

 

Anyway, the spirits are foretelling of a great journey north to victory that lurks in your present future.

 

 

I see a new Castle, a place of great excitement for you.

 

 

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And the sea. I can see the sea. But it not like Margate. It looks much nicer.

 

 

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And you're there and you look so happy.

 

 

 

The spirits are telling me to give you the following advice.

 

Give a stranger £12.

 

Pick a number between 1 and 49.

 

If the stars align correctly, all of your dreams will then come true.

 

That'll be £12 please dearie. Shut the tent on the way out.

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Is it the offset that's the issue? Are the wheels sticking too far out?

The whole wheels fitment thing is like BMW model numbers x2000 and I'm pretty sure no one in the world understands it fully there's just some who pretend to.

It's offset and width (j) for sure. The alloys protrude too far inward.

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So a raffle is on.

 

Ball of bonus will light the way. Andy.

 

£12 be the cost per go. Andy.

 

The draw will be the Wed or Sat immediately after all numbers are claimed and paid. Andy.

 

Lucky winner can collect at any reasonable hour. Andy.

 

Car is taxed and insured so no great hurry for collection. Andy.

 

Please copy and paste as per the usual procedure if you're interested in a number. Andy.

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Sorted - we just need to decide who's paying for which number?

 

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